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Double D's
Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 7 2005, 05:04 Post #1
this thread is for all those board whores out there... mainly bondi and naraz (maybe even me one day if i'm oh so lucky)

it takes so damn long to get through all the threads b/c of all the tangents you guys go off to that i thought i'd see if we could corral you two in here... we all know we can't stop you, we can only hope to contain you :P

so go wild, go crazy, try not to shoot your eyes out or get kicked in the nuts by runaway kangaroos... talk about boobs, or drunken nights, or boobs, or making fun of each other, or boobs... :blahblah: :blahblah: :blahblah:

(and yes, i fully expect this thread will bomb... but you can't fault me for trying, lol)
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 06:17 Post #2
you forgot about puppet!! :P
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 06:21 Post #3
i got the impression he was the whore-to-end-all-board-whores so that he was entitled to a little slack...

(plus i just saw his pic and it looks like he could kick my ass... lol)
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 06:24 Post #4
rofl your damn right he could....i remember freaking puppet from the old days and i remember his pics..looks just about like most other texan hard core fuckers! :P
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 06:26 Post #5
i've said it before and i'll say it again...

i've messed with texas... it's not that tough :fuckoff:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 06:27 Post #6
aint messed with the right parts then :P
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 06:29 Post #7
fuuuuuuck... i ain't messin' with your parts...

besides, i thought that was bondi's job :haha:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 06:30 Post #8
rofl i was waiting..as soon as i hit add i knew one was comming :P
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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Sep 7 2005, 11:37 Post #9
QUOTE(jrock8)
fuuuuuuck... i ain't messin' with your parts...

besides, i thought that was bondi's job  :haha:

OHHHHHHH SNAP!!!!! :2thumbsup:

JRock......I guess your GF is giving you a little more leeway than you'd thought you'd get huh.....
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B Cup
Member No.: 5997 Posts: 375 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Sep 7 2005, 13:38 Post #10
Am I a board whore?

errr.... glancing at my avatar, do I really even need to ask that ? lol
:kisses:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Sep 7 2005, 15:12 Post #11
QUOTE(jrock8)
i've said it before and i'll say it again...
i've messed with texas... it's not that tough  :fuckoff:


george bush doesn't count :wink:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 15:14 Post #12
puppet must be having too much sex...
back in the day, he used to rack up like 50 posts a day, and that was when the total posts made by all other members combined was about 5 a day :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 16:59 Post #13
QUOTE(sussed2)
Am I a board whore?

errr.... glancing at my avatar, do I really even need to ask that ?  lol
:kisses:


sussed, you can be my board whore anyday (or several times a day, i wouldn't complain) :kisses:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 03:17 Post #14
just thought I'd post a lil video for Ace and Gary...err I mean bondi and naraz ;)

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/26358/
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 8 2005, 05:12 Post #15
QUOTE(jrock8)
fuuuuuuck... i ain't messin' with your parts...

besides, i thought that was bondi's job  :haha:


Um low blow.... first am I Narazbad's boy or Jrocks?

If the joke is going to run smooth lets get the info right!

Oh and YAY for baord whoring :2thumbsup:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 05:30 Post #16
rofl..was wondering if you were gonna join the i guess..."party" and sussed, you can whore my boards anytime you want babe ;)
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 06:50 Post #17
QUOTE(Narazbad)
rofl..was wondering if you were gonna join the i guess..."party" and sussed, you can whore my boards anytime you want babe ;)


hey, i guess this thread was partly dedicated to me so fuck it, im whoreing it up! :P
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 22:28 Post #18
FUCK YES!! whore whore whore whore whore!! no i can call people whores and have it be true!! :P
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▫ Sep 11 2005, 04:04 Post #19
Post whore just checking in to whore up this thread :pimpers:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 11 2005, 16:37 Post #20
Sorry... I do spend a great deal of time having sex now.. god thats what I get for finding myself a 20 year old.. I have to work my ass off because shes horny 23 hours out of the day.. Its a hard life these days!

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