ok, so i was really concerned at first for a few reasons:
1. guy on a boob board. bad mix if you're a tool. (i'm not but you didn't know that)
2. im a noob.
3. i went nuts and got defensive right off the bat.
like i said earlier, i am a mod for 6 car forums and i've seen it all. there is one board in particular that i moderate that bashes noobs left and right. it usually lasts a few days, and if they stick around then we generally meet them and have a few drinks. (usually all local traffic in dallas texas) so i was expecting it for a lot longer.
like paybarraman said, i didn't come on here to get personal and pervertedly gross by stalking the ladies at first. and us hockey players are a wierd bunch.
as far as chaos goes, we made up and i find his last message very hertfeld, and i wasn't expecting that. so thank you bro.
i dont understand the 3D joke, other than they might be a guy or a lesbian.
if you have made it this far, then i guess your interested in what i hhave to say so i'll telll you a bit about myself.
1. i graduated from UTD with a bs in criminology
2. i'm getting my masters degree in sociology and will graduate in december 09
3. i'm a car nut and have the fastest VW in texas, 3rd fastest in the US
4. i play hockey for UTD and we were ranked 13th in the D2 division
5. i have a pierced wang, the first one got ripped out in a fight. (long story)
6. i have 4 hamsters. (no, they don't go in my butt)
7. i collect makers mark bottles (i'm originally from kentucky) (bourbon) (nevermind)
8. i love boobs. i like them little, i like them big. i like them like a little pig. (oink)
9. i live in a loft apt with IKEA furniture. i love IKEA.
10. there is a quote i love. "do what makes you happy" i hope everyone does.
so now you know a lil about me, and i encourage everyone to break out of their shell and have fun. i generally am the life of a party, just look at my facebook pics to find that out. lol...
Dude, I have spoken to a lot of people on this forum, both under this alias and my previous, and the most common thing I say is that I call em as I see em.
The whole 3D thing - poor 3D... he's a nice bloke - I like him, but a few guys bash the crap outta him on the boards, and sometimes the odd bit of gay jokes come outta it, all facing 3D.
It's all good, and I openly invite everyone, newcommers and oldcommers alike to PM 3D in the newly traditional way... that's right, send him a cock...
Dude, I have spoken to a lot of people on this forum, both under this alias and my previous, and the most common thing I say is that I call em as I see em.
The whole 3D thing - poor 3D... he's a nice bloke - I like him, but a few guys bash the crap outta him on the boards, and sometimes the odd bit of gay jokes come outta it, all facing 3D.
It's all good, and I openly invite everyone, newcommers and oldcommers alike to PM 3D in the newly traditional way... that's right, send him a cock...
FUCKER .. Yes dude I am a guy and was totally taken back by you sending me your pierced cock pics . But My wife did enjoy them and that was to my benefit ..but please and mean PLEASE dont send me anymore . Evade and Chaos have now Pm'ed me several times each asking to see them and i just dont feel comfortable forwarding pics even your pics to them . And By the way I am a Straight MALE .
So how bout us "nice guys"?
and welcome to the boards atticvip
i have turned nice guys into bad boys under the right circumstance
QUOTE(evade20)
Welcome to the boards atticvip.
now Chickie, Show us your boobs!
ya, like attic wants my old boobs in his thread
too friggin bad, here they are, lol
QUOTE(atticvip)
6. i have 4 hamsters. (no, they don't go in my butt)
jd
suuuuure they don't.
nice to know about you, you're a character, you're funny, you're clever and you took the bashing with good humoUr and sassiness (yea, i said sassiness)...i like that.
thanks for the linky hottie. too bad there arent any hotties in the dallas area who respond to these types of things and see it.
on a side note, i have had lots of people ask about my piercing. i am answering them as fast as i can. if you have a question about it, just let me know.
jd
you're welcome
1. why did you get it done? your own personal thing? sex? pain fetish?
2. what can i expect to feel when its rubbing my clit?
i have turned nice guys into bad boys under the right circumstance
ya, like attic wants my old boobs in his thread
too friggin bad, here they are, lol
suuuuure they don't.
nice to know about you, you're a character, you're funny, you're clever and you took the bashing with good humoUr and sassiness (yea, i said sassiness)...i like that.
ps, when 3d says no, he means yes.
Babe quit telling my secrets Now evade and Chaos are going to be expecting me to forward his cock pics to them
1. why did you get it done? your own personal thing? sex? pain fetish?
2. what can i expect to feel when its rubbing my clit?
i got it done because it was a dare from 3 male strippers who said they would get theirs done. back a few years ago i weighed 217 and had 9% body fat. i was one buff dude and hung out with these guys when i bartended. they came in on "wiener wednesdays" and did a male strip show. i was one of 2 guys who were allowed in the bldg because i was ripped. i made good tips i must say.
anyways, we all dared each other to do it and i went out theat friday and did it. only problem is that i didnt know that their last night was that wed. so i got it done and never saw them again.
that was the first one, a prince albert. i loved it but it got ripped out in a bar fight (i think i posted a story about this....??) that one was for me. it felt GREAT TO ME.
the one i have now is called a frenum. it's more for the ladies. for those who dont know what it looks like, just aimagine a guy standing. his head is the head, and his body is the shaft. now put a huge barbell through his neck. thats my ring. of course, the ring is able to be changed out. so i have a short barbell in right now because of hockey. (fits in the cup better) i have a longer one about the width of a kennedy 1/2 dollar. that one is a little wider than my dick and it stretches and gets hung and all kinds of good feeling.
so the answer to #2 is: it will never be on your clit unless you put it there. its the next thing to be in the VAG after the head.
google pic: prince albert, frenum, batwing, and cincinatti bow-tie.
i got it done because it was a dare from 3 male strippers who said they would get theirs done. back a few years ago i weighed 217 and had 9% body fat. i was one buff dude and hung out with these guys when i bartended. they came in on "wiener wednesdays" and did a male strip show. i was one of 2 guys who were allowed in the bldg because i was ripped. i made good tips i must say.
anyways, we all dared each other to do it and i went out theat friday and did it. only problem is that i didnt know that their last night was that wed. so i got it done and never saw them again.
that was the first one, a prince albert. i loved it but it got ripped out in a bar fight (i think i posted a story about this....??) that one was for me. it felt GREAT TO ME.
the one i have now is called a frenum. it's more for the ladies. for those who dont know what it looks like, just aimagine a guy standing. his head is the head, and his body is the shaft. now put a huge barbell through his neck. thats my ring. of course, the ring is able to be changed out. so i have a short barbell in right now because of hockey. (fits in the cup better) i have a longer one about the width of a kennedy 1/2 dollar. that one is a little wider than my dick and it stretches and gets hung and all kinds of good feeling.
so the answer to #2 is: it will never be on your clit unless you put it there. its the next thing to be in the VAG after the head.
google pic: prince albert, frenum, batwing, and cincinatti bow-tie.
jd
217 and 9% bodyfat....i am gonna need a minute here....
you are one tough dicked man....that ripping out alone...damn.
and i would feel it on my clit for as long as i was on top of you rubbing it on there, and let me tell you...i'd be there a while. and no, you don't have a choice in the matter, tough guy.
well, now im 205 and im not as ripped as i used to be. the wiener ring getting ripped out was something of an exoierence. lol.. and just tell me when and where and ill bring the handcuffs.
QUOTE(misschickie)
217 and 9% bodyfat....i am gonna need a minute here....
you are one tough dicked man....that ripping out alone...damn.
and i would feel it on my clit for as long as i was on top of you rubbing it on there, and let me tell you...i'd be there a while. and no, you don't have a choice in the matter, tough guy.
Did your university play in the Naval "CrabPot" Tournament in Annapolis? My team was a "Club" team but we participated in that tourney. One year, the game we got bounced from the tourney, went 4 periods, we lost 3-2 and our goalie made 51 out of 54 saves. DUDE was insane that day!!!
The kicker is, he wasn't exactly what you would consider very "fit". He was the guy who brought the "binger" on the road trips!!!
What happens when you pass through security at the airport?
Do you have to go into the "Private Room" to show them the piercing? I know they have them for womem with nipple rings.
Could you imagine the face a a female TSA agent when she "wands" you? *SOUNDS* at your crotch and you just gotta look down and smile and say "I'm pierced".
lol... since my boss has a private jet i don't usually go through airport security.
on that note, we just flew (american airlines) to philly for the national college hockey champinship we participated in. luckily i had no "beeps".....
jd
QUOTE(paybarraman)
This question just came to me.
What happens when you pass through security at the airport?
Do you have to go into the "Private Room" to show them the piercing? I know they have them for womem with nipple rings.
Could you imagine the face a a female TSA agent when she "wands" you? *SOUNDS* at your crotch and you just gotta look down and smile and say "I'm pierced".
This question just came to me.
What happens when you pass through security at the airport?
Do you have to go into the "Private Room" to show them the piercing? I know they have them for womem with nipple rings.
Could you imagine the face a a female TSA agent when she "wands" you? *SOUNDS* at your crotch and you just gotta look down and smile and say "I'm pierced".