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Member No.: 29796 Posts: 49 Joined: 02/2009
▫ Apr 9 2009, 01:39 Post #1
hey hotties,

if you ever need someone to rub them and suck your clitty, let me know.

6'3"
200 #'s
br/br
28
athletic build (play hockey for UTD)
6 1/2 pierced cock

though i'd love to run my tongue around that sexy pierced cock....you gotta link those pics, either in here or try 'the cocks of rmm' feel free to pm me all the pics ;)

chickie
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▫ Apr 9 2009, 20:39 Post #2
QUOTE(atticvip)
hey hotties,

if you ever need someone to rub them and suck your clitty, let me know.

6'3"
200 #'s
br/br
28
athletic build (play hockey for UTD)
6 1/2 pierced cock


:puke: :puke: :puke: Cock picks have to be linked from other sites.... NOOB!
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▫ Apr 10 2009, 13:07 Post #3
QUOTE(evade20)
:puke:   :puke:   :puke:    Cock picks have to be linked from other sites.... NOOB!


OR Pm"ed to Evade . :roflmao:
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▫ Apr 10 2009, 18:51 Post #4
QUOTE(ddd35)
OR Pm"ed to Evade  .  :roflmao:


:fuckoff: :puke: :crazydude: :fuckoff: :ph34r: :lol:
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▫ Apr 11 2009, 00:36 Post #5
sorry girlies,

i have pm'ed them to the right person. hopefully they will make it up soon.

jd
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▫ Apr 11 2009, 15:33 Post #6
QUOTE(ddd35)
OR Pm"ed to Evade  .  :roflmao:


QUOTE(atticvip)
sorry girlies,

i have pm'ed them to the right person. hopefully they will make it up soon.

jd

bwahaha. holy fuck. I so hope he did PM them. :roflmao:
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▫ Apr 11 2009, 22:01 Post #7
QUOTE(evade20)
:fuckoff:   :puke: :crazydude:    :fuckoff:   :ph34r:   :lol:


Did ya get them .
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▫ Apr 13 2009, 01:36 Post #8
QUOTE(ddd35)
Did ya get them  .

i pm'ed them to you. did i send them to the wrong person? geeze. im a noob. someone wanna send me de-rictions on how to?

aww fuck it. this is a site for boobs, not cocks. never mind. :unsure:

jd

well, here is my "Rate My Cock" webpage. it has pics:

http://www.ratemycock.com/profile/TurboDaDDY/
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▫ Apr 13 2009, 01:39 Post #9
Man there are some real fuckin idiots out there!!
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▫ Apr 13 2009, 03:25 Post #10
QUOTE(rdmoscow1808)
Man there are some real fuckin idiots out there!!


eek! am i included in that statement? :o
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▫ Apr 13 2009, 03:38 Post #11
Read the forum rules. Certain pics have to be linked from other sites. I'd suggest www.getafuckinglifeyouwanker.com
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▫ Apr 13 2009, 04:26 Post #12
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory)
Read the forum rules. Certain pics have to be linked from other sites. I'd suggest www.getafuckinglifeyouwanker.com

wow. well i do appreciate a warm welcome, that one takes the cake. was it my cock with a piece of steel that got you all defensive or was it the fact that i have the balls to put my face and cock on a public forum? :unsure:

i will have to say that i am the king of forums that i moderate, so i do understand the "lets piss on the noob" attitude i am getting. it is my fault for not reading the FAQ's and figuring out this shit on my own. BUT since i was not really thinking that i would get any responses, i did not.

thank you for taking the time out of YOUR LIFE to personally bash me. i truly will cherish it always and might even jerk off to it later. :whatever: the funny part is that you lost how many seconds of your life that was dedicated to ME???!!!! i love it. :shuwks:

sorry that you guys have to put up with such an abrasive person, i mean really.... i am such a dick. you know, posting and such. :P asking girls for personal pictures right off the bat, and stalking big boobied women. you know, all the things a real asshole would do.

i'll tell you what aussie person. you stay in the world down under, and i'll stay in good old texas and we won't have to worry about your insecure ass making such a big deal about me trying to play with a little poo-tang. i mean as long as you stay in your hole jacking off to internet boobies, then it leaves me more females to have fun with. now i can see why you would be upset. you have no boobies to play with.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE

sorry if this offends anyone, but hey- i like to yell and be heard. it has gotten me far in life and it's me. i just dumped my girlfriend and i'm loving the single life for once, thank God.

so if the pics i pm'ed to the ddd35 can make it up, cool. if not then please enjoy the website that i have pics on. yes, it has a lot of GHEY shit on it, but i have never met anyone off of there and decline all friend requests. i just like the fact that there is a website i can post pics of my junk on. lol.... B)

godd night all.

jd
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▫ Apr 13 2009, 04:42 Post #13
QUOTE(atticvip)
wow. well i do appreciate a warm welcome, that one takes the cake. was it my cock with a piece of steel that got you all defensive or was it the fact that i have the balls to put my face and cock on a public forum?  :unsure:

i will have to say that i am the king of forums that i moderate, so i do understand the "lets piss on the noob" attitude i am getting. it is my fault for not reading the FAQ's and figuring out this shit on my own. BUT since i was not really thinking that i would get any responses, i did not.

thank you for taking the time out of YOUR LIFE to personally bash me. i truly will cherish it always and might even jerk off to it later.  :whatever: the funny part is that you lost how many seconds of your life that was dedicated to ME???!!!! i love it.  :shuwks:

sorry that you guys have to put up with such an abrasive person, i mean really.... i am such a dick. you know, posting and such.  :P   asking girls for personal pictures right off the bat, and stalking big boobied women. you know, all the things a real asshole would do.

i'll tell you what aussie person. you stay in the world down under, and i'll stay in good old texas and we won't have to worry about your insecure ass making such a big deal about me trying to play with a little poo-tang. i mean as long as you stay in your hole jacking off to internet boobies, then it leaves me more females to have fun with. now i can see why you would be upset. you have no boobies to play with.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE

sorry if this offends anyone, but hey- i like to yell and be heard. it has gotten me far in life and it's me. i just dumped my girlfriend and i'm loving the single life for once, thank God.

so if the pics i pm'ed to the ddd35 can make it up, cool. if not then please enjoy the website that i have pics on. yes, it has a lot of GHEY shit on it, but i have never met anyone off of there and decline all friend requests. i just like the fact that there is a website i can post pics of my junk on. lol.... B)

godd night all.

jd


Poor ddd35...

1. Your pic was gone before I posted.

2. I am not bashing you, just your n00bness, your majesty.

3. You seem to be the insecure one you LITTLE fuck. Attack me, because I live in Australia? FUCK YOU. You are the sort of person that turns THE REST OF THE WORLD against the mighty US of A.

4. There are women here in Australia, in fact, I have one for myself, so I guess it's YOU that have no boobies to play with.

5. Show me some Respect, and I might show you some back - Call me an Aussie person, fine. use a capital. (Oh and learn to spell ya jack ass (godd night)

6. I actually respect you for having the courage to put a pic of your genitals on the internet. That respect is lost when a self confessed moderator of other places CAN'T EVEN READ THE BOARD RULES

7. I've lost seconds to you? Well guess what dumbass - you've lost them to me as well.

8. I will stay over here, because I'm afraid if we met in person, you'd dump a load in your shorts, when you realise not everything is bigger in Texas.

9. Why else would you be here than to jack off to intener boobies as well? Fucking hypocrite.

10. Hey mate, if you're happy being single, sing and be proud. All good. Just have some respect not to barge into a place and demand things - that's all I'm saying. Be nice, and you'll go places. Otherwise, you cop shit like what you have just copped.
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▫ Apr 13 2009, 04:53 Post #14
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory)
Poor ddd35...

1. Your pic was gone before I posted.

2. I am not bashing you, just your n00bness, your majesty.

3. You seem to be the insecure one you LITTLE fuck. Attack me, because I live in Australia? FUCK YOU. You are the sort of person that turns THE REST OF THE WORLD against the mighty US of A.

4. There are women here in Australia, in fact, I have one for myself, so I guess it's YOU that have no boobies to play with.

5. Show me some Respect, and I might show you some back - Call me an Aussie person, fine. use a capital. (Oh and learn to spell ya jack ass (godd night)

6. I actually respect you for having the courage to put a pic of your genitals on the internet. That respect is lost when a self confessed moderator of other places CAN'T EVEN READ THE BOARD RULES

7. I've lost seconds to you? Well guess what dumbass - you've lost them to me as well.

8. I will stay over here, because I'm afraid if we met in person, you'd dump a load in your shorts, when you realise not everything is bigger in Texas.

9. Why else would you be here than to jack off to intener boobies as well? Fucking hypocrite.

10. Hey mate, if you're happy being single, sing and be proud. All good. Just have some respect not to barge into a place and demand things - that's all I'm saying. Be nice, and you'll go places. Otherwise, you cop shit like what you have just copped.


aaaahhhhh. the most welcomed post yet! i really do enjoy a good debate between countries. lol... the spelling errors i will have to credit "Fosters" in the green can, and "Grolsch" (smells like skunk urine).

1. i don't jerk off to internet boobs. LADIES YOU HAVE GREAT BOOBS. BUT I LIKE THE REAL THING.

2. i chose to be single. time to get my man whoreness on.

3. no disrespect to the "world down under". i don't capaltize anything. lol....

4. i was counting on the noob bashing. it's expected in any new forum. duh...

5. your wee wee might be large, but i dont care about it. go brag to someone else.

6. this is my "break" from writing my masters thesis in college. i am obtaining a masters in criminal justice and will graduate in december of 2009. so wasting my precious time on you is actully fun.

7. i meant no disrespect to you, or anyone else. i didnt come in here asking for anything, and to be honest if anyone came to my forums acting the way i just did they would be banned for 24 hours. BUT CONSIDERING YOU ARE NOT A MOD......

8. live life, have fun, and do what you want. im sure we would get along fine if we met in person. as long as you didnt try and show me your WANKER. :roflmao:

later dude.

jd
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▫ Apr 13 2009, 05:07 Post #15
dear all,

chaos and i have decided that we would rather see boobs than argue on a "boob pic website".

so since i am the noob, and i don't know anyone, i would love to have intoductions by you fine ladies. you don't even have to post pics (unless you want to) and we will get started in the right direction.

and i might just wank the silver bar in my junk if i likey. lol...

jd
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▫ Apr 14 2009, 16:11 Post #16
oh myyyyy.....there have been some boys acting up and i wasn't here in my boots with my whip and vibe...dammit, missed opportunity.

i am glad you two have decided to focus on boobies rather than cock fighting.

misschickie says
you all have spiced up what was becoming some kinda tired boards. so i guess it wasn't all bad.

misschickie the mod says
if you all get all insulting and scrappy again, i'll have to turn you ALL over my knee...despite what you all say, you AREN'T too big for that.

chickie

ps...the cock pics are in this thread...
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php?act=ST&f=9&am…
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▫ Apr 15 2009, 02:46 Post #17
thanks for the linky hottie. too bad there arent any hotties in the dallas area who respond to these types of things and see it.

on a side note, i have had lots of people ask about my piercing. i am answering them as fast as i can. if you have a question about it, just let me know. :silvio:

jd
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▫ Apr 15 2009, 06:04 Post #18
Firstly,

Hey. Welcome. And please tell me you DID PM those pic's to 3D cause that would just be too fuckin funny!!!! :lol: (read the boards and you'll soon see why)

Secondly,

HEY OH!!!!! Some regulars go dormant on this board and all of a sudden it becomes "Bet I can Bash the New Guy First!!!!" ???? WTF!?!?! The dude is proud of his piercing. Big fucking deal. Me personally, I don't particularly like the idea of sharp metal anywhere near my twig and berries but to each his own. Besides, having worked with the hockey team at my university and partied with them, Hockey players are a unique breed. Pain that most would consider debilitating, they consider an inch they just cant seem to scratch.

I think everybody needs to lighten the fuck up just a bit. A guy posting a cock pic in HIS 411, while a violation, doesn't necessarily warrant a "Nuclear Noob Attack".

Now, if he'd posted a

"Hey Im Single and in Dallas with a 6 1/2 inch pierced dick. Ladies Hit me up!!!" thread in the Shoot the Breeze Forum then I would say "Let Loose the Dogs of War!!!"

(fucking great movie with Christopher Walken btw...Dogs of War)

I now leave you all to return to my cave and hibernation.

Peace Love and Spaghetti Sauce.
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▫ Apr 15 2009, 09:16 Post #19
After a couple of PM's between myself and atticvip, I can honestly say that I got it wrong.

Recently there have been a few n00bs coming on board and trying to get personal - in my views - a bit too fast. And it was this that attracted my response.

My reaction - whilst kneejerk - I thought was valid. It truely was interesting to see a reply in the manner that was given, and like a moronic idiot I can be, ignored all my training, and replied to the emotion, rather than the facts. In the future, I will not be so quick to respond to n00bs.

Attic seems the type of guy that could liven up a dreary board, as Chickie has so politely pointed out. So it is with my head thinking clearly this time, that I would extend a gesture of welcome, and politely encourage some of the many fine ladies here, to do the same, as let's face it - we're all here because of one thing... well two actually...
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▫ Apr 15 2009, 14:13 Post #20
QUOTE(misschickie)
misschickie the mod says
if you all get all insulting and scrappy again, i'll have to turn you ALL over my knee...despite what you all say, you AREN'T too big for that.


So how bout us "nice guys"?

and welcome to the boards atticvip

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