If you were putting an ad into an adult magazine looking for an intimate evening and you were wanting to attract your perfect sexual partner, how would you write it?
The stipulation is there is limited space and only room for 50 words or less.
I will start
Funny Guys seeks Funny Girl who won't laugh at his penis size when it dissapears into her giant titties. Must like it a little rough and be able to slap me and twist my nipples off if she wants. Any body types welcome. Tits Bigger the Better.
Seeking a grown-up, funny man, body type unimportant, preference given to bigger guys with broad shoulders, strong, nimble fingers and generous sexual attitudes...you'll receive a well-endowed, voluptuous woman who knows the importance of good bj and every pleasure of the flesh you can dream up. Please, no donkey dicks.
Seeking a grown-up, funny man, body type unimportant, preference given to bigger guys with broad shoulders, strong, nimble fingers and generous sexual attitudes...you'll receive a well-endowed, voluptuous woman who knows the importance of good bj and every pleasure of the flesh you can dream up. Please, no donkey dicks.
Younger man seeks older woman to use me and abuse me. Please be rough and make me worship you. Treat me like a piece of meat and make me beg for more. I want to be your boy toy, and you can be my hardcore hottie.
Highly sexual & sexy, attractive woman with great breasts seeks a man's man with incredible stamina. All respondants MUST enjoy giving as well as receiving oral favors, like spontanious, outdoor, and even public sex. Must apply with weapon full loaded (size does count here, for visual stimulation, if nothing else).
Highly sexual & sexy, attractive woman with great breasts seeks a man's man with incredible stamina. All respondants MUST enjoy giving as well as receiving oral favors, like spontanious, outdoor, and even public sex. Must apply with weapon full loaded (size does count here, for visual stimulation, if nothing else).
Seeking a grown-up, funny man, body type unimportant, preference given to bigger guys with broad shoulders, strong, nimble fingers and generous sexual attitudes...you'll receive a well-endowed, voluptuous woman who knows the importance of good bj and every pleasure of the flesh you can dream up. Please, no donkey dicks.
Okay so you left out your address and phone number ??? So No Donkeys , Is a Horse cock okay ?
I wanna have sex today! I just passed the driver license exam and I'm so happy =)
you must be able to host. I got condoms I do consider looking good and I got pictures if you have too!
as soon as possible! and NO gays PLEASE!
I wanna have sex today! I just passed the driver license exam and I'm so happy =)
you must be able to host. I got condoms I do consider looking good and I got pictures if you have too!
as soon as possible! and NO gays PLEASE!
You were the tall brunette who farted in the produce section tonight, Davie St. Safeway. I was the tall dirty blonde guy beside you who said "was that you?". You said "no...wasn't me!!". I called you a liar. You continued to plead innocence despite the stink. I fanned the stink away with a head of Romaine lettuce and you stormed off.
Even though you fart like a Clydesdale I'd still like to meet for coffee....you are gorgeous if not rude.
You were the tall brunette who farted in the produce section tonight, Davie St. Safeway. I was the tall dirty blonde guy beside you who said "was that you?". You said "no...wasn't me!!". I called you a liar. You continued to plead innocence despite the stink. I fanned the stink away with a head of Romaine lettuce and you stormed off.
Even though you fart like a Clydesdale I'd still like to meet for coffee....you are gorgeous if not rude.
3d probably has already used that line with one of his Heifers!
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....
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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society .
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....
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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society .
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....
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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society .
I wanna have sex today! I just passed the driver license exam and I'm so happy =)
you must be able to host. I got condoms I do consider looking good and I got pictures if you have too!
as soon as possible! and NO gays PLEASE!
hahaha!!! post it on craigslist, i'll answer it!
QUOTE(digitalnights)
Here's another....
You were the tall brunette who farted in the produce section tonight, Davie St. Safeway. I was the tall dirty blonde guy beside you who said "was that you?". You said "no...wasn't me!!". I called you a liar. You continued to plead innocence despite the stink. I fanned the stink away with a head of Romaine lettuce and you stormed off.
Even though you fart like a Clydesdale I'd still like to meet for coffee....you are gorgeous if not rude.
omg....that was fuckin gold!
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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....
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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society .
Open Minded Guy seeks Open Minded Girl for friendship/sexual relationship. Me = Funny (sometimes), horny (most of the time), smart (on occasion). You = willing. (I did say I'm open minded).
Seeking double amputee with heroin addiciton for some freaky deaky. Must have slurred speech and a trust fund. Send home video reciting the Magna Carta while fingering yourself. Serious inquiries only. No wierdos.
I do consider looking good and I got pictures if you have too!
And I'm waiting for you too