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C Cup
Member No.: 7752 Posts: 726 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 11 2008, 20:45 Post #21
Well endowed outdoor man seeking well endowed outdoor woman who loves camping, hiking, sex in the woods, spontanity, and my tender style of loving you. Must have bassboat and motor. Please send pictures of boat and motor....
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D Cup
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▫ Sep 20 2008, 12:22 Post #22
Attentive male seeking fun loving female with healthy sexual appetite. Breast size unimportant, smaller preferred. Willing to do what’s necessary to pleasure you. Please me and I’ll treat you like a lady. Experience a plus.
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 21 2008, 14:26 Post #23
Successful male looking for females that want to experience a lifestyle of the rich and famous , a sex life compared to a porn movie . My interest include but not limited to , the outdoors , breasts big and small , fast cars , sex , Atv riding , role play , 3somes , 4somes , orgies , multiple orgasm's, and especially the tender touch of a lady after a long night of sex . I love waking up to lady after weve made love for hours (okay minutes ) and enjoying the afterglow of orgasm..If interested please Pm me . :P
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B Cup
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▫ Jan 19 2009, 22:58 Post #24
I'm 28, BBV. I'fe-a geefee up gueeng thruoogh prumeeses ooff a releshunsheep und feending myselff doomped effter oone-a oor meybe-a three-a neeghts iff I'm loocky.
Bork Bork Bork!

Su I'fe-a deceeded I'll coot tu zee chese-a und hefe-a cheeldree suns zee hessles ooff feeeled releshunsheeps beffure-a my cheeld beereeng yeers ere-a up. Yuoo cun chuuse-a tu be-a infulfed oor I dun't ifee hefe-a tu knoo yuoor neme-a. I'fe-a beee tuld by a foo ooff zee gooys I'fe-a beee veet thet I'fe-a beee zee best zeey'fe-a ifer hed su yuoo shuoold eejuy it reelly vell. Iff thees interests yuoo, i-meeel me-a veet yuoor peec und I'll retoorn zee fefuoor. Zeen cume-a foock me-a und feed my poossy veet yuoor leeffe-a geefing seed.
Bork Bork Bork!

Translation:

I'm 28, BBW. I've given up going through promises of a relationship and finding myself dumped after one or maybe three nights if I'm lucky.

So I've decided I'll cut to the chase and have children sans the hassles of failed relationships before my child bearing years are up. You can choose to be involved or I don't even have to know your name. I've been told by a few of the guys I've been with that I've been the best they've ever had so you should enjoy it really well. If this interests you, e-mail me with your pic and I'll return the favour. Then come fuck me and feed my pussy with your life giving seed.

Laughed my ass off!
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B Cup
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▫ Aug 11 2009, 20:23 Post #25
QUOTE(misschickie)
Awesome idea Cman!!!

Seeking a grown-up, funny man, body type unimportant, preference given to bigger guys with broad shoulders, strong, nimble fingers and generous sexual attitudes...you'll receive a well-endowed, voluptuous woman who knows the importance of good bj and every pleasure of the flesh you can dream up.  Please, no donkey dicks. :flashboobs:

I'm perfect for this ad. Will you send me an application or do I just fill it out at the Border??? :letsfuck: :spankin: :thumbup: :wub:
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B Cup
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▫ Aug 11 2009, 21:47 Post #26
I'm a grown-up, funny man, with broad shoulders and a big heart, I have strong, nimble fingers and a generous sexual attitudes. I am looking for a well-endowed, voluptuous woman who knows the importance of a good bj and every pleasure of the flesh you can dream up.
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 11 2009, 21:59 Post #27
QUOTE(Melon Midget)
I'm perfect for this ad. Will you send me an application or do I just fill it out at the Border??? :letsfuck:   :spankin:   :thumbup:   :wub:


:shuwks:

QUOTE(Melon Midget)
I'm a grown-up, funny man, with broad shoulders and a big heart, I have strong, nimble fingers and a generous sexual attitudes. I am looking for a well-endowed, voluptuous woman who knows the importance of a good bj and every pleasure of the flesh you can dream up.


hehe, box number?
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B Cup
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▫ Aug 11 2009, 22:04 Post #28
QUOTE(misschickie)
:shuwks:
hehe, box number?

Let me see your box ( :eatme: ) and I'll give u some kind of number. :thumbup:
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