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Member No.: 8548 View profile Log in to message
A Cup
Member No.: 8548 Posts: 16 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Oct 6 2006, 18:38 Post #1
i haven't had phone sex for a while....just wondering if anyone still does that!
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Oct 6 2006, 18:49 Post #2
QUOTE(muzicmaniac2005)
i haven't had phone sex for a while....just wondering if anyone still does that!


you'd have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a phone!
why are all the crackpots from Chicago? :nahnah:
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 6 2006, 19:03 Post #3
QUOTE(Gnappster)
you'd have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a phone!
why are all the crackpots from Chicago?  :nahnah:

Hey, don't blame me. I came here to escape the whacked out canadians
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Training Bra
Member No.: 18202 Posts: 1 Joined: 10/2006
▫ Oct 6 2006, 21:49 Post #4
Can't find where to do it!!! Sometimes goes together with a good wank, the old fashion way.
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 6 2006, 22:31 Post #5
QUOTE(mitusa)
Can't find where to do it!!! Sometimes goes together with a good wank, the old fashion way.

perhaps you and musicmaniac should exchange phone number :unsure:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 6 2006, 22:46 Post #6
QUOTE(Gnappster)
you'd have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a phone!
why are all the crackpots from Chicago?  :nahnah:


Maybe it is Jrock is disguise?

I have never paid for phone sex, who does? Why when we have a thing called the internet that can provide millions of hours of porn, containing sexual acts that you will never experience
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 6 2006, 22:51 Post #7
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Maybe it is Jrock is disguise?

I have never paid for phone sex, who does? Why when we have a thing called the internet that can provide millions of hours of porn, containing sexual acts that you will never experience

Most TV commercials contain sexual acts these two guys will never experience.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 6 2006, 23:02 Post #8
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Most TV commercials contain sexual acts these two guys will never experience.


Don't forget Pussycat Doll videos :P
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Oct 8 2006, 17:57 Post #9
I would say the only time I would do phone sex is if I was seperted from my wife for a long period of time , I might call her and do it ...other then that as far as pay for WHY ? :crazydude:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 9 2006, 05:23 Post #10
QUOTE(ddd35)
I  would say the only time I would do phone sex is if I was seperted from my wife for a long period of time  , I might call her  and do it  ...other then that as far as pay for   WHY  ?  :crazydude:


Like they say, It is like a car space. WHy pay for it when if you apply yourself you can get it for free
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Oct 10 2006, 16:46 Post #11
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Most TV commercials contain sexual acts these two guys will never experience.


bwahahaha
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 11 2006, 06:13 Post #12
QUOTE(Gnappster)
bwahahaha


If only I could take credit for that beautiful line
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 11:43 Post #13
I once had unprotected phone sex.... and got an ear infection...

ba doom doom :lol:
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 16:13 Post #14
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
I once had unprotected phone sex.... and got an ear infection...

ba doom doom :lol:

that just goes to show that you can't trust evade
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Oct 11 2006, 16:36 Post #15
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
I once had unprotected phone sex.... and got an ear infection...

ba doom doom :lol:


you're supposed to stick the phone by your ear??
I've been going about this all wrong :wacko:
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 20:33 Post #16
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Like they say, It is like a car space. WHy pay for it when if you apply yourself you can get it for free

Written by Jerry Seinfield. If I had his millions, I'd be funny too. :blink:
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:10 Post #17
QUOTE(closeup)
Written by Jerry Seinfield. If I had his millions, I'd be funny too. :blink:

fuck his millions. I want that hot high school girl the the DDs that he was dating. What was her name? I think it was like boobs or something
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:16 Post #18
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
fuck his millions.  I want that hot high school girl the the DDs that he was dating.  What was her name?  I think it was like boobs or something


or maybe Mulva? :lol:
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:19 Post #19
QUOTE(Gnappster)
or maybe Mulva?  :lol:

:lol: And I mean it. I really laughed out loud at that one.

All I know is that those tits are real, and they're spectacular!
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:19 Post #20
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
fuck his millions.  I want that hot high school girl the the DDs that he was dating.  What was her name?  I think it was like boobs or something

It was something like Showshana or something. I can't remember who it was that she ended up marrying, but I DO remember thinking to myself, "It figures" For half his 250 million dollars. I'd have his kid.
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