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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:21 Post #21
QUOTE(closeup)
It was something like Showshana or something. I can't remember who it was that she ended up marrying, but I DO remember thinking to myself, "It figures" For half his 250 million dollars. I'd have his kid.

Bondi would have his kid too... as long as she's not older than 6
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 08:04 Post #22
Comedy.... :roflmao:

QUOTE(Gnappster)
or maybe Mulva?  :lol:


wait, nooo.... Deloris!!!!

and Bob :fuckoff: :P
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 16:31 Post #23
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Comedy.... :roflmao:
wait, nooo.... Deloris!!!!


I had to lookup the other names he thought up...Hest and Bovary :roflmao:
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 17:44 Post #24
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I had to lookup the other names he thought up...Hest and Bovary  :roflmao:

I wonder if she was from Regina :unsure:
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 07:23 Post #25
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I had to lookup the other names he thought up...Hest and Bovary  :roflmao:


Mulva was the best of them

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I wonder if she was from Regina :unsure:


Could be?

In related news I saw a Simpsons ep the other day where Homer et al smuggle drugs from Canada to the States and Regina is mentioned
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 16:07 Post #26
QUOTE(bondiguy)
In related news I saw a Simpsons ep the other day where Homer et al smuggle drugs from Canada to the States and Regina is mentioned


and they even pronounced it right, which of course makes it funnier.
in a sidenote, you think they got the australian accents wrong, these ones were pretty bad.
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 21:50 Post #27
QUOTE(Gnappster)
and they even pronounced it right, which of course makes it funnier.
in a sidenote, you think they got the australian accents wrong, these ones were pretty bad.


Oh you think???

American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 22:00 Post #28
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh you think???

American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans

My fault. Sorry. gd'ay
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 22:03 Post #29
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh you think???

American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans


are australian and new zealand accents the same? they sound similar but different, like canada and the USA
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 22:07 Post #30
QUOTE(Gnappster)
are australian and new zealand accents the same? they sound similar but different, like canada and the USA


I guess they are simliar but like USA/Canada never all us the same!

Kiwi's pronounce their vowels different to Aussies.

e.g six sounds like sex

fish and chips sounds like fush and chups
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▫ Jan 3 2008, 17:53 Post #31
Hey there ladies and gents, I'm just inquiring how many of you rmmers have done phone sex? How do you like it and are u an addict of it? If so, how do you go about it (i.e. u take off all ur clothes and lay in ur bed to talk).

Alvin

Also, if ure looking for a male partner that is horny let me know :letsfuck:
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▫ Jan 3 2008, 18:11 Post #32
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Phone_Sex-t1142.html

might want to do a search before ya start a new thread mate , chances are it has already been done , and furthermore I dont think you will find to many ladies here that are looking for a phone chat , however Bondi seems to be a good candidate pm him and see if he can help ya out ... :bang:
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▫ Jan 4 2008, 02:51 Post #33
QUOTE(agentblue)
Hey there ladies and gents, I'm just inquiring how many of you rmmers have done phone sex? How do you like it and are u an addict of it? If so, how do you go about it (i.e. u take off all ur clothes and lay in ur bed to talk).

Alvin

Also, if ure looking for a male partner that is horny let me know   :letsfuck:


Agentblue....If 3d can hang your ass for not searching...you are just a slacker... :whipya: :whipya:

Get a clue!
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▫ Jan 4 2008, 04:21 Post #34
Where is the other topic, I'll merge?
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▫ Jan 4 2008, 04:57 Post #35
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Phone_Sex-t1142.html
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▫ Jan 4 2008, 07:18 Post #36
MERGING
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▫ Jan 4 2008, 20:32 Post #37
QUOTE(agentblue)
Hey there ladies and gents, I'm just inquiring how many of you rmmers have done phone sex? How do you like it and are u an addict of it? If so, how do you go about it (i.e. u take off all ur clothes and lay in ur bed to talk).

Alvin

Also, if ure looking for a male partner that is horny let me know   :letsfuck:


:huh: I can't believe you guys let him off that easy! :(
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▫ Jan 4 2008, 22:37 Post #38
Im such a cutie pie thats y hehe
QUOTE(aimee2)
:huh:   I can't believe you guys let him off that easy!  :(
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▫ Jan 4 2008, 23:10 Post #39
QUOTE(aimee2)
:huh:   I can't believe you guys let him off that easy!  :(


What can i say... I am still full of christmas cheer
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▫ Jan 5 2008, 08:08 Post #40
QUOTE(bondiguy)
What can i say... I am still full of christmas cheer

aka alcohol :cheers:
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