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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:05 Post #21
QUOTE(baby21)
Hey!! Stop making me sound younger than I am...


Haha.... it's technically true? haha

I just like playing around with ya
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D Cup
Member No.: 19168 Posts: 1,866 Joined: 11/2006
▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:06 Post #22
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Haha.... it's technically true? haha

I just like playing around with ya


For 6 more months and then I'll join the rest of you losers in the non-teen years... :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:10 Post #23
QUOTE(baby21)
For 6 more months and then I'll join the rest of you losers in the non-teen years... :P


Thats when alcoholism kicks in
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:22 Post #24
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Thats when alcoholism kicks in


Yay.. something to look forward to.
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:23 Post #25
QUOTE(baby21)
Yay.. something to look forward to.


Sex gets better too!
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:27 Post #26
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Sex gets better too!


Seriously??
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Member No.: 13823 Posts: 587 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:28 Post #27
QUOTE(baby21)
Seriously??


isn't that where they get the saying "sex is like a fine wine, only gets better with age?" :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:30 Post #28
QUOTE(baby21)
Seriously??


Well you're always learning new shit and whilst guys reportedly peak in their late teens/early twenties... ladies peak in their late twenties to early thirties.

I'd be vummed if I didn't think I was a better lay now than when I was 19
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:45 Post #29
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Well you're always learning new shit and whilst guys reportedly peak in their late teens/early twenties... ladies peak in their late twenties to early thirties.

I'd be vummed if I didn't think I was a better lay now than when I was 19


True indeed...
Dang.. I got lots to look forward too!
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:47 Post #30
QUOTE(baby21)
True indeed...
Dang.. I got lots to look forward too!


If you need any hands on pointers give me a yell!
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:49 Post #31
QUOTE(bondiguy)
If you need any hands on pointers give me a yell!


I got a lot to learn... I'll keep your number on speed dial.
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:55 Post #32
QUOTE(baby21)
I got a lot to learn... I'll keep your number on speed dial.

It would be my pleasure to teach Baby some "Mature Sex Addict" tricks. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:56 Post #33
QUOTE(LDrider)
It would be my pleasure to teach Baby some "Mature Sex Addict" tricks. :2thumbsup:


Oh yay! Does this involve toys?
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 05:03 Post #34
QUOTE(baby21)
Oh yay! Does this involve toys?


Only if u think Tickle me Elmo is a toy! lol

And good thinking... keep me on speed dial
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 05:06 Post #35
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Only if u think Tickle me Elmo is a toy! lol

And good thinking... keep me on speed dial


Ok.. now that's a new level of naughty...
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 05:11 Post #36
QUOTE(baby21)
Ok.. now that's a new level of naughty...


Yay I am still able to shock an appall!
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 05:32 Post #37
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Yay I am still able to shock an appall!


Not only are you still able to... you're doing a better job at it too!
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 05:34 Post #38
QUOTE(baby21)
Not only are you still able to... you're doing a better job at it too!


I continually strive for improvement! :P
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Double D's
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▫ Nov 23 2008, 11:06 Post #39
I wouldn't be able to fuck the person above me for two reasons...

1. He's a dude

2. The mother fucker is never around anymore :(
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▫ Nov 23 2008, 19:58 Post #40
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
I wouldn't be able to fuck the person above me for two reasons...

1. He's a dude

2. The mother fucker is never around anymore :(


Yeah, I agree. CM's a dude :blink: (or so I've heard lol j/k) but if I had to, I'd stick a wig on him, put some stilettos on him too and bend him the hell over. lol

Just kidding CM. I wouldn't fuck you. :letsfuck: Now if Chickie was here..... :eatme:
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