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Double D's
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▫ Dec 23 2007, 22:30 Post #1
Since I am the first ...... I would just whip my dick out, grease up my hand in some suntan oil so i can act like Im jerking off at the beach and watch a vid with one of my favorite Skinamax starlets Kim Dawson and paint my name on the ceiling.

Why? cause I like jerkin off!!! :D
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 23 2007, 22:38 Post #2
Whilst this is a funny and great thread idea I would have to say I'd need 3 bottles of tequila, some acid, X, 2 dozen valiums and 3kg of industral strength soap for afterward
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 24 2007, 20:33 Post #3
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Whilst this is a funny and great thread idea I would have to say I'd need 3 bottles of tequila, some acid, X, 2 dozen valiums and 3kg of industral strength soap for afterward


Well, I would ply him with a lot of alcohol and green, turn out the lights and tell him I was Bunni.

Then I'd fuck the Simpsons out of him.
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 24 2007, 21:56 Post #4
Easy, after winning against her to strip poker, I'd console her... from behind :letsfuck:

Or I could bring her to a LAN party and share her with my buddies :spankin:
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 27 2007, 03:31 Post #5
QUOTE(misschickie)
Well, I would ply him with a lot of alcohol and green, turn out the lights and tell him I was Bunni.

Then I'd fuck the Simpsons out of him.


I am 2 steps ahead of you on your plan :P
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D Cup
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▫ Dec 27 2007, 04:33 Post #6
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I am 2 steps ahead of you on your plan :P


How wouldn't I fuck him!!!
Please, thank you, and give me more!!!
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 27 2007, 05:17 Post #7
QUOTE(baby21)
How wouldn't I fuck him!!!
Please, thank you, and give me more!!!


Hmmmm one can only dream
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D Cup
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▫ Dec 27 2007, 19:07 Post #8
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Hmmmm one can only dream


and I for one do a LOT of dreaming... :letsfuck:
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 27 2007, 21:18 Post #9
QUOTE(baby21)
and I for one do a LOT of dreaming...  :letsfuck:


Explain.... in detail.... with pictorial back up
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D Cup
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 03:28 Post #10
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Explain.... in detail.... with pictorial back up


I don't know about the pictorial back up but I'd want you on your back, hands tied up, me on top, grinding the fuck out of you for starters....
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 03:31 Post #11
QUOTE(baby21)
I don't know about the pictorial back up but I'd want you on your back, hands tied up, me on top, grinding the fuck out of you for starters....


:o

I just fainted
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D Cup
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 03:34 Post #12
QUOTE(bondiguy)
:o

I just fainted


I knew you couldn't take the pictorial back up!!!
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 03:39 Post #13
QUOTE(baby21)
I knew you couldn't take the pictorial back up!!!


I have a respirator on hand now! :P
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D Cup
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 03:40 Post #14
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I have a respirator on hand now! :P


Hmm welll.. I mite need a little motivating now haha.
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 03:42 Post #15
QUOTE(baby21)
Hmm welll.. I mite need a little motivating now haha.


Baby, Baby, she's our girl.... if she can't do it, no one........ can! :P
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 03:50 Post #16
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Baby, Baby, she's our girl.... if she can't do it, no one........ can! :P


Heck yes! Now I'm up for saving the world... what was I supposed to be doing again?
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 03:52 Post #17
QUOTE(baby21)
Heck yes! Now I'm up for saving the world... what was I supposed to be doing again?


providing pictorial evidence :P
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D Cup
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 03:54 Post #18
QUOTE(bondiguy)
providing pictorial evidence :P


Oh.. right...

Do you take rainchecks?
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:01 Post #19
QUOTE(baby21)
Oh.. right...
Do you take rainchecks?


Only from teenagers :P
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D Cup
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▫ Dec 28 2007, 04:02 Post #20
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Only from teenagers :P


Hey!! Stop making me sound younger than I am...
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