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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 7 2006, 06:47 Post #141

QUOTE(Gnappster)

think before you say each word

I am astounded you got that one... literally stunned!

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants. you made him cry, then I cried. Gnappy laughed. he's such a little tropper.

well played

QUOTE(natalie)

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!! :suckadick:

I cant believe Gnappy didn't say this.... PICS?!?

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 7 2006, 12:13 Post #142

QUOTE(hott1976)

It's SOUL by the way.

Thank you , for my grammer lesson

now lets see some tits

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 7 2006, 15:38 Post #143

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Well, as long as we're correcting him:

it's soul, not sole
it's mercy, not mercer
it's a lot, not allot
and it's gist, not just.

however, without your quick misguided fingers, I never would have been able to post my I just stepped in mercer joke, and that would have prevented me from brightening up everyone's day.

damn, beat me to it.

QUOTE(SandyMermaid)

I've tried:
-Cucumbers (given, who hasn't)
-maglight
-butternut squash
-popsicle (Brrr)
-Collin's glass

I am still thinking...

PICS?!

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I am astounded you got that one... literally stunned!

well played
I cant believe Gnappy didn't say this.... PICS?!?

I have my rare moments.

QUOTE(ddd35)

Thank you , for my grammer lesson

now lets see some tits

Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr. :nahnah:

And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits. :drinkup:

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 7 2006, 16:43 Post #144

QUOTE(Gnappster)

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?!

I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr. :nahnah:

And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits. :drinkup:

Had you not made it here before me, I would have posted the exact same thing.

QUOTE(Gnappster)

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?!

I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr. :nahnah:

And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits. :drinkup:

don't you mean rear moments?

Sorry, it's a little dead in here and I needed to squeeze in a burn before I got back to work.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 7 2006, 18:43 Post #145

QUOTE(Gnappster)

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?!

I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr. :nahnah:

And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits. :drinkup:

I will use the same lame excuse as the rest , I smoked to much , or I drank to much , LOL But thanks , and yes LEts get back to the regular scheduled show and SEE TITS

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 7 2006, 21:43 Post #146

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I have my rare moments.

Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr. :nahnah:

And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits. :drinkup:

However rare they are!

Stick it to the man!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 8 2006, 11:49 Post #147

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Stick it to the man!

please dont I really came here to see boobs !!!!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 8 2006, 22:08 Post #148

QUOTE(ddd35)

please dont I really came here to see boobs !!!!!

Is that your code name for the cocks of RMM thread?

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 10 2006, 18:08 Post #149

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Is that your code name for the cocks of RMM thread?

LOL pot , Kettle :haha:

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A Cup

Member No.: 19929 Posts: 11 Joined: 12/2006

▫ Dec 31 2006, 01:42 Post #150

I used to manage a sex shop when I was living back home in Toronto so I had a pretty nice collection. Many have gone and many have come (lol... I'm witty).

I've managed to break 3... I guess I was just having too much fun. Actually, one of them I got really mad at my at the time boyfriend and bit the head off of my toy.

I've also been so exhausted where I decided to just put my toy on a very powerful vibrate and work my muscles so my hands wouldn't have to do any work... just lean back and relax... I relaxed so much that I ended up falling asleep... but woke up like 6 hours later later and was dripping wet... trying to figure out what the hell was going on, I move my body to get off the bed and I had this intense orgasm... I squirted a good 3 feet easily.

A few weeks ago, my boyfriend had one of his friends over and it was getting late (I had to get up the next day at like 6am)... so I went to bed... but I couldn't sleep... so I decided to go to town, only I reach down to grab my toy and realize that the rechargeable batteries are still in the charger in the living room... there was no way I was about to let the "moment" go to waste, so I had a fantastic time with my left hand...

You guys were right... doing it with the other hand IS like doing it with a stranger!! A wonderful, wonderful stranger

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 31 2006, 16:20 Post #151

QUOTE(JustBreathe)

I used to manage a sex shop when I was living back home in Toronto so I had a pretty nice collection. Many have gone and many have come (lol... I'm witty).

I've managed to break 3... I guess I was just having too much fun. Actually, one of them I got really mad at my at the time boyfriend and bit the head off of my toy.

I've also been so exhausted where I decided to just put my toy on a very powerful vibrate and work my muscles so my hands wouldn't have to do any work... just lean back and relax... I relaxed so much that I ended up falling asleep... but woke up like 6 hours later later and was dripping wet... trying to figure out what the hell was going on, I move my body to get off the bed and I had this intense orgasm... I squirted a good 3 feet easily.

A few weeks ago, my boyfriend had one of his friends over and it was getting late (I had to get up the next day at like 6am)... so I went to bed... but I couldn't sleep... so I decided to go to town, only I reach down to grab my toy and realize that the rechargeable batteries are still in the charger in the living room... there was no way I was about to let the "moment" go to waste, so I had a fantastic time with my left hand...

You guys were right... doing it with the other hand IS like doing it with a stranger!! A wonderful, wonderful stranger

feel free to use my hand anytime

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A Cup

Member No.: 16109 Posts: 17 Joined: 06/2006

▫ Jan 4 2007, 09:39 Post #152

A rampant rabbit truely is a blessing to the women of the world. Unfortunately they are wayyyyyyyyyy more adept at providing us with orgasms than the men of the world.... so be warned boys, you really need some new moves with this level of competition available! lol

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D Cup

Member No.: 12313 Posts: 1,028 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Jan 20 2007, 21:22 Post #153

QUOTE(cangirl18)

my favorite toy. of the day at least.