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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 05:15 Post #121
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
who said what??  :blink:


rethguad ruoy ot esimorp a ekorb uoy
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 15:36 Post #122
QUOTE(bondiguy)
rethguad ruoy ot esimorp a ekorb uoy


think before you say each word
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 17:28 Post #123
QUOTE(Gnappster)
think before you say each word

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants. you made him cry, then I cried. Gnappy laughed. he's such a little tropper.
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 19:14 Post #124
Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!! :suckadick: :wub:
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 19:23 Post #125
QUOTE(natalie)
Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!! :suckadick:   :wub:

damn NAT way to get things back on topic ,,, :bonerfied: :cheers:
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 19:25 Post #126
QUOTE(natalie)
Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!! :suckadick:   :wub:


:o I bet it gets him off even better.
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 19:25 Post #127
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants.  you made him cry, then I cried.  Gnappy laughed.  he's such a little tropper.

I am completely lost , this is a good place for . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercy on your soul , and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it ..
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 19:29 Post #128
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants.  you made him cry, then I cried.  Gnappy laughed.  he's such a little tropper.


:thumbup:
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 19:50 Post #129
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:o   I bet it gets him off even better.


Well yes it does. Even if he just came, I make him cum again. B)
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 19:58 Post #130
QUOTE(natalie)
Well yes it does. Even if he just came, I make him cum again. B)

does canada have any non bigamy laws? cuz I'd like to marry you, nat.
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 19:59 Post #131
QUOTE(ddd35)
I am completely lost , this is a good place for  . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are  dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole   ,   and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it  ..

Oh, great. I just stepped in mercer. :(
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 20:00 Post #132
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
does canada have any non bigamy laws?  cuz I'd like to marry you, nat.


LOL Even if Numba and the country was fine with that what would your NEW wife say? :P
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 20:07 Post #133
QUOTE(natalie)
LOL Even if Numba and the country was fine with that what would your NEW wife say? :P

I wouldn't tell her till after you and I were married and she and I made the move to canada. Then I'm sure once she saw you and made out with you for a little bit while you and I were getting it one, she wouldn't really have a problem with it at all.

I hope! :)
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 20:15 Post #134
QUOTE(natalie)
Well yes it does. Even if he just came, I make him cum again. B)

tough but fair!

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, great.  I just stepped in mercer. :(

hahahahah that's priceless.
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 20:19 Post #135
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hahahahah that's priceless.

Thanks for noticing :thumbup:
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 23:08 Post #136
QUOTE(ddd35)
I am completely lost , this is a good place for  . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are  dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole   ,   and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it  ..


It's SOUL by the way.
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 23:17 Post #137
QUOTE(ddd35)
I am completely lost , this is a good place for  . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are  dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole   ,   and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it  ..


QUOTE(hott1976)
It's SOUL by the way.

Well, as long as we're correcting him:

it's soul, not sole
it's mercy, not mercer
it's a lot, not allot
and it's gist, not just.

however, without your quick misguided fingers, I never would have been able to post my I just stepped in mercer joke, and that would have prevented me from brightening up everyone's day.
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▫ Dec 6 2006, 23:17 Post #138
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Well, as long as we're correcting him:

it's soul, not sole
it's mercy, not mercer
it's a lot, not allot
and it's gist, not just.

however, without your quick misguided fingers, I never would have been able to post my I just stepped in mercer joke, and that would have prevented me from brightening up everyone's day.

there's a junior high joke in here somewhere, I just thought of it too late.
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 00:28 Post #139
QUOTE(cassie)
i want to know and see if possible all the different things any of you have used to masterbate other then the normal dildo, this could also help with new ideas for other people......

ill go first (and ill put pictures up as soon as someone tells me how)
-ice cream scooper
-drum stick
-fingers
-carrot
-candle stick
-beer bottle
-shower head
-tabacco pipe
-brush handle

well thats a start so lets hear it what are you naughty girls and guys using to play with those HOT bodies    :2thumbsup:


I've tried:
-Cucumbers (given, who hasn't)
-maglight
-butternut squash
-popsicle (Brrr)
-Collin's glass

I am still thinking...
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 7 2006, 02:18 Post #140
QUOTE(SandyMermaid)
I've tried:
--maglight
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I am still thinking...


:eatme:
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