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▫ Jan 6 2008, 11:47 Post #81
QUOTE(baby21)
Is there life on other planets?


That one is a tough one. Is there life on other planets? Until we create a stellar propulsion so we can even get to the nearest star system or even to one of our sister planets that question will probably never be answered in our lifetime.

Simpler "is there life..?" questions should be more of the focus.

Is there life after marriage? Is there life after death? or is there life after being raped in prison? Those are the burning questions that can have answers ready :D
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▫ Jan 7 2008, 00:38 Post #82
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Jimmy Hoffa isnt dead. He had a sex change and known as Bea Arthur on of the golden girls :D


QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
That one is a tough one. Is there life on other planets?   Until we create a stellar propulsion so we can even get to the nearest star system or even to one of our sister planets that question will probably never be answered in our lifetime.  

Simpler "is there life..?" questions should be more of the focus.

Is there life after marriage?  Is there life after death? or is there life after being raped in prison?   Those are the burning questions that can have answers ready :D


my life will not be complete until i get to spend a weekend with CM, getting fucked and listening to his observations simultaneously.
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 11 2008, 15:38 Post #83
QUOTE(misschickie)
my life will not be complete until i get to spend a weekend with CM, getting fucked and listening to his observations simultaneously.


sounds like invitation Cman ...
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▫ Jan 13 2008, 06:27 Post #84
Did I leave the iron on this morning?
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▫ Mar 6 2008, 01:05 Post #85
QUOTE(misschickie)
my life will not be complete until i get to spend a weekend with CM, getting fucked and listening to his observations simultaneously.


Fly into the Tampa Airport anytime you wanna :D :bonerfied:
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▫ Mar 6 2008, 01:07 Post #86
QUOTE(LegMan)
Did I leave the iron on this morning?


Yes and while you were at work The iron escaped and knocked over a liquor store killing 1 and wounding 7
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▫ Mar 6 2008, 16:47 Post #87
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Yes and while you were at work The iron escaped and knocked over a liquor store killing 1 and wounding 7


damn !!!! your good !!! :P
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▫ Jun 5 2008, 22:33 Post #88
Any other questions I can answer :D Im in a sage mood :D
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▫ Jun 6 2008, 12:27 Post #89
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Any other questions I can answer :D   Im in a sage mood :D


whats the best way to convince My wife to have a 3 some with her best friend and ME yes I said me ...
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▫ Jun 6 2008, 22:40 Post #90
"C-man" Hi hun....curious as to your opinion on women, wearing sexy high heels to bed when "ENTERTAINING" a man ? Yes, No...and why ?

,,,,,and I promise to buy you new sheets, not to worry :niceones:
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▫ Jun 6 2008, 22:58 Post #91
QUOTE(ddd35)
whats the best way to convince  My wife to have a 3 some  with her best friend and ME    yes I said me  ...


Well Triple D it is all up to the way you bring the subject up. You just don't go "Hey you know what would be just great.... Me fucking your friend whiel you watched....."

You could watch a porno with a lotta threesomes. In fact make it your only porn choice. If she watches with you, throw out .. Wouldn't it be funny seeing ( Wife's friend's name) doing that? You think she would? WOuld you ... of course field the question to reaction :D Like a Texas Holdem Poker Player :D

Hope you get to go ALL IN!!! :D
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▫ Jun 6 2008, 23:17 Post #92
QUOTE(Michelle M)
"C-man"  Hi hun....curious as to your opinion on women, wearing sexy high heels to bed when "ENTERTAINING" a man ?  Yes, No...and why ?

    ,,,,,and I promise to buy you new sheets, not to worry  :niceones:


Being butt naked and having sex is the way the Lord intended. But He would have not put the inspration of high heels if they weren't just incredibly sexy.

To eat a girl with her sexy legs ending in nice high heels resting on my shoulders makes me wanna bury my tongue deep and deeper.

Having her standing bent over in front of me in high heels is just as hot.

Her on top. grinding on my dick while her shoes run up and down my legs. Incredibly hot!!

Heels are sexy as hell especially if the legs are hot....

But what gets me off.... are clown shoes.... big red floppy... horn sounds on every stroke. Michelle if you came sexily walking in, taking deliberate steps to make the stride to the bed to the tune of " Entrance of the Galdiators" Two horns would sound letting me know you were done walking. You pose with your perfect body arms to your side and trip and fall into bed as your shoes catch on the railing.... Now that would be hot!!! :D
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▫ Jun 7 2008, 12:41 Post #93
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Well Triple D  it is all up to the way you bring the subject up.  You just don't go  "Hey you know what would be just great.... Me fucking your friend whiel you watched....."
You could watch a porno with a lotta threesomes. In fact make it your only porn choice.  If she watches with you, throw out .. Wouldn't it be funny seeing ( Wife's friend's name) doing that?  You think she would? WOuld you ... of course field the question to reaction :D    Like a Texas Holdem Poker Player :D

Hope you get to go ALL IN!!! :D


ME to thanks Cman :cheers:
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▫ Jun 17 2008, 03:41 Post #94
Where can TrueBlue find a good free video editor? We need to see that vid!
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▫ Jun 17 2008, 09:38 Post #95
QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle)
Where can TrueBlue find a good free video editor? We need to see that vid!


She needs to use Windows Media Encoder to shrink the vid a bit then she needs to send the vid to me at gifflix@gmail.com and I will host it for her so she can share it :) :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jun 18 2008, 12:26 Post #96
Camn why is it when I scholl down thru a thread and i come to your comments the scholl gets really slow ,?
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▫ Jun 19 2008, 23:42 Post #97
Yes, Comedyman! I have a question... I'd like to know why the tree limb outside misschickie's window doesn't support the weight of a full grown adult male wearing a bird costume?
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▫ Jun 20 2008, 01:28 Post #98
QUOTE(ddd35)
Camn  why is it when I scholl down thru a  thread and i come to your  comments the  scholl gets really slow  ,?


Either you are enthralled by my every word much like a sick stalking groupie.....

.. or its just that you have to stop and jerk off to my sig gifs at every turn. :silvio:
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▫ Jun 20 2008, 01:30 Post #99
QUOTE(Drunk)
Yes, Comedyman! I have a question... I'd like to know why the tree limb outside misschickie's window doesn't support the weight of a full grown adult male wearing a bird costume?


Well you would think it would hold after all of the 2 x 4 support braces I already put there :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jun 20 2008, 11:01 Post #100
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Either you are enthralled by my every word much like a sick stalking groupie.....

.. or its just that you have to stop and jerk off to my sig gifs at every turn. :silvio:


probably a little of both ...

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