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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Sep 19 2007, 19:42 Post #61
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Whatever state you don't get caught in :D
That would be a good field test... go to each state capital , get a blowjob on the main steps and see if you get arrested :D


there are some states that actually have some old laws on the books that make it illegal ,
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C Cup
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▫ Sep 19 2007, 19:45 Post #62
QUOTE(Gnappster)
was your band named general public or general pubic. I hope it was general pubic cuz that's damn funny :lol:
Is there anything you DON'T know(porn wise anyway :P )?

I don't know why porn stars think they look better the more they have plastic surgery done, especially on the face.  :unsure:

er, it was The General Public. I blame it on my new keyboard.
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E Cup+
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▫ Sep 25 2007, 18:30 Post #63
QUOTE(Gnappster)
was your band named general public or general pubic. I hope it was general pubic cuz that's damn funny :lol:
Is there anything you DON'T know(porn wise anyway :P )?

:roflmao: Hilarious. I don't know how I missed that.
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C Cup
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▫ Sep 26 2007, 07:35 Post #64
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
:roflmao: Hilarious.  I don't know how I missed that.


yeah not sure how I missed that either :(
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 15 2007, 16:29 Post #65
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 16 2007, 13:13 Post #66
QUOTE(misschickie)
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?


:drama:
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 17 2007, 02:51 Post #67
QUOTE(misschickie)
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?


Now that's a pickle!
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 18 2007, 03:46 Post #68
COMEDYMAN...I ASKED A MOTHER FUCKIN QUESTION!!!

now, answer me...please? I'll show you my tits.
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oh wait.....nevermind :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 18 2007, 04:28 Post #69
QUOTE(misschickie)
COMEDYMAN...I ASKED A MOTHER FUCKIN QUESTION!!!

now, answer me...please?  I'll show you my tits. 
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oh wait.....nevermind  :P


Simple... he's adopted!
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▫ Dec 18 2007, 04:40 Post #70
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Simple... he's adopted!


Nope, too easy. Try again.
Besides...wouldn't they adopt another sea sponge? That would be like you and Mrs. Bondi, going out and adopting a cute little marlin.
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 18 2007, 04:44 Post #71
QUOTE(misschickie)
Nope, too easy.  Try again.
Besides...wouldn't they adopt another sea sponge?  That would be like you and Mrs. Bondi, going out and adopting a cute little marlin.


Well I didn't want to say it but his mum is a slut and slept with a square sponge... the kid had a 50/50 shot and it turned out square. The dad upholds the lie because he is secretly impotent and the lie makes them both happier than the truth ever could
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 18 2007, 11:04 Post #72
QUOTE(misschickie)
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?


Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome. He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded :D

Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!! :bonerfied:
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▫ Dec 19 2007, 03:21 Post #73
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome.  He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded :D
Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!!  :bonerfied:


That would have been my second guess
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▫ Dec 20 2007, 07:00 Post #74
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Well I didn't want to say it but his mum is a slut and slept with a square sponge... the kid had a 50/50 shot and it turned out square. The dad upholds the lie because he is secretly impotent and the lie makes them both happier than the truth ever could


the Jerry Springer version!

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome.  He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded :D
Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!!  :bonerfied:


the Learning Channel version!

love them both! and i love to show you my tits anythime cm
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▫ Dec 20 2007, 09:37 Post #75
QUOTE(misschickie)
the Jerry Springer version!
the Learning Channel version!

love them both!  and i love to show you my tits anythime cm


Jerry

Jerry

Jerry
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 24 2007, 13:55 Post #76
QUOTE(misschickie)
... and i love to show you my tits anythime ...


go for it Chickie.... :niceones: :flashboobs: :drama: :drama:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 24 2007, 16:47 Post #77
Is Jimmy Hoffa really encased in concrete at the foundation of the Meadowlands?
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▫ Dec 27 2007, 12:19 Post #78
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Is Jimmy Hoffa really encased in concrete at the foundation of the Meadowlands?


Naah! I think he's deep than that..... :lol:
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▫ Dec 27 2007, 19:05 Post #79
Is there life on other planets?
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▫ Jan 6 2008, 11:42 Post #80
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Is Jimmy Hoffa really encased in concrete at the foundation of the Meadowlands?


Jimmy Hoffa isnt dead. He had a sex change and known as Bea Arthur on of the golden girls :D
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