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▫ Aug 23 2007, 19:46 Post #101
QUOTE(closeup)
I'm confused, is that a "YES" or a "NO" on dancing around the pole or being in a wet t-shirt contest?

a little from column A1, a little from column A2, a little from column B1, and a little from column B2
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▫ Aug 23 2007, 19:51 Post #102
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
a little from column A1, a little from column A2, a little from column B1, and a little from column B2

That's still too technical, can you dumb it down a bit? 25% of my brain gets what your trying to say but the other 50% has no idea what your talking about.
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▫ Aug 24 2007, 02:04 Post #103
QUOTE(closeup)
That's still too technical, can you dumb it down a bit? 25% of my brain gets what your trying to say but the other 50% has no idea what your talking about.

Since when do you have a brain?

or

I would have though that among you and all the other closeups, you've only got about 1/100 of a brain to work with anyway.
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▫ Aug 24 2007, 06:16 Post #104
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
a little from column A1, a little from column A2, a little from column B1, and a little from column B2


It was a stretch but I'll pay that one :P
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▫ Aug 24 2007, 14:23 Post #105
QUOTE(bondiguy)
It was a stretch but I'll pay that one :P

well, I did what I could with what I had
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▫ Aug 24 2007, 17:28 Post #106
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
well, I did what I could with what I had


and that aint much .
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▫ Aug 24 2007, 21:51 Post #107
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
well, I did what I could with what I had


much like 3d when he masturbates
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▫ Aug 24 2007, 21:57 Post #108
QUOTE(bondiguy)
much like 3d when he masturbates

Yeah, right. 3d is so repulsive he can't even turn himself on.
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▫ Aug 24 2007, 22:03 Post #109
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Yeah, right.  3d is so repulsive he can't even turn himself on.


That's why there's no mirrors at his home
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▫ Aug 25 2007, 07:48 Post #110
QUOTE(bondiguy)
That's why there's no mirrors at his home


Ouch!!

In other news... I'm pretty sure I'd be a stripper if I didn't have a boyfriend or any relatives.
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▫ Aug 25 2007, 14:13 Post #111
QUOTE(baby21)
Ouch!!

In other news... I'm pretty sure I'd be a stripper if I didn't have a boyfriend or any relatives.


I'm all eyes.... :drama: :drama:
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▫ Aug 25 2007, 17:14 Post #112
QUOTE(baby21)
Ouch!!

In other news... I'm pretty sure I'd be a stripper if I didn't have a boyfriend or any relatives.

Would it make a difference if I told you I know a hitman? :wacko:
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▫ Aug 25 2007, 20:00 Post #113
QUOTE(baby21)
Ouch!!

In other news... I'm pretty sure I'd be a stripper if I didn't have a boyfriend or any relatives.

Don't let them get in the way of your ambitions. Just tell your boyfriend one of the advantages of dating a stripper is he'll get into the club for free. He won't, of course, but by then it'll be too late.
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▫ Aug 25 2007, 20:09 Post #114
QUOTE(closeup)
Don't let them get in the way of your ambitions. Just tell your boyfriend one of the advantages of dating a stripper is he'll get into the club for free. He won't, of course, but by then it'll be too late.


He'd probably get dumped out back by the bouncers... :P
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 06:43 Post #115
QUOTE(baby21)
Ouch!!

In other news... I'm pretty sure I'd be a stripper if I didn't have a boyfriend or any relatives.


That can be arranged :2gunsfiring:

Anything to see you regularly nekkid!
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 20:36 Post #116
QUOTE(bondiguy)
That can be arranged :2gunsfiring:

Anything to see you regularly nekkid!


1. I love my boyfriend and family
2. I don't think the "Hey! You could get in free" bit would work on my grandmother
3. I tend to overthink things

and

4. We can still pretend?? I have a lamp in my room that could substitute for a poll... we'll have stripper parties the first Wednesday of every month?
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 21:41 Post #117
QUOTE(baby21)
1. I love my boyfriend and family
2. I don't think the "Hey! You could get in free" bit would work on my grandmother
3. I tend to overthink things

and

4. We can still pretend?? I have a lamp in my room that could substitute for a poll... we'll have stripper parties the first Wednesday of every month?


Vids?

:drama: :drama:
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 21:47 Post #118
QUOTE(evade20)
Vids?
:drama:   :drama:


Will you settle for a picture?
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 21:51 Post #119
QUOTE(baby21)
Will you settle for a picture?


From you?....of course! :kisses: :2thumbsup:
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 22:12 Post #120
QUOTE(evade20)
From you?....of course!  :kisses:   :2thumbsup:
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