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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 22 2005, 08:02 Post #101
God you are going soft! haha

Well do the right thing and wine and dine her BEFORE you 69 her! :P
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E Cup+
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▫ Aug 23 2005, 10:15 Post #102
QUOTE(Narazbad)
well dude..this girl ive known a long time and our relationship is way too close to get like that...and i care about her way too much to do that with her...it wouldnt be right...i couldnt take that from someone, especially someone i care about that much...


Trust me! You'd spoil it if you got all hot and wet on her.... Can't a man have a close girlfriend nowadays or does it always have to involve sex, sex and more sex!!!

I know I prefer the latter :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 24 2005, 07:06 Post #103
I have some great friends who are females
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 24 2005, 07:09 Post #104
most of my closest friends are females honestly
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 24 2005, 07:42 Post #105
QUOTE(Narazbad)
most of my closest friends are females honestly


Oh yeah.. I believe you! :crazydude:
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 24 2005, 07:42 Post #106
thaaanks...i dont know what kind of insult that is but i know it is one...
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 24 2005, 07:45 Post #107
QUOTE(Narazbad)
thaaanks...i dont know what kind of insult that is but i know it is one...


and thats all you need to know!

Its a friendly insult though!
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 24 2005, 07:52 Post #108
there is such a thing? o.O
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 24 2005, 17:54 Post #109
QUOTE(Narazbad)
well dude..this girl ive known a long time and our relationship is way too close to get like that...and i care about her way too much to do that with her...it wouldnt be right...i couldnt take that from someone, especially someone i care about that much...


what ya gotta do is tell her what u just typed here. She'll love how sensitive u are, and most likely she'll be the one suggesting you knock boots.

Oh yeah, make sure she's good and drunk too. That never hurts. :alc: :letsfuck:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 25 2005, 04:28 Post #110
QUOTE(Gnappster)
what ya gotta do is tell her what u just typed here. She'll love how sensitive u are, and most likely she'll be the one suggesting you knock boots.
Oh yeah, make sure she's good and drunk too. That never hurts.  :alc:   :letsfuck:


straight from gnappy's love school!

Get them drunk, and then, get them more drunk! haha
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 25 2005, 04:49 Post #111
hehe...good thing i would never do that to her...wont let my girls get alcohol if i can avoid it :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 25 2005, 17:55 Post #112
QUOTE(bondiguy)
straight from gnappy's love school!

Get them drunk, and then, get them more drunk! haha


I see you've taken the Advanced Course
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 25 2005, 17:57 Post #113
how did you know???
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B Cup
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▫ Aug 25 2005, 18:05 Post #114
QUOTE(Gnappster)
what ya gotta do is tell her what u just typed here. She'll love how sensitive u are, and most likely she'll be the one suggesting you knock boots.
Oh yeah, make sure she's good and drunk too. That never hurts.  :alc:   :letsfuck:


:roflmao:

Oh dear.....

*sigh*

boys!
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 25 2005, 18:16 Post #115
i know i know...were terrible :P
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 26 2005, 12:30 Post #116
QUOTE(Narazbad)
most of my closest friends are females honestly


Ohhhhh Naraz.......I think you're me when I was 19......

I had lots of Girl friends but no girlfriends.......they loved my understanding and how I listened, and how I gave such good advice.........

And how they ALL thought of me "....almost like a brother....." :blahblah: :blahblah:

It sucks when you get hung with the "Nice Guy" label........I had it for years. Fuck who am I kiddin', I still got it....like a motherfucking albatross around my neck.....
Dude....I feel your pain.....

And ladies you all know what I mean, you all say you want a nice guy, but only go after the bad boys.....
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 26 2005, 14:37 Post #117
QUOTE(paybarraman)
And ladies you all know what I mean, you all say you want a nice guy, but only go after the bad boys.....


that is so damn true!
I'm married so I was able to fool one woman lol.

but take for instance my sister-in-law, complains she can't find a good man. But who does she try to pick up? Pro Athletes and married guys. LOL go figure
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 27 2005, 00:31 Post #118
its True girls do go for the bad guy! I used to be all proper around girls I had a thing for and it never got me anywhere so I applied the "fuck everything, Im a bad mother fucker and if you like me well we'll talk but otherwise, whatever" and it worked like a charm!

Either that or the study of Gnappy's advanced course?
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 27 2005, 03:18 Post #119
oye...yeah i know what your all talking about...i am the nice guy. im always the brother. im always the friend. but im never the boyfriend. *sigh* sucks..
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 29 2005, 07:38 Post #120
QUOTE(Narazbad)
oye...yeah i know what your all talking about...i am the nice guy. im always the brother. im always the friend. but im never the boyfriend. *sigh* sucks..


its time to be a bad ass like that dude in your avatar!

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