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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 15 2005, 17:01 Post #41
I would like to say i get weird pm's from the hot girls on this site requesting all sorts of weird fetish stuff, but sadly that isn't so.

I have gotten weird pm's from guys who thought I was the girl in my old avatar wanting to "get to know me" better, but I think I deleted those. Needless to say, when I informed them that I was a dude, I never heard from them again lol.
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 00:46 Post #42
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I have gotten weird pm's from guys who thought I was the girl in my old avatar wanting to "get to know me" better, but I think I deleted those. Needless to say, when I informed them that I was a dude, I never heard from them again lol.


lmao... what a coincidence, i have several pm's from girls who thought i was hotj and thought i had fantastic boobs...

apparently there are more than several bi-curious women on this site... who knew? :unsure: :lol:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 16 2005, 05:15 Post #43
QUOTE(jrock8)
apparently there are more than several bi-curious women on this site... who knew?  :unsure:   :lol:


More likely men posing as women chasing a woman that was a man.... oldest trick in the book!
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 05:19 Post #44
QUOTE(bondiguy)
More likely men posing as women chasing a woman that was a man.... oldest trick in the book!


wait, what are you saying again mr. (or is it ms.) "my name is bondi, just look at my boobs" :haha:

(i really hope everyone fully appreciates both the irony and sarcasm of that)
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 16 2005, 05:24 Post #45
QUOTE(jrock8)
wait, what are you saying again mr. (or is it ms.) "my name is bondi, just look at my boobs"  :haha:

(i really hope everyone fully appreciates both the irony and sarcasm of that)


Im afraid u have lost me in several directions :unsure:
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 05:26 Post #46
don't worry... we'll chalk it up to your mind not working so well after spending the last few minutes ogling boobs :cheers:

...or maybe it's b/c you're on the underside of the world so you're always upside down :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 05:27 Post #47
you guys make it so damned hard to read the forums...
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 05:30 Post #48
QUOTE(Narazbad)
you guys make it so damned hard to read the forums...


Your reading the what now? haha

Jrock... what I meant is that dont be suprised that if those 'women' you PM'd you thinking u were a lady, weren't really men themselves. Some sick dudes pose as ladies, chat to ladies in a bi sexual/lesbian way and get their kicks! U Dig?
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 05:32 Post #49
yeah...you know how much lesbianisim turns guys on....ive also had it before where a guy talked to me online, acting as a girl, and tried getting with me like that....scary shit man
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 05:32 Post #50
yeah, i get it... it was just that you gave that explanation, but anyone you send a message to has the first impression being the pic of hotj's boobs w/your name on them so they might think you're doing the same thing...

...the irony/sarcasm came from the fact that i was the first one to have such an emoticon...

goddamit... fuck it!... let's go back to the boobies!! :flashboobs:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 05:36 Post #51
fuck it... boobies! boobies! boobies! :flashboobs: :flashboobs: :flashboobs:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 15:46 Post #52
QUOTE(jrock8)
don't worry... we'll chalk it up to your mind not working so well after spending the last few minutes ogling boobs  :cheers:

...or maybe it's b/c you're on the underside of the world so you're always upside down  :lol:


i've always wondered that too! if u aussies are on the bottom of the world, how come u don't fall off? :blink:
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 17:56 Post #53
Boobies??? What are they???? :unsure:

*****AHHHHHHHH!!!! Paybarraman has finally lost it!!! He's been sooo long without actually looking at or touching or fondling a real breast for real that he's forgotten what they are!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.....SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR BASTARD!!!!!*****
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 16 2005, 18:43 Post #54
uhhhh.....no
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 17 2005, 06:29 Post #55
QUOTE(Gnappster)
i've always wondered that too! if u aussies are on the bottom of the world, how come u don't fall off?  :blink:


Havent you ever pondered the fact that it is the Aussies who are actually on top of the world and it is you guys more toward the bottom?
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 17 2005, 06:42 Post #56
look at space dude...were on top :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 17 2005, 07:09 Post #57
QUOTE(Narazbad)
look at space dude...were on top :P


Well that just proves the aliens will attack you first!

Oh and tell Gnappy the reason we dont fall of is a little thing called Gravity!
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▫ Aug 17 2005, 07:22 Post #58
lol...yay for aliens....they are funny :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 17 2005, 07:24 Post #59
QUOTE(Narazbad)
lol...yay for aliens....they are funny :P


You being a nerd would be right into that shit right?
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 17 2005, 07:30 Post #60
absolutely....i am a fuckin nerd man...*cough* does that turn any of you girls on? *cough*

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