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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Aug 16 2007, 15:24 Post #2001
QUOTE(ddd35)
It all makes sense now  .  :cheers:

an amazing feat considering most of what I post is gibberish anyway.
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Member No.: 22790 Posts: 1,165 Joined: 06/2007
▫ Aug 16 2007, 18:57 Post #2002
QUOTE(ddd35)
I was in such a sexual bliss I lost count , Im very sorry ,  spank away my love  .  :kisses:


:lol:

You ask and I deliver :spankin: :spankin:
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▫ Aug 16 2007, 19:13 Post #2003
QUOTE(Bunni)
:lol:   

You ask and I deliver    :spankin:   :spankin:

In that case, I ask that you come over to my house so we can perform uninhibited sexual acts on each other all night. ;)
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Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 17 2007, 05:45 Post #2004
Hey Gnappster whats up brother?

Been away at my conference for a few days. Met the guy who is in charge of Jagermeister International and the guy who looks after developing markets i.e Canada

Drank my body weight in the good herbal liqueur and then some :alc:
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Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Aug 17 2007, 17:53 Post #2005
QUOTE(Bunni)
:lol:   

You ask and I deliver    :spankin:   :spankin:


ouch not so hard Bunni ..
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 18:11 Post #2006
QUOTE(ddd35)
ouch  not so hard Bunni ..

what, did she hit her stalker over the head with a frying pan?
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 18:14 Post #2007
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
what, did she hit her stalker over the head with a frying pan?

nice try but I dont think Im the stalker ... :P
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 18:32 Post #2008
QUOTE(ddd35)
nice try but I dont think Im the stalker  ...  :P

OF course you are. i saw you there when I was lurking in the bushes. :wacko:
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 19:24 Post #2009
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
OF course you are.  i saw you there when I was lurking in the bushes. :wacko:


well that was just cause she kicked me out for a bit ..
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 19:25 Post #2010
QUOTE(ddd35)
well that was just cause she kicked me out for a bit  ..

She probably needed to call the police.
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 19:32 Post #2011
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
She probably needed to call the police.

nah she wanted to shower and I wouldnt leave her alone ..
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 19:43 Post #2012
QUOTE(ddd35)
nah she wanted to shower and I wouldnt leave her alone  ..

She probably wanted to wash off your filth. :unsure:
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 19:43 Post #2013
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
She probably wanted to wash off your filth. :unsure:

we call that cum , but to each there own . :)
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 19:45 Post #2014
QUOTE(ddd35)
we call that cum , but to each there own  .  :)

chloroform must be good to you too.
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 19:46 Post #2015
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
chloroform must be good to you too.


never tried the stuff
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 19:48 Post #2016
QUOTE(ddd35)
never tried the stuff

It's not for you. It's for your victims... er, I mean dates :)
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 19:53 Post #2017
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
It's not for you.  It's for your victims... er, I mean dates :)


I get it now .
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 20:45 Post #2018
QUOTE(ddd35)
I get it now  .

Once your order is complete, you will officially be a ladies man.
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 22:53 Post #2019
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Once your order is complete, you will officially be a ladies man.


I think the ladies would stil find a way to say no
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▫ Aug 17 2007, 22:55 Post #2020
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I think the ladies would stil find a way to say no

yeah, you're probably right. God himself would probably intervene to avoid the risk of proliferating themistakes he made in creating 3d
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