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▫ Jan 9 2007, 02:51 Post #1301
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I barely work 10 hour weeks!
He has lots of livestock in the barn when the wife isn't putting out  :nahnah:
HEY-OH!
a not uncomon response to a 3d post ;)
love the lighting in this pic and obviously the subject matter.
I think it's something about him being gay  :unsure:
:o


:lol: way to encapsulate 3 weeks of posting into 5 or 6 lines :thumbup:

QUOTE(ddd35)
blast_off.jpg

My  thinking is  this might be Bondi on his wedding Night  , premature blast off !!!


I still go off with enough force to shoot a human out of a jet fighter....
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 05:23 Post #1302
I was going to post something funny, but i couldn't find anything that I could copy and paste.

Bondi, I went through the same shit before my wedding with people offering words of caution and stuff like that. even still now people make goofy comments. Some people tell me that the first 2 years are teh hardest, others tell me the first 2 are the easiest. I think marriage is not the variable in the happiness equation, that is supposed to be the constant. In a marriage, if the two people in it work as a team, then everything will be fine. It's all about personality conflict resolution...

My wife and I are a great team. We enjoy helping each other accomplish not only our shared goals, but also our individual goals. We also are good at accepting each other for who we are. I think a lot of people try to change their partner, especially after marriage. I never undrestood that. Why would you marry someone who you thought needed changing??? I would hope that a person marries someone who they actually like for who they are, not who they strive to turn them into.

Okay. I'm done for now. I'm trying to catch up here and here I am writing Bobaloo-length posts.
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 05:33 Post #1303
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I was going to post something funny, but i couldn't find anything that I could copy and paste.

Bondi, I went through the same shit before my wedding with people offering words of caution and stuff like that.  even still now people make goofy comments.  Some people tell me that the first 2 years are teh hardest, others tell me the first 2 are the easiest.  I think marriage is not the variable in the happiness equation, that is supposed to be the constant.  In a marriage, if the two people in it work as a team, then everything will be fine.  It's all about personality conflict resolution...

My wife and I are a great team.  We enjoy helping each other accomplish not only our shared goals, but also our individual goals.  We also are good at accepting each other for who we are.  I think a lot of people try to change their partner, especially after marriage.  I never undrestood that.  Why would you marry someone who you thought needed changing???  I would hope that a person marries someone who they actually like for who they are, not who they strive to turn them into.

Okay.  I'm done for now.  I'm trying to catch up here and here I am writing Bobaloo-length posts.


Thanks mate,

you could have easily been describing bondiguy and bondigirl in that post... we sound alot like you and your wife!

I dont really listen to peoples advice that I dont know or don't respect but the day I posted that I had just had enough of every fucker telling me how my life would pan out
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 05:40 Post #1304
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Thanks mate,

you could have easily been describing bondiguy and bondigirl in that post... we sound alot like you and your wife!

I dont really listen to peoples advice that I dont know or don't respect but the day I posted that I had just had enough of every fucker telling me how my life would pan out

If that is true, then I can only assume you will have a happy, fruitful marriage. God's blessings and much happiness in all your new beginnings.

So when is the big day??? As in the date. I was trying to tell the little lady that it'd be fun to go to Australia during her spring break (she's a school teacher). she agreed, but thought it'd be more fun to go during the summer. so i regret to inform you that we probably won't be able to make it to your wedding.
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 05:43 Post #1305
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
If that is true, then I can only assume you will have a happy, fruitful marriage.  God's blessings and much happiness in all your new beginnings.

So when is the big day???  As in the date.  I was trying to tell the little lady that it'd be fun to go to Australia during her spring break (she's a school teacher).  she agreed, but thought it'd be more fun to go during the summer.  so i regret to inform you that we probably won't be able to make it to your wedding.


Can you still make the bucks (bachelor) party???

March 10th....
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 05:47 Post #1306
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Can you still make the bucks (bachelor) party???

March 10th....

are you still having jelly wrestling???
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 05:49 Post #1307
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
are you still having jelly wrestling???


and foxy boxing :thumbup:
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 05:52 Post #1308
QUOTE(bondiguy)
and foxy boxing :thumbup:

I am surfing travelocity as we speak
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 05:53 Post #1309
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I am surfing travelocity as we speak


its in 3 or 4 weeks! :thumbup:
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 14:19 Post #1310
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I still go off with enough force to shoot a human out of a jet fighter....


only problem is that is a male pilot going out of the jet fighter !!! :thumbup:
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 15:39 Post #1311
QUOTE(ddd35)
only problem is that is a male  pilot going out of the jet fighter  !!! :thumbup:


how do you know?
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 15:45 Post #1312
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only problem is that is a male  pilot going out of the jet fighter  !!! :thumbup:

can someone explain the idea behind an analogy to 3d here?
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 16:40 Post #1313
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
can someone explain the idea behind an analogy to 3d here?


No, I don't think anyone can.
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 16:58 Post #1314
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No, I don't think anyone can.

If it weren't for the fact that some walls have graffiti on them, I'd say talking to a wall would equate to explaing something to 3d. Those pesky gang members sure know how to invalidate a metaphor
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 22:06 Post #1315
QUOTE(Gnappster)
how do you know?

cause I read the headlines that went with it ........
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 22:08 Post #1316
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
can someone explain the idea behind an analogy to 3d here?


COUGH COUGH COUGH :fuckoff: COUGH LOL
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 04:26 Post #1317
QUOTE(Gnappster)
how do you know?


It was HIS boyfriend?

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
can someone explain the idea behind an analogy to 3d here?


It'd be like teaching a dog to lick his balls, some dogs can, some dogs just can't figure it out?
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 14:12 Post #1318
QUOTE(bondiguy)
It was HIS boyfriend?
It'd be like teaching a dog to lick his balls, some dogs can, some dogs just can't figure it out?


Now why would I want to lick my balls when there are ladies that are more then willing to do it for me ? :P
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 15:31 Post #1319
QUOTE(ddd35)
Now why would I want to lick my balls when there are ladies that are more then willing to do it for me  ?  :P


more than willing=forced at gunpoint :nahnah:
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 15:32 Post #1320
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Now why would I want to lick my balls when there are ladies that are more then willing to do it for me  ?  :P

because you wouldn't have pay to get a boob job for yourself in exchange for a good ball licking. :lol:

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