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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 21 2006, 14:52 Post #1241

QUOTE(bondiguy)

it is like explaining algebra to the down syndrome

I am not putting on a show for anyone but myself. Yeah, I am a beach bum most of the times but believe it or not I do enjoy the finer things in life on occasion. Good food at a nice place, nice champagne, nice surroundings, a great honeymoon.... I would never call that a waste of money. I know it makes us no more wed than those who do at the registery but it is what makes my wife happy, and I'm all for it.

Re the music, like I said. My mates (both guys and girls) will be expecting a level of entertainment and music at my wedding because they know I am so musically inclined. If they walked in and heard cheesy love songs or music that had no relevance they would think they had walked into the wrong room.

I kNow what ya mean Bondi , its not a show, we around here call it show and tell , first ya have the dog and pony show , then ya tell everybody what it costs ... LOL Its very important for her to be happy for sure and it goes along way to your well being . I hope it all goes as planned , a litle hint spend the big money on the honeymoon , and dont go anywear that you have to site see cause youll be so tired when ya get back to the room ya wont feel like consomating the nuptuals ...

and on the music Im sure both of them will enjoy it (friends )that is

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 22 2006, 02:29 Post #1242

QUOTE(ddd35)

I kNow what ya mean Bondi , its not a show, we around here call it show and tell , first ya have the dog and pony show , then ya tell everybody what it costs ... LOL Its very important for her to be happy for sure and it goes along way to your well being . I hope it all goes as planned , a litle hint spend the big money on the honeymoon , and dont go anywear that you have to site see cause youll be so tired when ya get back to the room ya wont feel like consomating the nuptuals ...
and on the music Im sure both of them will enjoy it (friends )that is

I'll respond in bullet form because I am lazy....

*No one knows how much it is all costing except our parents.
*Dog and Pony show?
*The honeymoon is a big budget one, we will be in Europe
*I live with my fiancee now, we have consumated our vowels many times over

B Cup

Member No.: 11483 Posts: 479 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 22 2006, 14:09 Post #1243

Well thank you very much. I've been around for over a year and you have finally noticed me. I thought you didn't care for me. Now I can feel as though I belong 'cause the man from down under gave me a bumb.

Send me a pm sometime and I'll really give you what for

:shuwks:

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 22 2006, 17:26 Post #1244

QUOTE(peakaboobs)

Well thank you very much. I've been around for over a year and you have finally noticed me. I thought you didn't care for me. Now I can feel as though I belong 'cause the man from down under gave me a bumb.

Send me a pm sometime and I'll really give you what for

:shuwks:

dont waste your time , hes not worth it

great pic by the way

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 22 2006, 17:30 Post #1245

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I'll respond in bullet form because I am lazy....

*No one knows how much it is all costing except our parents.
*Dog and Pony show?
*The honeymoon is a big budget one, we will be in Europe
*I live with my fiancee now, we have consumated our vowels many times over

oh old fashioned MA and PA fit the bill , new wave is the bride and groom pay the bill ..
its were common folk dress up and show off .. thus dog and pony
Europe is nice .never been there probably wont get there
congratulations , but that takes the fun out of the honeymoon ..

:2thumbsup:

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:18 Post #1246

QUOTE(peakaboobs)

Well thank you very much. I've been around for over a year and you have finally noticed me. I thought you didn't care for me. Now I can feel as though I belong 'cause the man from down under gave me a bumb.

Send me a pm sometime and I'll really give you what for

:shuwks:

You are welcome....

I actually have noticed you since day one, I am just a very bad procrastinator

Oh... and I shall have to PM you pronto!

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 23 2006, 03:13 Post #1247

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am outta here for a few days over the Christmas break.... I'll probably be back Wednesday, maybe?

Have a rocking Christmas people. Eat, drink and be very, very merry!

-Bondi

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 24 2006, 20:55 Post #1248

I know yer gone but being a jagermeister connoiss---expert, I was wondering if you ever tried jagnog. It's eggnog with jager instead of rum. I thought it would be gross, but having tried 5 or 6 of them, I've discovered it makes the magically delicious taste of eggnog even better. :alc:

:alc:

That is all.

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 25 2006, 00:25 Post #1249

QUOTE(peakaboobs)

Well thank you very much. I've been around for over a year and you have finally noticed me. I thought you didn't care for me. Now I can feel as though I belong 'cause the man from down under gave me a bumb.

Send me a pm sometime and I'll really give you what for

:shuwks:

Anyone who doesn't care for you or your fantastic body is just too wasted to count! Ignore them and concentrate on the ones who love you...!

:2thumbsup:

:flashboobs:

Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Dec 25 2006, 22:33 Post #1250

couldn't resist when I saw this:
AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC
Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving

Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic.

Attached:

Double D's

Member No.: 9243 Posts: 2,656 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Dec 26 2006, 18:46 Post #1251

Happy Holidays sweatpea! Muah

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 27 2006, 03:14 Post #1252

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I know yer gone but being a jagermeister connoiss---expert, I was wondering if you ever tried jagnog. It's eggnog with jager instead of rum. I thought it would be gross, but having tried 5 or 6 of them, I've discovered it makes the magically delicious taste of eggnog even better. :alc:

:alc:

That is all.

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

Eggnog isn't as popular here in Australia but I do make a batch every year. I have never even thought about using Jager in place of Rum, I might remember that for next time!!! Actually, i think I still have some mix...

QUOTE(closeup)

couldn't resist when I saw this:
AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC
Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving

Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic.

You mother fuckers better watchout.... bondi is in your neck of the woods now!!!

QUOTE(hott1976)

Happy Holidays sweatpea! Muah

You too cupcake...I hope Christmas was cooler than ever!

C Cup

Member No.: 11025 Posts: 638 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Dec 27 2006, 11:29 Post #1253

QUOTE(peakaboobs)

Well thank you very much. I've been around for over a year and you have finally noticed me. I thought you didn't care for me. Now I can feel as though I belong 'cause the man from down under gave me a bumb.

Send me a pm sometime and I'll really give you what for

:shuwks:

Sweet Jesus Bondi how do you do it eh? I mean I'm only jealous of course but still

C Cup

Member No.: 11025 Posts: 638 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Dec 27 2006, 11:31 Post #1254

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I know yer gone but being a jagermeister connoiss---expert, I was wondering if you ever tried jagnog. It's eggnog with jager instead of rum. I thought it would be gross, but having tried 5 or 6 of them, I've discovered it makes the magically delicious taste of eggnog even better. :alc:

:alc:

That is all.

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

The most christmas drink ever is a shot of brandy and a shot of archers (peach schnapps) in the same glass. You look a bit mental ordering it at the bar but it tastes like your drinking christmas

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 28 2006, 03:29 Post #1255

QUOTE(Christof)

Sweet Jesus Bondi how do you do it eh? I mean I'm only jealous of course but still

It's a gift!

QUOTE(Christof)

The most christmas drink ever is a shot of brandy and a shot of archers (peach schnapps) in the same glass. You look a bit mental ordering it at the bar but it tastes like your drinking christmas

Well there is another drink I'll have to try

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 28 2006, 14:08 Post #1256

Bondi hope ya had a good one !!!!! :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 29 2006, 02:25 Post #1257

QUOTE(ddd35)

Bondi hope ya had a good one !!!!! :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

I did mate, thanks....

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 29 2006, 22:15 Post #1258

Thought I'd just air out some grievances:

As anyone who reads this thread would know, I'm getting married, and it is only like 10 or 11 weeks away, I'm excited!

However, when I meet new people (And in my line of work it happens daily) and they find out I am getting married, all of a sudden they turn into Dr Phil. Are you sure you want to do this? Wow, you are really young to be getting married, are you rushing into things? Are you going to be put "under the thumb" of your new wife? I hope it works out for you but Marriage can be a disaster etc etc.

Usually, the ones offering such sound advice are either single or divorced or their spouse keeps them on a leash!

My fiancee and I have lived together now for almost 3 years and have been together 5 1/2 years so i think i would know her a little better than the strangers offering me advice! Just because you wife doesn't let you drink with the boys anymore doesn't mean that will happen to me. Oh, and just because you don't get laid anymore becaue you are married, doesn't mean I'll be putting my cock into retirement just yet. Maybe your wife doesn't fuck you because you have put on 40 lbs since you got hitched!

Had to get that off my chest

D Cup

Member No.: 12313 Posts: 1,028 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Dec 30 2006, 05:56 Post #1259

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Thought I'd just air out some grievances:

As anyone who reads this thread would know, I'm getting married, and it is only like 10 or 11 weeks away, I'm excited!

That´s a good thing!!

QUOTE

However, when I meet new people (And in my line of work it happens daily) and they find out I am getting married, all of a sudden they turn into Dr Phil. Are you sure you want to do this? Wow, you are really young to be getting married, are you rushing into things? Are you going to be put "under the thumb" of your new wife? I hope it works out for you but Marriage can be a disaster etc etc.

I really do like Dr.Phil but people really watch it toooo much (yes, here in Finland!)

QUOTE

Usually, the ones offering such sound advice are either single or divorced or their spouse keeps them on a leash!

well, my first thought after reading this! wait (if you ever) after you have children...a nightmare...all those sooo lovely people telling you what to do! And they don´t have children...I usually let them say what they want and leave, but if they say something stupid or mean I let them know what I think

QUOTE

My fiancee and I have lived together now for almost 3 years and have been together 5 1/2 years so i think i would know her a little better than the strangers offering me advice! Just because you wife doesn't let you drink with the boys anymore doesn't mean that will happen to me. Oh, and just because you don't get laid anymore becaue you are married, doesn't mean I'll be putting my cock into retirement just yet. Maybe your wife doesn't fuck you because you have put on 40 lbs since you got hitched!

Had to get that off my chest

well, you should know her by now

I´m so sorry for my hubbie but before and after we had our kiddo sex just wasn´t there...I´m glad that things has changed now (for me

) but yes, I think that if something happenes to you you shouldn´t always think that it would happen to someone else too!

I really hope that all goes well and you have a great day in 10 or 11 weeks

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 30 2006, 14:49 Post #1260

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Thought I'd just air out some grievances:

As anyone who reads this thread would know, I'm getting married, and it is only like 10 or 11 weeks away, I'm excited!

However, when I meet new people (And in my line of work it happens daily) and they find out I am getting married, all of a sudden they turn into Dr Phil. Are you sure you want to do this? Wow, you are really young to be getting married, are you rushing into things? Are you going to be put "under the thumb" of your new wife? I hope it works out for you but Marriage can be a disaster etc etc.

Usually, the ones offering such sound advice are either single or divorced or their spouse keeps them on a leash!

My fiancee and I have lived together now for almost 3 years and have been together 5 1/2 years so i think i would know her a little better than the strangers offering me advice! Just because you wife doesn't let you drink with the boys anymore doesn't mean that will happen to me. Oh, and just because you don't get laid anymore becaue you are married, doesn't mean I'll be putting my cock into retirement just yet. Maybe your wife doesn't fuck you because you have put on 40 lbs since you got hitched!

Had to get that off my chest

wishing you much luck , history is what most people go by, as a matter of fact its the only thing we have to go by , and in most married peoples history was great sex , blow jobs ,nights out with friends , drinking , I must say once the ring goes on the finger things do tend to change , , why I have no idea ? it just they seem to want to impress us then they get the ring and things are solitified and things just seem to change , i will never give a person advice , just talk of experiences that I have seen first hand ..but as I started out mate , I wish you a happy and fun loving marriage ...

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