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▫ Oct 16 2006, 04:59 Post #941
eh...i just quicklink to google or yahoo when im at school...google has a decent image search..and is all i ever search for anyway usually
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▫ Oct 16 2006, 07:16 Post #942
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
altavista is presently my search engine of choice.  Used to be lycos, but they got retarded.  I will sometimes use google, but I don't like it much.


You must be one of the few in the world :blink:
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▫ Oct 16 2006, 07:21 Post #943
Further to the fact nobody reads this thread I am going to post another editorial, this time a little more controversial!

What is the deal with everybodies fascination with Hot_Mom??? I know I have been guilty of admiring her in the past but it was mostly because I didn't want to rock the boat.

I know the lady has an amazing rack but it is purely the work of a skilled surgeon. She is over or pushing 50 and I just don't see the attractiveness???

I know those obsessed with semantics will say that I was a big fan of sussed etc but sussed was so much more than a fake pair of melons. He body was rocking, her face was a thing of beauty and she was wild and cool and sexy in every way.

But whatever, I just wanted to spill my guts :thumbup:
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▫ Oct 16 2006, 09:35 Post #944
wow...your puttin yourself in a rack there with that one buddy...

but i will totally agree with you on sussed! she was a thing of beauty alright..inside and out
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▫ Oct 16 2006, 16:09 Post #945
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
altavista is presently my search engine of choice.  Used to be lycos, but they got retarded.  I will sometimes use google, but I don't like it much.

I use google almost solely out of force of habit, but I used to really like metacrawler cuz it searched a bunch of search engines all at once. and going waaaay back, remember hotbot? :blink:

QUOTE(bondiguy)
Further to the fact nobody reads this thread I am going to post another editorial, this time a little more controversial!

What is the deal with everybodies fascination with Hot_Mom??? I know I have been guilty of admiring her in the past but it was mostly because I didn't want to rock the boat.

I know the lady has an amazing rack but it is purely the work of a skilled surgeon. She is over or pushing 50 and I just don't see the attractiveness???

I know those obsessed with semantics will say that I was a big fan of sussed etc but sussed was so much more than a fake pair of melons. He body was rocking, her face was a thing of beauty and she was wild and cool and sexy in every way.

But whatever, I just wanted to spill my guts :thumbup:


don't worry bondi, nobody will see stuff you type here :P
I think with hot_mom, it's a multitude of things. She does have an amazing rack, albeit a surgically enhanced one. But she knows how to take pictures that accentuate he strong points. She was one of the first people here who took really creative pics instead of the usual "mugshot" tit pictures. More people are creative now but it didn't used to seem that way. Remember the chocolate pudding pic? I loved that one. Plus hot_mom seems pretty cool even though she may be pushing 50. A lot of women are looking and acting like grandmas by that age. I think she's given a lot of girls ideas for pics and dserves some respect for it even if she isn't at the top of the titty heap anymore.

QUOTE(Narazbad)
wow...your puttin yourself in a rack there with that one buddy...

but i will totally agree with you on sussed! she was a thing of beauty alright..inside and out


:o I wish I got to see those pics. I didn't think she took hardcore pics.
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 05:46 Post #946
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I use google almost solely out of force of habit, but I used to really like metacrawler cuz it searched a bunch of search engines all at once. and going waaaay back, remember hotbot?  :blink:

don't worry bondi, nobody will see stuff you type here :P
I think with hot_mom, it's a multitude of things. She does have an amazing rack, albeit a surgically enhanced one. But she knows how to take pictures that accentuate he strong points. She was one of the first people here who took really creative pics instead of the usual "mugshot" tit pictures. More people are creative now but it didn't used to seem that way. Remember the chocolate pudding pic? I loved that one. Plus hot_mom seems pretty cool even though she may be pushing 50. A lot of women are looking and acting like grandmas by that age. I think she's given a lot of girls ideas for pics and dserves some respect for it even if she isn't at the top of the titty heap anymore.
  :o I wish I got to see those pics. I didn't think she took hardcore pics.


Sadly i do remember Hotbot

I thought controversy attracted an audience. It worked for the latest series of survivor! haha

I do agree with your thoughts. SHe was the original girl who knew how to take a pic and still does. She accentuates her strengths and hides weakness. I thought I'd just throw it out there for the 2/3 of you to ponder.

More editorials to come...
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 07:01 Post #947
I was going to do another editorial but I haven't got an opinion... so here is something I wrote once

SURROUNDED

I am the cheese in a room full of rats
I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats,
I am the vase that’s right on the edge
I am alive but everyone’s dead.

I am the plankton riding a wave
I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave,
I am the voice but you are all deaf
I’m on the right but you have all left.

I am the flower that you want to kill
I was once alive but you never will,
I am alone with you in the crowd
I whisper it softly that people allowed.

I am a kiss surrounded by hate
I am the hook all covered in bait,
I play by the rules when nothing is fair
I am in love so I don’t really care.

-bondi
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 13:45 Post #948
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I was going to do another editorial but I haven't got an opinion... so here is something I wrote once

SURROUNDED

I am the cheese in a room full of rats
I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats,
I am the vase that’s right on the edge
I am alive but everyone’s dead.

I am the plankton riding a wave
I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave,
I am the voice but you are all deaf
I’m on the right but you have all left.
I am the flower that you want to kill
I was once alive but you never will,
I am alone with you in the crowd
I whisper it softly that people allowed.

I am a kiss surrounded by hate
I am the hook all covered in bait,
I play by the rules when nothing is fair
I am in love so I don’t really care.

-bondi

You didn't write that. You probably just stole that from somebody on myspace. HAha..

That's sweet, though. YOu have music for it or is it unaccompanied poetry for now?
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 14:02 Post #949
A poet, who'd have thunk it? Portland has it's share of poets, the most famous is Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. The house he was born in is now a parking lot for a brewery. Maybe Longfellow has been reincarnated as a boardwhore in Australia.
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 17:12 Post #950
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I was going to do another editorial but I haven't got an opinion... so here is something I wrote once

SURROUNDED

I am the cheese in a room full of rats
I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats,
I am the vase that’s right on the edge
I am alive but everyone’s dead.

I am the plankton riding a wave
I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave,
I am the voice but you are all deaf
I’m on the right but you have all left.
I am the flower that you want to kill
I was once alive but you never will,
I am alone with you in the crowd
I whisper it softly that people allowed.

I am a kiss surrounded by hate
I am the hook all covered in bait,
I play by the rules when nothing is fair
I am in love so I don’t really care.

-bondi


QUOTE(Bobaloo)
You didn't write that.  You probably just stole that from somebody on myspace.  HAha..

That's sweet, though.  YOu have music for it or is it unaccompanied poetry for now?

He did steal it from a myspace page...his own haha
I think I read it there before, when I used to read people's myspace pages as opposed to now when I just scour it looking for hot teen girls.

QUOTE(closeup)
A poet, who'd have thunk it? Portland has it's share of poets, the most famous is Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. The house he was born in is now a parking lot for a brewery. Maybe Longfellow has been reincarnated as a boardwhore in Australia.


mmm...brewery
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 17:59 Post #951
QUOTE(Gnappster)
He did steal it from a myspace page...his own haha
I think I read it there before, when I used to read people's myspace pages as opposed to now when I just scour it looking for hot teen girls.

I think that was the goal they had in mind when starting myspace.
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 18:16 Post #952
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I think that was the goal they had in mind when starting myspace.

Rupert Murdock didn't make his billions underestimating the horniness of people like you and Gnappy.
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 18:39 Post #953
Nice poem Bondi... Kinda along the lines of Jim Morrison and William Blake... It seethes with unfullfilled sexual desires... Is this a case of life imitating art?
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 20:01 Post #954
QUOTE(closeup)
Rupert Murdock didn't make his billions underestimating the horniness of people like you and Gnappy.

point taken!

QUOTE(Maui_Jade_Stick)
Nice poem Bondi... Kinda along the lines of Jim Morrison and William Blake... It seethes with unfullfilled sexual desires... Is this a case of life imitating art?


bend over and he'll tell you :roflmao:
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 20:20 Post #955
QUOTE(Gnappster)
point taken!
bend over and he'll tell you  :roflmao:

Oh, no. Not again. Bondi is so good at tricking these young, impressionable boys. Just ask that josh guy.
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▫ Oct 17 2006, 21:51 Post #956
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.

T.S.Eliot
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▫ Oct 18 2006, 05:55 Post #957
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
That's sweet, though.  YOu have music for it or is it unaccompanied poetry for now?


unaccompanied ramblins really

QUOTE(Gnappster)
He did steal it from a myspace page...his own haha
I think I read it there before, when I used to read people's myspace pages as opposed to now when I just scour it looking for hot teen girls.


You are correct... on both accounts :thumbup:

QUOTE(Maui_Jade_Stick)
Nice poem Bondi... Kinda along the lines of Jim Morrison and William Blake... It seethes with unfullfilled sexual desires... Is this a case of life imitating art?


It actually has nothing to do with sexual desires. It was written at a time when I felt so different from everyone else in the world except for those I love
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▫ Oct 18 2006, 05:56 Post #958
So controversial editorials didn't attract a wider audience... it was poetry???

Should I post another?
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▫ Oct 18 2006, 06:08 Post #959
fuck it... you'll get it like it or not....

SHORT OF EXPECTATION
All I’ll leave is memories,
Images of ennui.
A one point five out of three
Give it life and let it breathe.

The more I try the more I fail
Eyes bloodshot, my skin is pale,
I need a fix so make the sale.
A pinnacle, a height, a snail.

Turn around and look right back
Will you take a look at that?
Somehow I turned more white to black.
No hints, no tricks, no magic act.

-bondi ©
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▫ Oct 18 2006, 14:49 Post #960
QUOTE(bondiguy)
fuck it... you'll get it like it or not....

SHORT OF EXPECTATION
All I’ll leave is memories,
Images of ennui.
A one point five out of three
Give it life and let it breathe.

The more I try the more I fail
Eyes bloodshot, my skin is pale,
I need a fix so make the sale.
A pinnacle, a height, a snail.

Turn around and look right back
Will you take a look at that?
Somehow I turned more white to black.
No hints, no tricks, no magic act.

-bondi ©


I love the word ennui. saying it just makes you sound like an upper class likeable snob. It's great.

here's where they mention the word in the simpsons...

Frenchman: Come, stranger, join our circle of infamy. Tell us
your story of ennui.
Homer: Well, back on land my name was ... Homer Simpson ...
and I guess it is here, too. I promised my dad one
of my kidneys, but I chickened out on the last
minute and left him on his death bed. [everyone
immediately stops what they were doing, shocked]
Card Guy: Good lord!
Woman: Oh, how could you?
Englishman: I think I'm going to be sick.
Frenchman: I stole this accordion from a blind monkey, but you
... ugh! You disgust even me!

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