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Double D's
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 01:46 Post #41
Strangely enough there was no "Canadian Women" section........

First Date: You both get piss drunk drinking Molson, watch "Strange Brew" and
passout......

Second Date: You both get piss drunk drinking Yukon Jack and laugh hysterically
watching "Slapshot" ('She's a lesbian!!! A LESBIAN!!!!!')

Third Date?
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 03:01 Post #42
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Strangely enough there was no "Canadian Women" section........

First Date:   You both get piss drunk drinking Molson, watch "Strange Brew" and
                 passout......

Second Date:  You both get piss drunk drinking Yukon Jack and laugh hysterically
                    watching "Slapshot"  ('She's a lesbian!!!  A LESBIAN!!!!!')

Third Date?


I dont get it :blink:
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 03:04 Post #43
Strange Brew = canadian comics Bob and Doug McKenzie
Slapshot = Minor League Hockey Movie

Ask Gnappy
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 03:11 Post #44
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Strange Brew = canadian comics Bob and Doug McKenzie
Slapshot = Minor League Hockey Movie

Ask Gnappy


I think I have seen Slapshot :thumbup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 03:11 Post #45
Ohhhh I get it, I get jokes :lol:
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 03:16 Post #46
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Ohhhh I get it, I get jokes :lol:


Bondi, the Zebra didn't do it. It's just one of the words at the end of the dictionary.
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 03:24 Post #47
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Bondi, the Zebra didn't do it.  It's just one of the words at the end of the dictionary.


nice cross!!!

p.s read my 411 NOW, my pm's r fucked!
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 16:24 Post #48
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Strange Brew = canadian comics Bob and Doug McKenzie
Slapshot = Minor League Hockey Movie

Ask Gnappy


If you've ever heard the 12 days of Xmas song where the first day is Beer, that's Bob & Doug McKenzie.
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 19:26 Post #49
QUOTE(Gnappster)
If you've ever heard the 12 days of Xmas song where the first day is Beer, that's Bob & Doug McKenzie.

that's one of the best revisions of that horrible, horrible freakin' song. that one, and the 12 pains of Christmas by bob rivers or someone like that.
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 19:28 Post #50
QUOTE(bondiguy)
nice cross!!!

p.s read my 411 NOW, my pm's r fucked!

Damn, I missed it! My Interent was messed up last night, so I just closed everything and said F it all. I was working on tweaking some settings to make things faster and I think I hit an extra 0 or something when i was adjusting the packet size. I'll find out when I get home tonight and check it out again.
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 20:13 Post #51
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Strangely enough there was no "Canadian Women" section........

First Date:   You both get piss drunk drinking Molson, watch "Strange Brew" and
                 passout......

Second Date:  You both get piss drunk drinking Yukon Jack and laugh hysterically
                    watching "Slapshot"  ('She's a lesbian!!!  A LESBIAN!!!!!')

Third Date?


Oh Pay baby you've got it all wrong.
On the first date you go dancing
Second date she's dancing in the cages at the strippers
Third date you both get drunk and bring home a girl.....to share.....for abit..........until the girls get you off and kick you out for their own fun.

(seriously alot of canadian girls go to stripclubs and cheer the girls on)
:cheers:
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 20:21 Post #52
QUOTE(natalie)
(seriously alot of canadian girls go to stripclubs and cheer the girls on)
:cheers:


a lot, but definitely not enough ;)
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 20:35 Post #53
QUOTE(natalie)
Oh Pay baby you've got it all wrong.
On the first date you go dancing
Second date she's dancing in the cages at the strippers
Third date you both get drunk and bring home a girl.....to share.....for abit..........until the girls get you off and kick you out for their own fun.

(seriously alot of canadian girls go to stripclubs and cheer the girls on)
:cheers:

Oh, Nat, you forgot the part where you come over to my house :)
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 20:46 Post #54
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, Nat, you forgot the part where you come over to my house :)


Well that's the feeling guilty have to do some charity work part. lol
:kisses:
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 20:52 Post #55
QUOTE(natalie)
Well that's the feeling guilty have to do some charity work part. lol
:kisses:

Hey, I have no pride. If the charity angle will get you to my house, then call me a victim of a balcony collapse. :kisses:
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 21:51 Post #56
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Damn, I missed it!  My Interent was messed up last night, so I just closed everything and said F it all.  I was working on tweaking some settings to make things faster and I think I hit an extra 0 or something when i was adjusting the packet size.  I'll find out when I get home tonight and check it out again.


dont worry, you have seen it now :ph34r:
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 22:09 Post #57
QUOTE(bondiguy)
dont worry, you have seen it now :ph34r:

:thumbup:
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▫ Jan 12 2007, 22:14 Post #58
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
:thumbup:


:silvio:
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▫ Jan 20 2007, 06:32 Post #59
ok boys and girls, like the responses to the thread so far, it started out great, lets not let it die. keep the comments coming, guys tell us what you prefer, swallowing, facial or what
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▫ Jan 21 2007, 01:22 Post #60
QUOTE(natalie)
Oh Pay baby you've got it all wrong.
On the first date you go dancing
Second date she's dancing in the cages at the strippers
Third date you both get drunk and bring home a girl.....to share.....for abit..........until the girls get you off and kick you out for their own fun.

(seriously alot of canadian girls go to stripclubs and cheer the girls on)
:cheers:

MMMMMMMMMMM......that was a GREAT NIGHT, and to tie into the thread i usually aim for the boobs!! :cheers:
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