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▫ Jan 8 2007, 00:25 Post #21
[B]Keep the posts coming, thanks for making the thread a success so far!
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▫ Jan 8 2007, 01:44 Post #22
I love all the replies from all the ladies!!!! Thanks, now I have visions running thru my head! WOW!!!

:cheers:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 8 2007, 04:00 Post #23
QUOTE(hott1976)
who cares... come on over to the U.S.  girls will love you here!


I hope people do not take this the wrong way, but I have presumptions that it is easier to get laid in America than in my own hometown. Sydney is a very metropolis type of place and a lot of the sexier women are stuck up (I hope that translates well). Especially the girls in Bondi, they are princesses, you have to go the whole 9 yards with the wining and dining and after that you may get a handjob? haha

Seriously though, I hope that in the next 2 years I will make the journey to the USA.
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▫ Jan 8 2007, 04:01 Post #24
p.s Is there many blonde haired, blue eyed surfer types in the states?
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▫ Jan 8 2007, 23:40 Post #25
the states are huge bondi...there is every type. Depends on where you go i guess....around where i live there are the wannabe "laguna beach" types. People wanna be what they see on TV and this really isn't the place for those kinds of people.
The whole getting laid theory to can be blown out of the window depending on where you are, just like in Australia.

So i was watching Discovery channel and saw the 12 Deadliest creatures in Australia. One was this itsy bitsy tiny little spider.... i also saw some kind of crocodile or alligator that was the largest in the world. Just an FYI!
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 02:10 Post #26
QUOTE(hott1976)
the states are huge bondi...there is every type.  Depends on where you go i guess....around where i live there are the wannabe "laguna beach" types.  People wanna be what they see on TV and this really isn't the place for those kinds of people. 
The whole getting laid theory to can be blown out of the window depending on where you are, just like in Australia. 

So i was watching Discovery channel and saw the 12 Deadliest creatures in Australia.  One was this itsy bitsy tiny little spider....  i also saw some kind of crocodile or alligator that was the largest in the world.  Just an FYI!

Australia and the U.S.are about the same size:

USA= 9,161,923 square kilometers

Australia= 7,617,930 square kilometers
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 02:51 Post #27
Here are a couple more. I love a good BJ in the woods :) :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 02:57 Post #28
QUOTE(hott1976)
the states are huge bondi...there is every type.  Depends on where you go i guess....around where i live there are the wannabe "laguna beach" types.  People wanna be what they see on TV and this really isn't the place for those kinds of people. 
The whole getting laid theory to can be blown out of the window depending on where you are, just like in Australia. 

So i was watching Discovery channel and saw the 12 Deadliest creatures in Australia.  One was this itsy bitsy tiny little spider....  i also saw some kind of crocodile or alligator that was the largest in the world.  Just an FYI!


I know... it is just a stereotype I guess. I just know when I meet some tourists they marvel at the fact I have blonde hair and blue eyes, I guess its a novelty for them.

That would be the Red Back Spider, small things that can royally fuck you up if u get bitten by one. Alotta people (mainly Americans) are actually scared to come here because they think they will die haha. I have survived 25 years and 20 million ppl must be doing something right. The only time I have ever seena croc in the flesh is at a zoo, although if you do go to the bush you will see Wallabies, Kangaroos, Womabats, Emus etc

QUOTE(closeup)
Australia and the U.S.are about the same size:

USA= 9,161,923 square kilometers

Australia= 7,617,930 square kilometers


Fascinating :thumbup: Most of our inland is uninhabitable though
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 13:46 Post #29
QUOTE(nice_nipples)
I searched and couldn't find where this had been done, so if it has please forgive me.  I am just curious about other people's blowjob techniques.  Girls do you prefer to spit, swallow it all, have him cum on your tits, or just take the facial?  Also share with us how much you even like giving to begin with.  Do you do it because you want to suck the dick, or just for your man's benefit.  I personally love doing it and I always swallow every drop unless he has a different suggestion for me.


I have never "swallowed" but I love to have a man cum in my mouth...I just roll it around for a few, let it run down his cock while he is still in my mouth, then he runs his cock in my tits and rubs it in.....

**there is this book called "Tickle His Pickle" written by Dr. Sadie Allison an it was a really great book.... I had some questions to and it answers almost all of them.... highly recommend book....
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 15:36 Post #30
QUOTE(bondiguy)
p.s Is there many blonde haired, blue eyed surfer types in the states?


just owen wilson :P
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 06:46 Post #31
QUOTE(Gnappster)
just owen wilson :P


My noe is straight and I dont talk weird.... but does he get laid alot? :P
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 17:35 Post #32
QUOTE(bondiguy)
My noe is straight and I dont talk weird.... but does he get laid alot? :P

I can't stand that guy's "acting" "ability," but he does get some good roles in some decent movies. He always sounds like such a nasaly whiner, though, it drives me crazy. and that jacked up nose of his is insane.
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 18:05 Post #33
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I can't stand that guy's "acting" "ability," but he does get some good roles in some decent movies. He always sounds like such a nasaly whiner, though, it drives me crazy.  and that jacked up nose of his is insane.


He usually plays the same characer in each movie. He was great in Cable Guy, Meet the Parents, and a surprisingly different role in Behind Enemy Lines.
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 18:07 Post #34
QUOTE(bondiguy)
My noe is straight and I dont talk weird.... but does he get laid alot? :P


He probably gets crazy amounts of ass....like boyband amonts. :P
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 19:57 Post #35
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I hope people do not take this the wrong way, but I have presumptions that it is easier to get laid in America than in my own hometown. Sydney is a very metropolis type of place and a lot of the sexier women are stuck up (I hope that translates well). Especially the girls in Bondi, they are princesses, you have to go the whole 9 yards with the wining and dining and after that you may get a handjob? haha

Seriously though, I hope that in the next 2 years I will make the journey to the USA.


Thought you'd appreciate this Bondi.
WHITE WOMEN:
>
>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
>Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
>
>IRISH WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>ITALIAN WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
>Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
>Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
3-carat
>ring.
>5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
of
>having sex.
>6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>
>JEWISH WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You get terrific head.
>Second Date: You get even more great head.
>Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
>
>CHINESE WOMEN:
>
>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
happens.
>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
happens
>again.
>Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already
>realized
>nothing is ever going to happen.
>
>INDIAN WOMEN:
>
>First date: Meet her parents.
>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>Third date: Wedding night.
>
>BLACK WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
>dinner.
>Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>
>MEXICAN WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have
>sex in the back of her car.
>Second Date: She's pregnant.
>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, her grandma, her father's
>girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his
three
>kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life
in
>your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the
Tijuana
>strip.
>
>ARAB WOMEN:
>
>First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
>Friends and entire arab community finds out.
>Second Date: You are shot dead.
>No third date.
>
>
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 20:27 Post #36
QUOTE(natalie)
Thought you'd appreciate this Bondi.
WHITE WOMEN:
>
>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
>Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
>
>IRISH WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>ITALIAN WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
>Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
>Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
3-carat
>ring.
>5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
of
>having sex.
>6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>
>JEWISH WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You get terrific head.
>Second Date: You get even more great head.
>Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
>
>CHINESE WOMEN:
>
>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
happens.
>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
happens
>again.
>Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already
>realized
>nothing is ever going to happen.
>
>INDIAN WOMEN:
>
>First date: Meet her parents.
>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>Third date: Wedding night.
>
>BLACK WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
>dinner.
>Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>
>MEXICAN WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have
>sex in the back of her car.
>Second Date: She's pregnant.
>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, her grandma, her father's
>girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his
three
>kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life
in
>your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the
Tijuana
>strip.
>
>ARAB WOMEN:
>
>First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
>Friends and entire arab community finds out.
>Second Date: You are shot dead.
>No third date.
>
>


Wa wa wee wa! :lol:
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 20:34 Post #37
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Wa wa wee wa!  :lol:


I take it you enjoyed that Gnappy! :)
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 20:36 Post #38
QUOTE(natalie)
I take it you enjoyed that Gnappy! :)

I enjoyed it too. but mostly because every time you post it gives me another opportunity to check out your av ;)
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 04:37 Post #39
QUOTE(Gnappster)
He probably gets crazy amounts of ass....like boyband amonts. :P


Ohh Boyband amounts? Im there!

QUOTE(natalie)
Thought you'd appreciate this Bondi.


:lol: That was funny... because it was racist :roflmao:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 22:39 Post #40
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I enjoyed it too.  but mostly because every time you post it gives me another opportunity to check out your av ;)


Ditto :P

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