And here I thought every topic had already been discussed. One ball? That's a new one. I think being a 22 year old virgin is a bigger problem that only having one ball. Sure, get a fake one. I'm sure they make them so realistic, it would be very hard to tell the difference. It's not like a glass eye or a wooden leg. And according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue. You are going to baptize it, aren't you? It's the least you could do. And BTW, Lance Armstrong only has one nut, and he's banging Sheryl Crow! Call her up and ask her advice.

HE WAS banging Sheryl Crow....maybe that's why the two of them aren't together anymore.  Hmm.

when you say two of them, do you mean lance and sheryl aren't together anymore, or lance's two nuts aren't together anymore?  Cuz if it's the latter, I'd say that was one hell of a breakup.