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Training Bra

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 10:29 Post #1

My mate is really self conscious about having only 1 ball and thinks it will ruin his chances of ever getting a girl, he's 22 and still a virgin and thinking about getting a fake one so that they won't know.

Girls would it bother you if you found out your boyf was like this and would it put you off? Or has anyone had any experience of this?

I think it is a bad idea for him to have a fake 1 so want to convince him it doesn't matter

Double D's

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 12:29 Post #2

I think as long as his cock is able to droop down enough to cover up the one ball, no girl is gonna mind

And as long as his first lay isnt sacrastic with the sex talk

" I like it when your BALL slaps against my ass "
" The sex was good, but you know what really get s me off..... TWO balls!!!"

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 14:59 Post #3

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

I think as long as his cock is able to droop down enough to cover up the one ball, no girl is gonna mind

And as long as his first lay isnt sacrastic with the sex talk

" I like it when your BALL slaps against my ass "
" The sex was good, but you know what really get s me off..... TWO balls!!!"

CM, that was the funniest post I've ever read from you. Well, maybe it wasn't THE funniest, but considering I can't remember a damn thing since the last thing I can remember, it's the funniest thing for now.

Melon Master

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 15:28 Post #4

QUOTE(bobitz one ball)

My mate is really self conscious about having only 1 ball and thinks it will ruin his chances of ever getting a girl, he's 22 and still a virgin and thinking about getting a fake one so that they won't know.

Girls would it bother you if you found out your boyf was like this and would it put you off? Or has anyone had any experience of this?

I think it is a bad idea for him to have a fake 1 so want to convince him it doesn't matter

Well if the girl likes how he fucks, I don't think they'd care if he had 3.

Why are you so against him getting a fake one? gets in the way when you're spooning?

sorry couldn't resist.

But really they make fake ones for dogs for cripes sake, why not for peoples too?

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

I think as long as his cock is able to droop down enough to cover up the one ball, no girl is gonna mind

And as long as his first lay isnt sacrastic with the sex talk

" I like it when your BALL slaps against my ass "
" The sex was good, but you know what really get s me off..... TWO balls!!!"

BWAHAHAHA

Double D's

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 16:14 Post #5

And here I thought every topic had already been discussed. One ball? That's a new one. I think being a 22 year old virgin is a bigger problem that only having one ball. Sure, get a fake one. I'm sure they make them so realistic, it would be very hard to tell the difference. It's not like a glass eye or a wooden leg. And according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue. You are going to baptize it, aren't you? It's the least you could do. And BTW, Lance Armstrong only has one nut, and he's banging Sheryl Crow! Call her up and ask her advice.

Melon Master

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 16:23 Post #6

QUOTE(closeup)

That's a new one. I think being a 22 year old virgin is a bigger problem that only having one ball.

QUOTE(closeup)

Sure, get a fake one. I'm sure they make them so realistic, it would be very hard to tell the difference. It's not like a glass eye or a wooden leg.

QUOTE(closeup)

And according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue.

by far, some of your best work, although there isn't much to compare it too

QUOTE(closeup)

And BTW, Lance Armstrong only has one nut, and he's banging Sheryl Crow! Call her up and ask her advice.

they broke up

Double D's

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 16:38 Post #7

They broke up? I guess only having one ball was a deal-breaker for her. Something tells me Lance won't have a hard time replacing her, if he hasn't already. The lesson we've learned here is that it doesn't matter as much what's in your sack and what's in your bank account. So skip the fake ball and go rob a bank instead.

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 17:04 Post #8

QUOTE(closeup)

And here I thought every topic had already been discussed. One ball? That's a new one. I think being a 22 year old virgin is a bigger problem that only having one ball. Sure, get a fake one. I'm sure they make them so realistic, it would be very hard to tell the difference. It's not like a glass eye or a wooden leg. And according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue. You are going to baptize it, aren't you? It's the least you could do. And BTW, Lance Armstrong only has one nut, and he's banging Sheryl Crow! Call her up and ask her advice.

wow, closeup. Who the hell stole your password??!!

that was a rather funny,yet insightful, post. I dont' know how I got hit in the crossfire, but still a good post.

I guess my only retort would be something along the lines of talking about your wife and how she tells me she loves the feel of my uni-ball on her tongue. but that's too easy. So I'll just say, Chicks dig the uni-ball!

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 17:08 Post #9

QUOTE(closeup)

They broke up? I guess only having one ball was a deal-breaker for her. Something tells me Lance won't have a hard time replacing her, if he hasn't already. The lesson we've learned here is that it doesn't matter as much what's in your sack and what's in your bank account. So skip the fake ball and go rob a bank instead.

Two funny posts in a row??? who are you and what have you done with closeup???

if nothing else, this thread prompts the question...

What do you with an elephant who has 3 balls?

which begs the other question...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros???

Melon Master

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 17:13 Post #10

QUOTE(closeup)

They broke up? I guess only having one ball was a deal-breaker for her. Something tells me Lance won't have a hard time replacing her, if he hasn't already. The lesson we've learned here is that it doesn't matter as much what's in your sack and what's in your bank account. So skip the fake ball and go rob a bank instead.

you're not as dumb as everyone says after all!

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

wow, closeup. Who the hell stole your password??!!

that was a rather funny,yet insightful, post. I dont' know how I got hit in the crossfire, but still a good post.

I guess my only retort would be something along the lines of talking about your wife and how she tells me she loves the feel of my uni-ball on her tongue. but that's too easy. So I'll just say, Chicks dig the uni-ball!

closeupXII ? :unsure:

:unsure:

yeah he should make that a t-shirt, embrace it

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 17:20 Post #11

QUOTE(Gnappster)

you're not as dumb as everyone says after all!

closeupXII ? :unsure:

:unsure:

yeah he should make that a t-shirt, embrace it

know anyone who could make him a bumper sticker?? :unsure:

:unsure:

Melon Master

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 17:26 Post #12

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

know anyone who could make him a bumper sticker?? :unsure:

:unsure:

elephino

:nahnah:

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 17:52 Post #13

QUOTE(Gnappster)

elephino

:nahnah:

Who knew I even set that up? That was hilarious.

Melon Master

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:01 Post #14

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

I think as long as his cock is able to droop down enough to cover up the one ball, no girl is gonna mind

And as long as his first lay isnt sacrastic with the sex talk

" I like it when your BALL slaps against my ass "
" The sex was good, but you know what really get s me off..... TWO balls!!!"

Bwhahahaha....

WOW this is the funniest post and over all thread I have read in months!!!

I just have to say one thing? Poor Naraz is down to one ball now too

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:38 Post #15

QUOTE(closeup)

according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue.

LMAO!!!

Melon Master

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▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:46 Post #16

QUOTE(natalie)

QUOTE(closeup)

according to Bob, it would feel the same rolling over your tongue.
LMAO!!!

:blink:

:2thumbsup:

great pickup

Double D's

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▫ Nov 11 2006, 04:04 Post #17

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls?" Walk him.

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▫ Nov 11 2006, 05:04 Post #18

QUOTE(closeup)

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls?" Walk him.

This whole thing is hystericaly funny - bordering on genius

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▫ Nov 11 2006, 18:09 Post #19

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Two funny posts in a row??? who are you and what have you done with closeup???

if nothing else, this thread prompts the question...

What do you with an elephant who has 3 balls?
which begs the other question...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros???

QUOTE(closeup)

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls?" Walk him.

you forgot the and pitch to the rhino part

Melon Master

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▫ Nov 13 2006, 21:37 Post #20

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

I think as long as his cock is able to droop down enough to cover up the one ball, no girl is gonna mind

And as long as his first lay isnt sacrastic with the sex talk

" I like it when your BALL slaps against my ass "
" The sex was good, but you know what really get s me off..... TWO balls!!!"

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