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A Cup
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▫ Oct 26 2006, 23:14 Post #1
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?
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B Cup
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▫ Oct 26 2006, 23:37 Post #2
A good lookin guy with a good attitude and a big cock!!
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 27 2006, 00:28 Post #3
QUOTE(wickedweasel)
A good lookin guy with a good attitude and a big cock!!


A gorgeous babe like wicked with a sassy attitude and a great bod... :2thumbsup: :kisses:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 28 2006, 06:48 Post #4
QUOTE(jackyoulike)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?


First tip is to NOT tell the women you have a partner and are just after a fuck
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 28 2006, 09:56 Post #5
QUOTE(jackyoulike)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?


usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks :lol:

Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? :ph34r:
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 28 2006, 13:05 Post #6
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? :ph34r:


BAMMM!

This thread will now turn into another pile of boardwhore drivel! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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C Cup
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▫ Oct 28 2006, 15:50 Post #7
QUOTE(jackyoulike)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?


The best way is to go to a New Bar or NightClub at a new City you never been!
Dress your best, and just sweet talk! Chicks love that.
works for me :cheers:
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 28 2006, 15:58 Post #8
tell her she has nice hair. :)
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 30 2006, 04:09 Post #9
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks :lol:

Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? :ph34r:


What a novel idea... I'll fuck her second

QUOTE(hott1976)
tell her she has nice hair.  :)


Hott, you have real pretty hair :wub:
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 30 2006, 19:33 Post #10
tell the girl you're the cello player for motley crue.
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Double D's
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▫ Oct 31 2006, 16:51 Post #11
QUOTE(jackyoulike)
So, we all like a bit of casual sex. But how do we get it?
I've got a girlfriend, but in the case of fucking, variety certainly is the spice of life.
No strings attatched fun is what I'm (and I imagine a lot of other people) are after.
Anyone got any recommendations, tips, hints or best of all, from some of you ladies, what would it take to get you in the sack?


Errr... dont sound so effin desperate! :crazydude: :nahnah:
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 1 2006, 03:13 Post #12
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
Errr... dont sound so effin desperate! :crazydude:   :nahnah:


Juicy_DD, you're such a lady! :thumbup: :kisses:
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Double D's
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▫ Nov 1 2006, 03:26 Post #13
QUOTE(evade20)
Juicy_DD, you're such a lady! :thumbup:   :kisses:

She might be a lady in the rest of the house, but in the bedroom she's not. :cheers:
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 2 2006, 03:50 Post #14
QUOTE(closeup)
She might be a lady in the rest of the house, but in the bedroom she's not. :cheers:

:thumbup: I was only talking about her use of the term "effin" as opposed to "fucking"...

She is definite hot in all of the pics that I've seen. :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 2 2006, 05:35 Post #15
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
Errr... dont sound so effin desperate! :crazydude:   :nahnah:


BAM!!! :roflmao:
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 6 2007, 16:53 Post #16
tell her you like her mannerisms. someone said that to me the other night...did he get laid? Now that is the question...........
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▫ Jan 8 2007, 04:06 Post #17
QUOTE(hott1976)
tell her you like her mannerisms.  someone said that to me the other night...did he get laid?  Now that is the question...........


Did he use those exact words?

"Hi, I like your mannerisms"

Sorry, but thqat is hella funny :roflmao:
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 15:42 Post #18
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Did he use those exact words?

"Hi, I like your mannerisms"

Sorry, but thqat is hella funny :roflmao:

that trick didn't work for me the other night... but then again, I had a bit of a freudian slip and said mammaries first.
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 21:13 Post #19
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Did he use those exact words?

"Hi, I like your mannerisms"

Sorry, but thqat is hella funny :roflmao:

Actually, he was drunk. He meant to said "I like your tits"
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D Cup
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 21:21 Post #20
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
usually stuff like that is around 50 bucks :lol:

Also I was wondering.... can I fuck your girlfriend while your out for a bit of causal sex... I mean you wouldn't mind If I got my own bit of causal sex would you? :ph34r:

i cant believe i missed this thread.

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... :)
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