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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jan 9 2007, 21:30 Post #21
QUOTE(boanna)
i cant believe i missed this thread. 

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... :)

I thought it was just to pay attention when Bo says.... "Drop your pants and fuck me now!!!!"
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Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Jan 9 2007, 21:31 Post #22
QUOTE(boanna)
i cant believe i missed this thread. 

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... :)

....and a ziplock bag to carry your nuts in.
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D Cup
Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Jan 9 2007, 22:41 Post #23
Go to a bar or nightclub that has music. Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance. Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman.

OR...

Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance. Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on!
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E Cup+
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 22:52 Post #24
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Go to a bar or nightclub that has music.  Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance.  Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman. 

OR...

Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance.  Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on!

and the most importanat ingredient in your formula is the chloroform-soaked handkerchief :2thumbsup:
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D Cup
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 22:59 Post #25
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
and the most importanat ingredient in your formula is the chloroform-soaked handkerchief  :2thumbsup:


Oh, was I supposed to mention that?
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 23:04 Post #26
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Oh, was I supposed to mention that?

While it's best to keep those kinds of special maneuvers secret, I thought giving the full account for successful mating rituals would be more satisfying to those in need.
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 06:40 Post #27
QUOTE(boanna)
i cant believe i missed this thread. 

in my world, it would cost ya plenty more than 50 bucks....
a lawyer, a name change, fairly sizable diamond, brand new quad, at least 5 credit cards with my name on them (but the bill goes to you), ranch style house, huge yard for my dogs, extra tall garage for my truck...... :)


Can I keep my left nut???

QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Go to a bar or nightclub that has music.  Watch for the girl that is chair-dancing and ask her to dance.  Dance with her, buy her drinks (but not too many that she'll barf later), talk with her, be a gentleman. 

OR...

Go to the same bar/nightclub as above, watch for the girl or girls that are dancing alone or with each other and ask them to dance.  Sometimes you'll find a chick that's doing a little dirty dancing...that's the one to focus on!


Or...

Find the drunkest woman there, coerce here to come homw with you and shag her before she realises what a mistake she is making :thumbup:
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 22 2024, 16:23 Post #28
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D Cup
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