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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 22:17 Post #81
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I never watch the show, but it's the same as Jerry Springer, ie white trash yelling and screaming at each other. If I want to listen to that, I'll go visit Josh22.


Yeah but springer always guarantees a pair of breasts haha
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 22:28 Post #82
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Yeah but springer always guarantees a pair of breasts haha

If you want something interesting to read, go to "The Smoking Gun" and read about Maury's 100 million sexual harassment suit. One of the associate produces claims that as part of her job she had to tape female guests breasts together to make them appear larger. She got the nickname "The tape lady" She was also told to go into bars and proposition married men and she if she could talk them into having sex with her. She's a 26 year old blonde with big tits so she had quite a few takers. Naturally, it was all being taped. Anyway, that's just two things, there's five pages worth of stuff in the deposition.
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 22:36 Post #83
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If you want something interesting to read, go to "The Smoking Gun" and read about Maury's 100 million sexual harassment suit. One of the associate produces claims that as part of her job she had to tape female guests breasts together to make them appear larger. She got the nickname "The tape lady" She was also told to go into bars and proposition married men and she if she could talk them into having sex with her. She's a 26 year old blonde with big tits so she had quite a few takers. Naturally, it was all being taped. Anyway, that's just two things, there's five pages worth of stuff in the deposition.


IU have no doubt that is true... all those shows are a sham!
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 22:38 Post #84
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It was Maury Povitch. It aired yesterday but I missed it. What a fucked-up deal that turned out to be. My brother was going to pick up the furniture from Ikea in New Jersey on the way back to Maine from New Orleans. They wanted to know when he was going to get to the warehouse and on Tuesday morning I told them he'd be there Friday. Thursday eve I get a call saying they can't figure out what furniture to load, can't get ahold of the person who would know and would my brother mind waiting until Monday to pick it up. I said no way was my brother going to sit in Newark NJ for three days because someone can't get their collective head out of their asses and get the stuff out on the loading dock. I told them if the stuff isn't on the dock by 4pm, I was going to instruct my brother to just keep heading north. Which is what happened. The Maury Show was all pissed at me saying my company was already mentioned on the show, they couldn't edit it out. blah, blah, blah. I basically told them they had three days to bring about 10 boxes from the front of the store to the back and they couldn't get it done so too fucking bad. Find someone else to haul the stuff. Anyway, here's where it gets weird. The following Sunday, I'm sitting at my favorite watering hole having a few beers and watching the Patriots on TV. This guy sitting next to me at the bar says to me, practically out of the blue, that his house burned down over the summer. I ask him if he was the one on the Maury show and he says he was. I tell him he's not getting his furniture delivered by me and run the story above by him. He looks disappointed but doesn't really say much. Then, on Monday, I get a call from a guy asking where his Ikea furniture is and when I'm going to deliver it. I'm like, WTF man, didn't I just explain to you yesterday that I wasn't delivering it? He doesn't know what I'm talking about. He's never been in that bar. He's 6'4" and 250lbs. The guy in the bar is maybe 150lbs. I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. The guy in the bar totally bullshitted me into beleiving he was the guy on the Maury show. Why would anyone do that? So, to sum it all up, fuck Maury and his shitty show.

Well I knew it was A talkshow.
Anyway, that's one messed up story.
maybe you should go on Springer and tell it :lol:

QUOTE(bondiguy)
Yeah but springer always guarantees a pair of breasts haha

and how! I never miss his PPV specials. Next Door Nikki got naked for the first time on his show.

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If you want something interesting to read, go to "The Smoking Gun" and read about Maury's 100 million sexual harassment suit. One of the associate produces claims that as part of her job she had to tape female guests breasts together to make them appear larger. She got the nickname "The tape lady" She was also told to go into bars and proposition married men and she if she could talk them into having sex with her. She's a 26 year old blonde with big tits so she had quite a few takers. Naturally, it was all being taped. Anyway, that's just two things, there's five pages worth of stuff in the deposition.

That's crazy. Isn't that entrapment or blackmail or something? Although I doubt the wives of the men who fucked the tape lady cared what it was.
I always knew Maury was a shady character. Springer is pure salt of the earth!
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 22:42 Post #85
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Well I knew it was A talkshow.
Anyway, that's one messed up story.
maybe you should go on Springer and tell it  :lol:
and how! I never miss his PPV specials. Next Door Nikki got naked for the first time on his show.
That's crazy. Isn't that entrapment or blackmail or something? Although I doubt the wives of the men who fucked the tape lady cared what it was.
I always knew Maury was a shady character. Springer is pure salt of the earth!


It is possibly blackmail. but then he'd throw dump trucks full of money at them to get them to agree to being on the show etc

its all crap but fin to watch!

Yay for Next Door Nikki!
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 22:43 Post #86
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Well I knew it was A talkshow.
Anyway, that's one messed up story.
maybe you should go on Springer and tell it  :lol:
and how! I never miss his PPV specials. Next Door Nikki got naked for the first time on his show.
That's crazy. Isn't that entrapment or blackmail or something? Although I doubt the wives of the men who fucked the tape lady cared what it was.
I always knew Maury was a shady character. Springer is pure salt of the earth!

I don't think she actually fucked them, just got them(on tape) to agree to. Can you imagine sitting at home with the wife and that segment comes on? What a sleazebag.
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 22:45 Post #87
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I don't think she actually fucked them, just got them(on tape) to agree to. Can you imagine sitting at home with the wife and that segment comes on? What a sleazebag.


As we say in Australia.... "only im America" :lol:
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 22:54 Post #88
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I don't think she actually fucked them, just got them(on tape) to agree to. Can you imagine sitting at home with the wife and that segment comes on? What a sleazebag.


Well if some smokin hot woman I've never seen before and came up to me out of the blue and wanted to have sex with me, I'd know it was on tape or something. I'm far too cynical(and realistic) to think otherwise.
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 22:56 Post #89
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Well if some smokin hot woman I've never seen before and came up to me out of the blue and wanted to have sex with me, I'd know it was on tape or something. I'm far too cynical(and realistic) to think otherwise.


I'd be asking where Ashton was.... I have been Punk'd! haha
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 22:59 Post #90
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Well if some smokin hot woman I've never seen before and came up to me out of the blue and wanted to have sex with me, I'd know it was on tape or something. I'm far too cynical(and realistic) to think otherwise.

Maybe, but if you were out of town, had a few drinks, and she did a little more acting to make it seem real, it wouldn't take much to agree to it. Not saying you would, just saying a lot of guys would. Besides, she probably hit on 20-30 guys, I think the odds are pretty good at least a couple are going to get caught.
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 23:04 Post #91
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Maybe, but if you were out of town, had a few drinks, and she did a little more acting to make it seem real, it wouldn't take much to agree to it. Not saying you would, just saying a lot of guys would. Besides, she probably hit on 20-30 guys, I think the odds are pretty good at least a  couple are going to get caught.


yeah you are right.... She'll bag one eventually
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 23:13 Post #92
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yeah you are right.... She'll bag one eventually

I thought I was on a "Candid Camera" type show last year. I show up with my crew to this old farm house ready to spend the day moving them. We start the tour to see what has to be moved and the whole house is jam packed full of junk. Floor to ceiling, every single room has just barely has enough room to walk thru. Most of the furniture is buried in this mess. Then the basement, packed with about 10 truckloads of stuff. The garage-same thing. Barn-full to the brim with useless junk. It would have literally taken 10 guys a week to move this shit. It wasn't Candid Camera, it was just a nutty old lady and her daughter who never threw out a single thing in their whole life. What a clusterfuck.
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 23:19 Post #93
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I thought I was on a "Candid Camera" type show last year. I show up with my crew to this old farm house ready to spend the day moving them. We start the tour to see what has to be moved and the whole house is jam packed full of junk. Floor to ceiling, every single room has  just barely has enough room to walk thru. Most of the furniture is buried in this mess. Then the basement, packed with about 10 truckloads of stuff. The garage-same thing. Barn-full to the brim with useless junk. It would have literally taken 10 guys a week to move this shit. It wasn't Candid Camera, it was just a nutty old lady and her daughter who never threw out a single thing in their whole life. What a clusterfuck.


Did you have sex with the daughter as extra payment? :P
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▫ Nov 24 2006, 23:20 Post #94
Well, it's off to Happy Hour. In fifteen minutes I'll be here: It's a great veiw of the working waterfront.
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▫ Nov 25 2006, 02:55 Post #95
Blue oyster bar? :o
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▫ Nov 25 2006, 03:22 Post #96
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Blue oyster bar? :o

J's Oyster Bar.
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▫ Nov 26 2006, 00:50 Post #97
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Blue oyster bar? :o


Spotted!
The Blue Oyster indeed! :lol: :haha:
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▫ Nov 26 2006, 10:06 Post #98
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Thank god for police academy movies.... they taught me not to shop lift!
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▫ Nov 27 2006, 15:19 Post #99
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Thank god for police academy movies.... they taught me not to shop lift!


and that dangerous, violent confrontations are best handled with one liners and a guy who can do sound effects with his mouth :lol:
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▫ Nov 28 2006, 04:54 Post #100
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and that dangerous, violent confrontations are best handled with one liners and a guy who can do sound effects with his mouth  :lol:


He was the only one I heard people laughing at :P

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