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Double D's
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▫ Oct 19 2007, 23:22 Post #601
QUOTE(bondiguy)
and "free beer for all"

I think that got amended to, "Free beer for no one. They'll cost you $3.50 each and we'll only serve you enough to barely get you drunk. And no driving after!" Fucking goverment can never leave well enough alone.
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▫ Oct 19 2007, 23:24 Post #602
QUOTE(closeup)
I think that got amended to, "Free beer for no one. They'll cost you $3.50 each and we'll only serve you enough to barely get you drunk. And no driving after!"  Fucking goverment can never leave well enough alone.


Yeah but from 1788 to 1798 was a golden 10 years for Australia haha
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▫ Oct 20 2007, 03:56 Post #603
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Yeah but from 1788 to 1798 was a golden 10 years for Australia haha

Didn't most of the pirates drink rum?
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▫ Oct 20 2007, 05:06 Post #604
QUOTE(closeup)
Didn't most of the pirates drink rum?


They were convicts... not pirates!
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 21 2007, 02:30 Post #605
QUOTE(closeup)
Actually, the funniest part comes when she tries to convince us that the pyramids are in Paris and that polar bears really love the glaciers in France. Or the Eiffel Tower is in Egypt and polar bears really love the desert. And, just for those of you who need to get a life, glaciers were in France during the Ice Age and I never claimed these pictures were taken recently.


and that she is really only 29... and that her boobs are real...and she would do it all in purple

:lol: :lol:
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▫ Oct 21 2007, 02:42 Post #606
QUOTE(bondiguy)
They were convicts... not pirates!


Mostly pick pockets, debtors and riff-raff as England saw it as a way to get rid of the poor urchins on the streets and empty thier prisons. There were a few harden criminals but most were convicted on petty crimes and couldn't defend themselves due to their poverty. Sailing to Austrailia would be punishment enough...but living there? wow. That was a life sentence. :whipya: :whipya:

England would hang pirates...



like Captain Kidd who was hanged by the neck until dead and then beheaded. After that his body was left hanging in an iron cage over the river Thames... as a deterent for other pirates... :puke:
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▫ Oct 21 2007, 06:34 Post #607
QUOTE(evade20)
and that she is really only 29... and that her boobs are real...and she would do it all in purple
:lol:   :lol:


BAM!!!

QUOTE(evade20)
Mostly pick pockets, debtors and riff-raff as England saw it as a way to get rid of the poor urchins on the streets and empty thier prisons.  There were a few harden criminals but most were convicted on petty crimes and couldn't defend themselves due to their poverty.  Sailing to Austrailia would be punishment enough...but living there?  wow.  That was a life sentence.  :whipya:   :whipya:

England would hang pirates...



like Captain Kidd who hanged by the neck until dead and then beheaded.  After that his body was left hanging in an iron cage over the river Thames... as a deterent for other pirates... :puke:


Very well informed... although my ancestory doesn't date back to the first fleet etc I'd be happy that my ancestors stole a loaf of bread to get me to Sunny Australia!
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▫ Oct 21 2007, 08:55 Post #608
QUOTE(bondiguy)
BAM!!!
Very well informed... although my ancestory doesn't date back to the first fleet etc I'd be happy that my ancestors stole a loaf of bread to get me to Sunny Australia!


Some of mine were Welsh horse thieves that were offered the rope or the boat...They took the boat and ended up in Maryland... :P
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▫ Oct 22 2007, 05:27 Post #609
QUOTE(evade20)
Some of mine were Welsh horse thieves that were offered the rope or the boat...They took the boat and ended up in Maryland...  :P


Should have taken the rope :P
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▫ Oct 23 2007, 06:01 Post #610
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Should have taken the rope :P


:fuckoff:

:nahnah: :lol:
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▫ Oct 24 2007, 17:34 Post #611
QUOTE(evade20)
Some of mine were Welsh horse thieves that were offered the rope or the boat...They took the boat and ended up in Maryland...  :P

evade was probably only 2 or 3 at the time :P

QUOTE(bondiguy)
Should have taken the rope :P

ZING! :lol:
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▫ Oct 25 2007, 03:00 Post #612
Landmark from my area

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▫ Oct 25 2007, 04:39 Post #613
QUOTE(Gnappster)
evade was probably only 2 or 3 at the time :P


BAM! lol....
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▫ Oct 25 2007, 11:26 Post #614
QUOTE(Gnappster)
evade was probably only 2 or 3 at the time :P
ZING!  :lol:


I'm not thay old! :roflmao:
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▫ Oct 25 2007, 12:10 Post #615
QUOTE(evade20)
I'm not thay old!  :roflmao:


is "thay" a ye olden day word for that? :P
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▫ Oct 25 2007, 16:07 Post #616
QUOTE(bondiguy)
is "thay" a ye olden day word for that? :P


twas in days of yore.
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▫ Oct 26 2007, 06:08 Post #617
QUOTE(Gnappster)
twas in days of yore.


Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all, chooseth bondi, and he shall rock thy world
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▫ Oct 28 2007, 03:51 Post #618
QUOTE(bondiguy)
is "thay" a ye olden day word for that? :P


Fucking fingers
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▫ Oct 28 2007, 04:03 Post #619
QUOTE(evade20)
Fucking fingers
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▫ Oct 28 2007, 04:26 Post #620
QUOTE(bondiguy)
you need a special typing wand!

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