Here's a gift for the man who has everything...almost.
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer
chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob
will cost between $499 and $599 This is considered to be a major
breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at
their breasts and not listening to them.
well took the family and attended the the new LIVE FREE DIE HARD movie this past weekend , Im not into going to the theater and seeing movies these days but it was well worth the $25 my wife had to pay to get us in and the $20 worth of popcorn and pop and candy ,,, no to mention the 40 fast food meal afterwards ,, the point being what a fucking waste of money ... But it was a good movie and I saw the previews for the new SImpsons movie thats were i got the SPIDER PIG, SPIDER PIG that I said in Bondis thread I thought maybe somebody had at least seen a preview with the outstanding simpson crowd we have here , it really looks like it could be a good movie ...
well took the family and attended the the new LIVE FREE DIE HARD movie this past weekend , Im not into going to the theater and seeing movies these days but it was well worth the $25 my wife had to pay to get us in and the $20 worth of popcorn and pop and candy ,,, no to mention the 40 fast food meal afterwards ,, the point being what a fucking waste of money ... But it was a good movie and I saw the previews for the new SImpsons movie thats were i got the SPIDER PIG, SPIDER PIG that I said in Bondis thread I thought maybe somebody had at least seen a preview with the outstanding simpson crowd we have here , it really looks like it could be a good movie ...
Well its somber day around the farm , the equipment dealership that i work with for 90% of my equipment burnt down last night , this is a family owned business that has been in business for about 70 yrs , this is there 2nd fire on friday April 13 1990 the buidling completely burnt down and slowly they have rebuilt and last night it burnt down caused by according to the fire marshal it started in the parts computer monitor . this is a hard one for them as in 1990 about 2 yrs later there oldest son was killed in a auto accident and he had been the mamager of the business since the first fire , so last night at about 3 am all the emotions came back to them .. MY prayers go out to them today and always .
Well its somber day around the farm , the equipment dealership that i work with for 90% of my equipment burnt down last night , this is a family owned business that has been in business for about 70 yrs , this is there 2nd fire on friday April 13 1990 the buidling completely burnt down and slowly they have rebuilt and last night it burnt down caused by according to the fire marshal it started in the parts computer monitor . this is a hard one for them as in 1990 about 2 yrs later there oldest son was killed in a auto accident and he had been the mamager of the business since the first fire , so last night at about 3 am all the emotions came back to them .. MY prayers go out to them today and always .
well that's some shitty luck. If I were them, I would pack it in and move to Mexico. But I guess that's why I'm not a farm equip. dealership owner. Hopefully they were fully insured.
well took the family and attended the the new LIVE FREE DIE HARD movie this past weekend , Im not into going to the theater and seeing movies these days but it was well worth the $25 my wife had to pay to get us in and the $20 worth of popcorn and pop and candy ,,, no to mention the 40 fast food meal afterwards ,, the point being what a fucking waste of money ... But it was a good movie and I saw the previews for the new SImpsons movie thats were i got the SPIDER PIG, SPIDER PIG that I said in Bondis thread I thought maybe somebody had at least seen a preview with the outstanding simpson crowd we have here , it really looks like it could be a good movie ...
I never go to the movies anymore. Thanks to the wonders of the internet and illegal bootlegging I usually get to see movies on DVD before or at the same time as they are running on big screens in Aus. I don't go because of the very reasons you stated, it costs a fucking fortune!
I am however going to see the Simpsons movie at the cinema because I was given 2 free gold class tickets so i booked today for the opening weekend!
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I haven't been to a movie theater in 2 years
Me either. I think Kill Bill vol.2 was the last movie I saw at the cinema
I never go to the movies anymore. Thanks to the wonders of the internet and illegal bootlegging I usually get to see movies on DVD before or at the same time as they are running on big screens in Aus. I don't go because of the very reasons you stated, it costs a fucking fortune!
I am however going to see the Simpsons movie at the cinema because I was given 2 free gold class tickets so i booked today for the opening weekend!
Me either. I think Kill Bill vol.2 was the last movie I saw at the cinema
gold class tickets you say? I've gotta score something like that. I MUST see that movie in the theater. It's gonna win more Oscars than the Itchy and Scratchy movie.
gold class tickets you say? I've gotta score something like that. I MUST see that movie in the theater. It's gonna win more Oscars than the Itchy and Scratchy movie.
Yeah its basically you get sweet recliner seats, free popcorn and "soda" and you're allowed to purchase alcoholic beverages and consume them in the theatre!
I still haven't seen I&S, my dad doesn't want me becoming some sleezy male stripper!
QUOTE(misschickie)
You must be part of Springfield's cultural elite!
Up there with kent Brockman and the bumble bee man
Yeah its basically you get sweet recliner seats, free popcorn and "soda" and you're allowed to purchase alcoholic beverages and consume them in the theatre!
I still haven't seen I&S, my dad doesn't want me becoming some sleezy male stripper!
wow that sounds sweet!
Maybe you could be a stripper AND chief juestice of the supreme court like the late earl warren
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Up there with kent Brockman and the bumble bee man
I'll probably be stuck in the back with comic book guy and a slack jawed yokel.
Whenever I think of the Comic Book guy I think of this, "Could it BE anymore orange?"
I fucking LOVE comic book guy!
Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
haha, even when reading that, it must be done with comic book guy's voice.
Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Hey man, I know last night's episode wasn't great but they have given you hours of free entertainment without asking for anything in return!
QUOTE(Gnappster)
haha, even when reading that, it must be done with comic book guy's voice.
it's like you've known me all my life!
p.s With the movie coming out all the box sets were on special in Oz over the weekend and as a big fan, I have never previously owned any. So what I did was buy seasons 1 through 9 and I plan to watch every last episode, watch em again with commentary and check out all the extra's and easter eggs. I'm that cool