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▫ Jun 15 2007, 22:16 Post #461
I was watching Letterman yesterday and he was playing quotes from famous presidents. :There's nothing to fear... What you can do for your country..." etc etc

He then plays Bush stammering ans stumbling to spit out a sentence. They guy is an illiterate redneck :P

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I think he was talking about using a machine instead of his hands.  Maybe something like this?

3d and his babysitter


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▫ Jun 16 2007, 13:55 Post #462
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I was watching Letterman yesterday and he was playing quotes from famous presidents. :There's nothing to fear... What you can do for your country..." etc etc

He then plays Bush stammering ans stumbling to spit out a sentence. They guy is an illiterate redneck :P
:lol:


well the news yesterday was Hillary will get the nod from the democrats and the republicans will win the presidency again .. what a fucking scary thought , and Im a registered republican , But I more then realize we need a change ...
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▫ Jun 18 2007, 05:26 Post #463
QUOTE(ddd35)
well the news yesterday was Hillary  will get the nod from the democrats  and the republicans will win the presidency again .. what a fucking scary thought , and Im a registered republican , But I more then realize we need a change  ...


Who's the republican nominee, that black guy? Either way, history might be made!

On other news that may interest you. IN Sydney and surrounding areas we are well into week 2 of some heavy rain and Sydney's largest Dam has gone from just over 30% full to 50% full! Country areas of New South Wales also experienced significant rainfall... maybe the drought has broken?
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▫ Jun 18 2007, 07:00 Post #464
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Who's the republican nominee, that black guy? Either way, history might be made!

On other news that may interest you. IN Sydney and surrounding areas we are well into week 2 of some heavy rain and Sydney's largest Dam has gone from just over 30% full to 50% full! Country areas of New South Wales also experienced significant rainfall... maybe the drought has broken?


AHH NO.. bondi.. the black guy is a democrat lmao.
The republicans... are poo. :)

The Letterman skit with the greatest presidential speeches is hilarious... they had one the other week and bush was like, "If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you ... know -- I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I'm about to say" God he is a dumbass... I can't believe we elected him twice. I hate Americans :(
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▫ Jun 18 2007, 10:23 Post #465
QUOTE(baby21)
AHH NO.. bondi.. the black guy is a democrat lmao.
The republicans... are poo. :)

The Letterman skit with the greatest presidential speeches is hilarious... they had one the other week and bush was like, "If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you ... know -- I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I'm about to say" God he is a dumbass... I can't believe we elected him twice. I hate Americans :(


Oops... I must admit im not really across the whole democrat/republican thing. We don't use those terms for our two parties here.

Who is the replublican candidate?

I like Letterman. Sometimes his jokes are overtly american and I dont get them but all in all I like it. When old bondi didn't work for 6 months after school I watched Letterman most nights, usually baked :pimpers:
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▫ Jun 18 2007, 13:09 Post #466
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oops... I must admit im not really across the whole democrat/republican thing. We don't use those terms for our two parties here.

Who is the replublican candidate?

I like Letterman. Sometimes his jokes are overtly american and I dont get them but all in all I like it. When old bondi didn't work for 6 months after school I watched Letterman most nights, usually baked :pimpers:

the republican is the former mayor of New York RUdy guilino .. I dont know much about him other then he was a no body till the 9=11 attacks ..
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▫ Jun 18 2007, 13:11 Post #467
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Who's the republican nominee, that black guy? Either way, history might be made!

On other news that may interest you. IN Sydney and surrounding areas we are well into week 2 of some heavy rain and Sydney's largest Dam has gone from just over 30% full to 50% full! Country areas of New South Wales also experienced significant rainfall... maybe the drought has broken?


Bondi glad you are getting the rains , the weather watchers here really watch your rain to help project our summer weather, we are really dry at the moment and needing rain , so maybe thats a really good sign for us ... :cheers:
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▫ Jun 18 2007, 13:34 Post #468
I have to take this time to pay omige to fello farmer who was killed friday night when he was driving his tractor home from the local elevator and he was hit from behind by a 3rd time drunken driver and killed .. The sad part of this for me is the guy that was killed is a driving instructor by day farmer on the weekends .. The gentlemen that hit him was imediatly taken to jail arraigned saturday morning and taken out of the local jail and returned to the department of corrections as he was on parol from his last DUI .. Its sad thing ... My condolences to his family , I dought any of them come here but just in case ...

Okay on a happier note my son attended basketball camp at the university of Illinois this weekend , his team was rated 2nd out of 50 teams , that made him feel good .. they played well and had a great experience ..

I took my wife and daughter along with some close friends of ours and attended a concert of Rodney adkins, little big town , martina mcbride saturday night , I know some of you dont like country , but this show was reallly awesome , our friends daughter won backstage passes to see Rodney adkins and I think the poor girl had her first orgasm when he hugged her . LOL I know my wife was excited to see him close up and It paid dividends for me , anyway I just have to comment on the american people , this conert was outside in a open arena , in lawn chairs , and it just pisses me off that people feel the need to stand up in front of others when you could see just fine sitting down , we had a father and son to our left that would'nt sit down , a elderly couple behind us asked them politely to sit down , the young boy probably 14 or 15 says to the lady shut the fuck up bitch . I was apalled but I didnt say anything , then a pregnant lady right behind them asked them to sit down , the boy says ( if ya dont fucking like it stand the fuck up ) by this time the beer was kicking in and I was prepared for the task , , anyway the last straw was when our friends wife didnt ask she told them to sit down and the kid and father turned and flipped her off , before the dad new I was even there I had him to the ground my hand to his throat talking very quietly informing him of how it was going to be , well you see security couldnt get to us cause we were clear in the middle , I asked the father if he understood and I told him Id let him up if him and his son would show some respect otherwise we were going to stay right there for the rest of the show , well he agreed , I let him up and he turned and apologised to the people behind him , the son however told me to fuck off , the pregnant womens hubby grabbed him sat him back in his chair and told him if he moved he was going the same way his dad had .. When the show was over , we hung around for a bit and the father and son didnt get out of there chairs till we left , what made it all worth while was the older lady walked up to me gave me a $20 and siad have some drinks on me ... It is just amazing to me how some people can be so disrespectful of others just cause they think they can ... OH well we went onto to enjoy the evening anyway ..

HAve a great week folks .. :cheers:
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▫ Jun 18 2007, 19:50 Post #469
QUOTE(ddd35)
I have to take this  time to pay omige to   fello farmer  who was killed friday night when he was driving his tractor home from the local elevator  and he was  hit from behind  by a 3rd time  drunken driver  and killed ..

Sorry to hear about your friend. Drunk drivers (and drivers in genereal who really don't pay attention) really piss me off, especially because I ride a motorcycle. Another person's idiocy could easily mean my life.

QUOTE(ddd35)
our friends daughter won backstage passes  to see Rodney adkins and I think the poor girl  had her first  orgasm  when he hugged her

I can guarantee you it was at least her 4th... :blink:

QUOTE(ddd35)
... before the dad new I was even there  I had him to the ground my hand to his throat talking very quietly  informing him of how it was going to be.....
HAve a great week folks  ..  :cheers:


I don't know if that really happened, but if it did, that's pretty bad ass.

QUOTE(ddd35)
HAve a great week folks  ..  :cheers:


same to you! :)
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▫ Jun 19 2007, 08:28 Post #470
QUOTE(ddd35)
the republican is  the former mayor of  New York   RUdy guilino  .. I dont know much about him other then he was a no body till the  9=11 attacks  ..


Yeah I know of him, only because of 9/11 though. So Hilary will win one would think?

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Sorry to hear about your friend.  Drunk drivers (and drivers in genereal who really don't pay attention) really piss me off, especially because I ride a motorcycle. 


You ride? Your cool points just went up 2 points... you now sit on 2 points :P
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▫ Jun 19 2007, 12:50 Post #471
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Sorry to hear about your friend.  Drunk drivers (and drivers in genereal who really don't pay attention) really piss me off, especially because I ride a motorcycle.  Another person's idiocy could easily mean my life.
I can guarantee you it was at least her 4th... :blink:
I don't know if that really happened, but if it did, that's pretty bad ass.
same to you! :)


yes I ride a harley when I have time , and dumb drivers scare me ,, I guess that would be me cause i dont drive 55 :P

yeah it happened , it was the beer taking control , or the fact my wife told me to do it !!!
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▫ Jun 19 2007, 14:57 Post #472
QUOTE(bondiguy)
You ride? Your cool points just went up 2 points... you now sit on 2 points :P

yeah, i ride. Buying a motorcycle is one of the best forms of stress relief I've ever afforded myself.

it's also a great way to spend time with the little lady. You see, on the motorcycle, you can spend the entire day together and never have to actually talk. It's one of the higher forms of quality time cuz I don't ruin it by saying something stupid.
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▫ Jun 20 2007, 04:23 Post #473
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
yeah, i ride.  Buying a motorcycle is one of the best forms of stress relief I've ever afforded myself. 

it's also a great way to spend time with the little lady.  You see, on the motorcycle, you can spend the entire day together and never have to actually talk.  It's one of the higher forms of quality time cuz I don't ruin it by saying something stupid.


Hmmmmm interesting. You pose many good points!
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▫ Jun 20 2007, 15:12 Post #474
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Hmmmmm interesting. You pose many good points!

If there's one thing I know how to do, it's justify expensive toys. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jun 20 2007, 15:32 Post #475
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
yeah, i ride.  Buying a motorcycle is one of the best forms of stress relief I've ever afforded myself. 

it's also a great way to spend time with the little lady.  You see, on the motorcycle, you can spend the entire day together and never have to actually talk.  It's one of the higher forms of quality time cuz I don't ruin it by saying something stupid.


I think I am buying a bike!
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▫ Jun 20 2007, 15:48 Post #476
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I think I am buying a bike!

You know, my same friend who has the pop-up rotting in his back yard just got a bike for like $200. Needs a starter, that's about it.
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▫ Jun 20 2007, 16:51 Post #477
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
You know, my same friend who has the pop-up rotting in his back yard just got a bike for like $200.  Needs a starter, that's about it.


yeah, I wanna buy a piece o shit bike like that just to boot around town on.
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▫ Jun 20 2007, 18:50 Post #478
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yeah, I wanna buy a piece o shit bike like that just to boot around town on.

It's actually a pain in the butt to get the harley out to drive back and forth to work. Also, they're doing construction on my street right, now it gets really dusty when I take it out. So I'm going to be getting one of these to tool around back and forth to work and just to look like a homo in general. I figure nothing screams "I'm secure about my masculinity and the size of my cock" like riding around town on a scooter.
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▫ Jun 21 2007, 05:19 Post #479
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
If there's one thing I know how to do, it's justify expensive toys. :2thumbsup:


You sir, are a hero!

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
It's actually a pain in the butt to get the harley out to drive back and forth to work.  Also, they're doing construction on my street right, now it gets really dusty when I take it out. So I'm going to be getting one of these to tool around back and forth to work and just to look like a homo in general.  I figure nothing screams "I'm secure about my masculinity and the size of my cock" like riding around town on a scooter.


You'll really be a hit with the ladies now! :P
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▫ Jun 21 2007, 12:37 Post #480
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
yeah, i ride.  Buying a motorcycle is one of the best forms of stress relief I've ever afforded myself. 

it's also a great way to spend time with the little lady.  You see, on the motorcycle, you can spend the entire day together and never have to actually talk.  It's one of the higher forms of quality time cuz I don't ruin it by saying something stupid.


and you left out there tits are touching ya all day and they cant bitch cause they might fall off !!! :drinkup:

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