Spanish

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 22 2006, 04:28 Post #21

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Speaking of the Danish, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy ol' danish.

Done and Done.... D'oh!

QUOTE(Gnappster)

you play with matches, you get burned.

UB should learn not to tango with the masters!

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I once used a placebo of killer bees to cure the osaka flu. :drinkup:

Even Bob missed this delightful reference.... Spotted

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:22 Post #22

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Done and Done.... D'oh!
UB should learn not to tango with the masters!

Even Bob missed this delightful reference.... Spotted

No, I didn't miss it. I chose to continue to degrade UB and his wife. I knew you'd be there to pick it up. We're like a team around you, you know?

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:34 Post #23

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

No, I didn't miss it. I chose to continue to degrade UB and his wife. I knew you'd be there to pick it up. We're like a team around you, you know?

good to keep priorities in order

and
I'm cured! I mean OUCH.

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Double D's

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 17:41 Post #24

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

No, I didn't miss it. I chose to continue to degrade UB and his wife. I knew you'd be there to pick it up. We're like a team around you, you know?

A Team? Do you snap his ass with a wet towel in the mens locker room? I consider my self an army of one. :2gunsfiring:

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Melon Master

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 17:50 Post #25

QUOTE(closeup)

A Team? Do you snap his ass with a wet towel in the mens locker room? I consider my self an army of one. :2gunsfiring:

Don't let closeup4 hear you talking like that :nahnah:

And I love the A-team! It's even my current ringtone.

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B Cup

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 17:55 Post #26

QUOTE(UncleBuck)

Hey Bob tell us does this stuff really work?

:huh:

Spanish fly is made from some ground insect -- I guess a fly or beetle. The way it works is that it supposedly creates a mild burning sensation in the area of the genitals. I could have sworn it was in the urethra area. And the person who takes it is then supposed to be confusing discomfort with being turned on ( :crazydude:

). Having never actually known someone who consumed it, I don't know if it really works.

That being said, spanish fly is actually poisonous in higher doses, and I think the reason you don't see it around any more (even in sex shops) is that you could accidentally kill someone with it. :ph34r:

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Melon Master

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 18:00 Post #27

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

Spanish fly is made from some ground insect -- I guess a fly or beetle. The way it works is that it supposedly creates a mild burning sensation in the area of the genitals. I could have sworn it was in the urethra area. And the person who takes it is then supposed to be confusing discomfort with being turned on ( :crazydude:

). Having never actually known someone who consumed it, I don't know if it really works.

That being said, spanish fly is actually poisonous in higher doses, and I think the reason you don't see it around any more (even in sex shops) is that you could accidentally kill someone with it. :ph34r:

I thought someone slipped me some of that once. Luckily it just turned out to be gonorrhea.

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Double D's

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 18:01 Post #28

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

Spanish fly is made from some ground insect -- I guess a fly or beetle. The way it works is that it supposedly creates a mild burning sensation in the area of the genitals. I could have sworn it was in the urethra area. And the person who takes it is then supposed to be confusing discomfort with being turned on ( :crazydude:

). Having never actually known someone who consumed it, I don't know if it really works.

That being said, spanish fly is actually poisonous in higher doses, and I think the reason you don't see it around any more (even in sex shops) is that you could accidentally kill someone with it. :ph34r:

Poisonous in high doses? Feels like your dick is on fire? Can you imagine the ad agency that gets this account. Almost as tough a sell as potato chips (Lays w/Olesta) that cause anal leakage.

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Melon Master

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 18:05 Post #29

QUOTE(closeup)

Poisonous in high doses? Feels like your dick is on fire? Can you imagine the ad agency that gets this account. Almost as tough a sell as potato chips (Lays w/Olesta) that cause anal leakage.

haha, you won't be a fatass anymore, but you may shit your pants.

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Double D's

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 18:10 Post #30

QUOTE(Gnappster)

haha, you won't be a fatass anymore, but you may shit your pants.

Well, I guess for Bob it's a no-brainer. Eat chips, lose weight, and STILL gets to shit his pants. Where's the downside with that?

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 19:40 Post #31

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Don't let closeup4 hear you talking like that :nahnah:

And I love the A-team! It's even my current ringtone.

I love the A-Team. that's when prime-time TV shows started giving the token minority a personality.

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Melon Master

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 20:18 Post #32

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I love the A-Team. that's when prime-time TV shows started giving the token minority a personality.

not to mention a lot of action pitying fools.

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 20:34 Post #33

QUOTE(Gnappster)

not to mention a lot of action pitying fools.

that was so lame it was actually hilarious!

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Melon Master

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▫ Sep 22 2006, 22:47 Post #34

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

No, I didn't miss it. I chose to continue to degrade UB and his wife. I knew you'd be there to pick it up. We're like a team around you, you know?

Oh I see

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I'm cured! I mean OUCH.

QUOTE(Gnappster)

haha, you won't be a fatass anymore, but you may shit your pants.

YOU should work in advertising

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Melon Master

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▫ Sep 23 2006, 09:19 Post #35

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Don't let closeup4 hear you talking like that :nahnah:

And I love the A-team! It's even my current ringtone.

"I love it when a plan comes together!"

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Speaking of the Danish, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy ol' danish.

Are you running down the Danish again?

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▫ Sep 23 2006, 13:44 Post #36

QUOTE(evade20)

"I love it when a plan comes together!"
Are you running down the Danish again?

i will find that 4-toed man if it's the last thing I do.

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Melon Master

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▫ Sep 23 2006, 17:35 Post #37

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

i will find that 4-toed man if it's the last thing I do.

You mean the one with the strawberry "Toe-Jam?" :huh:

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A Cup

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▫ Sep 24 2006, 14:58 Post #38

Are you running down the Danish again?

Hey we're looking past the subject here!! A jelly donut was MURDERED in that picture!! Someone has some splaining to do....

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▫ Sep 25 2006, 16:12 Post #39

QUOTE(evade20)

You mean the one with the strawberry "Toe-Jam?" :huh: