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Double D's
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▫ Oct 1 2006, 13:43 Post #601
QUOTE(wild n crazy)
i thought i was going to come in this thread and find some naughty sex stories to make me all wet and horny but i guess i was wrong! :blahblah:


Early on in the thread :2thumbsup:
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E Cup+
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▫ Dec 12 2006, 12:39 Post #602
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Early on in the thread  :2thumbsup:

and you did a good job with them Cman :2thumbsup:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 22:39 Post #603
I want to have sex with a rmm member and maybe suck on his "member" for a long long time!
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C Cup
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 22:41 Post #604
QUOTE(hott1976)
I want to have sex with a rmm member and maybe suck on his "member" for a long long time!

I know I'm most likely not the lucky "member" you are thinking of...but if they fall through, I volunteer to be your consolation prize

:roflmao:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 22:55 Post #605
you know stevieboy the humorous thing to say would have been "i know boys you are jealous...if i get bored with Hott i'll let you ride the train".

But consolation prizes will work i guess.
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 22:55 Post #606
you know stevieboy the humorous thing to say would have been "i know boys you are jealous...if i get bored with Hott i'll let you ride the train".

But consolation prizes will work i guess.
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C Cup
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 23:08 Post #607
QUOTE(hott1976)
I want to have sex with a rmm member and maybe suck on his "member" for a long long time!


Let's see, I can be there in about 3 hours. :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 23:11 Post #608
you can...i am lonely and bored.
How do you know..did you google it?
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 23:15 Post #609
QUOTE(hott1976)
you can...i am lonely and bored. 
How do you know..did you google it?


I know that's about right to BWI. How far to where you are?
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 23:18 Post #610
from BWI? About 2 hours...
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 03:45 Post #611
QUOTE(hott1976)
I want to have sex with a rmm member and maybe suck on his "member" for a long long time!


Well I know you guys are jealous but Hott is wearing me out and I'm sure she'll get bored soon! :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 16:03 Post #612
QUOTE(hott1976)
I want to have sex with a rmm member and maybe suck on his "member" for a long long time!


i know boys you are jealous...if i get bored with Hott i'll let you ride the train
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Dec 14 2006, 18:38 Post #613
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Well I know you guys are jealous but Hott is wearing me out and I'm sure she'll get bored soon! :P

Nah just tired of standing in line !!!! serving #9 :2thumbsup:
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 19:05 Post #614
QUOTE(stevieboy)
I know I'm most likely not the lucky "member" you are thinking of...but if they fall through, I volunteer to be your consolation prize

:roflmao:

QUOTE(lonely1275)
Let's see, I can be there in about 3 hours.  :2thumbsup:   :2thumbsup:

QUOTE(bondiguy)
Well I know you guys are jealous but Hott is wearing me out and I'm sure she'll get bored soon! :P

QUOTE(Gnappster)
i know boys you are jealous...if i get bored with Hott i'll let you ride the train

QUOTE(ddd35)
Nah just tired of standing in line !!!!  serving   #9    :2thumbsup:

Would you guys shut up! Hott and I are having sex and she is about to suck my "member." All you blathering on is really annoying. You can talk to hott after we're finished which will be after about 20-30 more faked orgasms.
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 19:18 Post #615
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Would you guys shut up!  Hott and I are having sex and she is about to suck my "member."  All you blathering on is really annoying.  You can talk to hott after we're finished which will be after about 20-30 more faked orgasms.

well hurry up damit im #21 and you were like 18 now just hurry the hell up and fake the damn thing and get out of the way !!!!
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A Cup
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 19:48 Post #616
I know boys you are jealous...if I get bored with Hott I'll- YEAH! like that would ever happen!

:fucker:
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 15 2006, 03:34 Post #617
QUOTE(Gnappster)
i know boys you are jealous...if i get bored with Hott i'll let you ride the train


If you get bored with Hott... you'll let who ride who's train??? :gay:
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 15 2006, 06:51 Post #618
QUOTE(bondiguy)
If you get bored with Hott... you'll let who ride who's train??? :gay:


I knew that cut and paste thing would get me into toruble.
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 15 2006, 12:20 Post #619
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I knew that cut and paste thing would get me into toruble.


Yeah............

Sure........

Cut and paste huh? :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 15 2006, 18:53 Post #620
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Yeah............

Sure........

Cut and paste huh? :P


he got CUT and ate the paste ... :2thumbsup:

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