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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 16:35 Post #581
QUOTE(evade20)
Or anyone of Lynette's posts.... :unsure:   :lol:

or ddd35's....oh wait, are we talking about real stories or made up ones? :roflmao:

QUOTE(closeup)
Yeah, once upon a time, Pam Anderson was giving me a blowjob. Right in the middle of it, as I was watching the Powerball drawing,I heard my numbers called. I went from being a poor fucking moron to a rich fucking moron in the time it took to empty my balls down her throat. I lived happily ever after. The End.


still more believable than lynette's ;)
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 04:17 Post #582
QUOTE(Gnappster)
or ddd35's....oh wait, are we talking about real stories or made up ones?  :roflmao:
still more believable than lynette's ;)


:lol:

Who has been oddly quiet?
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 05:45 Post #583
QUOTE(bondiguy)
:lol:

Who has been oddly quiet?


Maybe because she is celebrating her 27th or 29th birthday. :lol: :lol:
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 05:49 Post #584
QUOTE(evade20)
Maybe because she is celebrating her 27th or 29th birthday.  :lol:   :lol:


BAM!!! :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 12:41 Post #585
QUOTE(bondiguy)
:lol:

Who has been oddly quiet?

She's regrouping. When "she" comes back, she'll be better at the bullshit because of all the mistakes we pointed out last time. I've got my bullshit detector set on "HIGH".
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 14:49 Post #586
QUOTE(Gnappster)
or ddd35's....oh wait, are we talking about real stories or made up ones?  :roflmao:

Yeah, I'm starting to think that baby-sitter is a figment of his imagination... until he posts some pics of her, of course.
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:18 Post #587
QUOTE(evade20)
Maybe because she is celebrating her 27th or 29th birthday.  :lol:   :lol:

hahaha, priceless
maybe add the 2 together.

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Yeah, I'm starting to think that baby-sitter is a figment of his imagination... until he posts some pics of her, of course.


he's probably still fine tuning google image search ;)
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:28 Post #588
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hahaha, priceless
maybe add the 2 together.
he's probably still fine tuning google image search ;)

I found this in no time. He just could have used something like it.
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:45 Post #589
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I found this in no time.  He just could have used something like it.


check out the funbags on that hosehound! :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 22:06 Post #590
QUOTE(closeup)
She's regrouping. When "she" comes back, she'll be better at the bullshit because of all the mistakes we pointed out last time. I've got my bullshit detector set on "HIGH".


:lol: Mine is at extreme!

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I found this in no time.  He just could have used something like it.


Lucky kid :P
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▫ Sep 24 2006, 12:29 Post #591
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Yeah, I'm starting to think that baby-sitter is a figment of his imagination... until he posts some pics of her, of course.

I wish it was just a figment , my life would have been easier ..

I think Lynette left she said good bye in a couple of the threads . :drinkup:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 25 2006, 01:25 Post #592
Merging this into its regular thread
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 25 2006, 01:30 Post #593
bump :)
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 19:38 Post #594
i thought i was going to come in this thread and find some naughty sex stories to make me all wet and horny but i guess i was wrong! :blahblah:
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 19:41 Post #595
QUOTE(wild n crazy)
i thought i was going to come in this thread and find some naughty sex stories to make me all wet and horny but i guess i was wrong! :blahblah:


well I think there's some hotter stuff earlier on in the thread. :unsure:

you could always post some of your own :bonerfied:
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 19:42 Post #596
QUOTE(Gnappster)
well I think there's some hotter stuff earlier on in the thread.  :unsure:

you could always post some of your own  :bonerfied:


i could but they wouldnt serve the purpose i was looking for... lol..

i could tell yall about the time i had a 4some with 3 other girls but i dont know..
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 20:07 Post #597
QUOTE(wild n crazy)
i could but they wouldnt serve the purpose i was looking for... lol..
i could tell yall about the time i had a 4some with 3 other girls but i dont know..

Hmm. I say you go for it. If it's a good story, I'll post one of these smileys. :bonerfied:
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 20:13 Post #598
QUOTE(wild n crazy)
i could but they wouldnt serve the purpose i was looking for... lol..
i could tell yall about the time i had a 4some with 3 other girls but i dont know..


true, but it might serve the purpose I was looking for!

rereading your post i'm SURE it would serve the purpose I'm looking for.
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 21:24 Post #599
QUOTE(wild n crazy)
i could tell yall about the time i had a 4some with 3 other girls but i dont know..

I'd like to hear that story! Would like to see the pix even more

:2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 23:01 Post #600
QUOTE(closeup)
She's regrouping. When "she" comes back, she'll be better at the bullshit because of all the mistakes we pointed out last time. I've got my bullshit detector set on "HIGH".


Lynette definitely ranks a nine on my weird-shit-o-meter! :blink: :crazydude: B)
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