****Carl Saga-like voice**** "If you will notice, when one takes a traditional fighting stance, if one raises on the balls of ones feet and pivots, it becomes apparent that the "Fight stance" is easily converted to a "flight stance"
****Pay running like mad for his life from the giant stone mason monster that is Comedy*****
Had to try and make it look like I'm a tough guy........ya know Comedy......
Animal Planet listing: The RMM Pride - A Study of Banter ***British accented voice: "Staying silent and still, we lay back in the bush and observe two of the more dominant males of the RMM pride circling each other.......measuring each others strenghts and weaknesses........Remarkable really when you think about how much these two are competing for........and yet, when the battle is over it is not as if the loser is pushed out of the pride.......No no quite the contrary......events tend to continue forward as if nothing happened at all........" ****
Animal Planet listing: The RMM Pride - A Study of Banter ***British accented voice: "Staying silent and still, we lay back in the bush and observe two of the more dominant males of the RMM pride circling each other.......measuring each others strenghts and weaknesses........Remarkable really when you think about how much these two are competing for........and yet, when the battle is over it is not as if the loser is pushed out of the pride.......No no quite the contrary......events tend to continue forward as if nothing happened at all........" ****
Austrailian Croc hunter take...
OI!!! Heeayh at Arrah EMM EMM theyahs a lot of Stroyange creetchahs abaat.
Toyke theh Woilley CAMEDYMAAN... E saats in Woyite for ann Unsuspecting paare ov Bewbies... Than e Pouwnses .. CROIKEY!!!!
Austrailian Croc hunter take...
OI!!! Heeayh at Arrah EMM EMM theyahs a lot of Stroyange creetchahs abaat.
Toyke theh Woilley CAMEDYMAAN... E saats in Woyite for ann Unsuspecting paare ov Bewbies... Than e Pouwnses .. CROIKEY!!!!
Where's Marlon Perkins when you need him? Isnt he dead? And what was his assistants name again? The guy who kept getting bitten, strangled, etc by the animals???
Where's Marlon Perkins when you need him? Isnt he dead? And what was his assistants name again? The guy who kept getting bitten, strangled, etc by the animals???
Jack hannah wsnt it .. hes always on Leno and LEtterman
"Ill Die Happy Soon after"
COMEDY.... could you come here??? I heard as I enterend HOTJ's house... " Hon "I have that order of Taiwanese bamboo ointment you wanted.. took me 3 months to get it.. but your worth it!!!" ... " We're in here COMEDY." " WE'RE???" I thought to myself but managed to say it out loud anyway.
" I'll... be right there" I walked to the bedroom and opened the door to two giggling voices. What I saw made me drop the ointment and my jaw. HOT and BTS were kneeling on the bed topless and in their thongs.... thier mouths were a little red. I noticed their nipples were hard as well.. Must have been some playtime before I got there. they looked at me and giggled again as HOT regrabbed one of BTS's tits and sucked her nipple into her mouth. She made an "mmmm" sound and the nipple suck popped outof her mouth . BTS was eyes closed and head back reeling from HOTJ's assault on her delicious tits. BTS raised her arms and covered her head and looked at me with a come hither stare as HOT licked and sucked her big tits...
I looked behind me and back to them. BTS then stopped HOT and held HOT's arms down to her side. HOTJ arched her back and made her tits hit BTS in the face, which she quickly eveloped a nipple in her mouth. HOT let out a moan and threw her head back... BTS sucked and nibbled the nipple very hard which made HOT shudder. she quit sucking and both looked at me....
(sorry I started jerking off at this point Ill finish it if yall want )
... I stopped cold at the wonders I had just witnessed.. These two amazing women touching and kissing each other. BTS motioned for me to come closer. I do not even think my legs were moving and yet I was getting closer to them both. " What do you want us to do now, COMEDY?" she asked as she grabbed her huge tits in her hands and gave them a squeeze. My shock quickly gave way to a quicksliver lust and my eyes drew down in a almost diabolic delight.
" Take off HOT's panties BTS" . " Mmmm" she breathed " thats just what I wanted to do " BTS slowly egded closer to HOTJ's kneeling body and leaned her back by forcing her mammoth tits across HOTJ's. BTS kissed HOTJ's pouting lips as she leaned ever more into her. HOTJ adjusted her legs as she got to her back. NOw BTS was on top of HOTJ. HOT raised her arms to embrace BTS but BTS stopped and grabbed them in her hands. She took HOTS arms and layed them on the bed pinnning them there. BTS then KIssed HOTJ again on the lips . This was no light peck. BTS went deep open mouthed and HOTJ responded with equal force, their cheeks being poked by the other's tongues.
BTS kissed down HOT's chin and then to her neck. HOT was heaving and writhing in apparent extacy. BTS got to HOTJs tits and sucked on them some more. Still holding HOTS arms down. She nibbled and sucked HOT nipples hard pulling them up with her lips and letting them go to jiggle back into place. BTS let go of HOTs arms and ran her hands down her body following her head which was kissing down HOTS belly. BTS got to HOTS panties. HOT had spread her legs a little but BTS took HOTS thighs in her hands and spread her legs to their fullest stretch. BTS looked at me and smiled.. and let her tongue out of mouth and turned it towards HOTJs pussy. HOT raised her hips up trying to meet BTS tongue but BTS buried her face onto the top of HOTS panties and moved her head around. HOT Moaned and spread her legs even wider for BTS's tongue. Hot moved one of her hands to BTS head and grabbed the edge of her panties. She pulled it to one side and reveald her beautiful pink pussy to BTS.
BTS tongue wasted no time flitting all around the newly exposed pussy ... BTS took her fingers and spread HOTs pussy lips open and took her tongue and gave HOTS pussy a nice deep kiss.... It was more than HOT could stand she arched her back upward. Her hand motioned for me and I came to her. " Suck my tits, COMEDY" she almost begged . AS I knelt down to grab one of HOTS amazing tits BTS quickly removed HOTS panties.... then her own. She then returned to HOTS wet pussy flicking her clit with her tongue. I leaned my head to HOT's tits and grabbed the furthest one away in my hand while enveloping the other nipple in my mouth. ......
... I stopped cold at the wonders I had just witnessed.. These two amazing women touching and kissing each other. BTS motioned for me to come closer. I do not even think my legs were moving and yet I was getting closer to them both. " What do you want us to do now, COMEDY?" she asked as she grabbed her huge tits in her hands and gave them a squeeze. My shock quickly gave way to a quicksliver lust and my eyes drew down in a almost diabolic delight.
" Take off HOT's panties BTS" . " Mmmm" she breathed " thats just what I wanted to do " BTS slowly egded closer to HOTJ's kneeling body and leaned her back by forcing her mammoth tits across HOTJ's. BTS kissed HOTJ's pouting lips as she leaned ever more into her. HOTJ adjusted her legs as she got to her back. NOw BTS was on top of HOTJ. HOT raised her arms to embrace BTS but BTS stopped and grabbed them in her hands. She took HOTS arms and layed them on the bed pinnning them there. BTS then KIssed HOTJ again on the lips . This was no light peck. BTS went deep open mouthed and HOTJ responded with equal force, their cheeks being poked by the other's tongues.
BTS kissed down HOT's chin and then to her neck. HOT was heaving and writhing in apparent extacy. BTS got to HOTJs tits and sucked on them some more. Still holding HOTS arms down. She nibbled and sucked HOT nipples hard pulling them up with her lips and letting them go to jiggle back into place. BTS let go of HOTs arms and ran her hands down her body following her head which was kissing down HOTS belly. BTS got to HOTS panties. HOT had spread her legs a little but BTS took HOTS thighs in her hands and spread her legs to their fullest stretch. BTS looked at me and smiled.. and let her tongue out of mouth and turned it towards HOTJs pussy. HOT raised her hips up trying to meet BTS tongue but BTS buried her face onto the top of HOTS panties and moved her head around. HOT Moaned and spread her legs even wider for BTS's tongue. Hot moved one of her hands to BTS head and grabbed the edge of her panties. She pulled it to one side and reveald her beautiful pink pussy to BTS.
BTS tongue wasted no time flitting all around the newly exposed pussy ... BTS took her fingers and spread HOTs pussy lips open and took her tongue and gave HOTS pussy a nice deep kiss.... It was more than HOT could stand she arched her back upward. Her hand motioned for me and I came to her. " Suck my tits, COMEDY" she almost begged . AS I knelt down to grab one of HOTS amazing tits BTS quickly removed HOTS panties.... then her own. She then returned to HOTS wet pussy flicking her clit with her tongue. I leaned my head to HOT's tits and grabbed the furthest one away in my hand while enveloping the other nipple in my mouth. ......
Fuck me..... THIS WILL BE a multi parter !!!!
Jeez comedy I think you should write sex novels!!!
The two girls that I would choose would be Juicy & Jade and the place would have to be the shower. Juicy has one hell of a body and everytime I see those breasts I just wish I could squeeze and play with them. Jade has hot body and perfectly shaped boobs. Also I think it would be hell of a lot of fun with them in that shower after seeing both of their recent shower pics!!!
witha boner now LOL
