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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 11 2006, 04:12 Post #201
QUOTE(jrock8)
well considering the 2 girls i picked on this are no longer around... i'm going to go w/whichever women think they could show me the best time, for the longest time, and want to/are willing to do anything and everything... i'm gonna go w/hott and sussed though b/c i know those 2 girls meet all my criteria, plus they're both damn sexy, hot, erotic, fill in your best adjective here...


here here boy.... I couldnt fucking remember for the life of me who I chose when this thread started.

I'd pick Sussed and Kiana for damn sure :thumbup:
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A Cup
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▫ Jan 18 2006, 05:24 Post #202
well, I am pretty new to posting on this board, but I have been looking at it for a while. So I think i know the ladies pretty well only wish they knew me better.

I would pick AllMeBaby and BTS34E just because I think the two of you have the most amazing body's. Ide let yall have your way with eachother and join in after I couldn't stand it any longer.
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D Cup
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▫ Jan 18 2006, 19:59 Post #203
This thread is fun!

I would pic BTS for sure and just her with me in the shower... :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jan 18 2006, 20:23 Post #204
Could we get some pics of that :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 20 2006, 00:47 Post #205
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Could we get some pics of that :2thumbsup:

Bump...just so I can remember where this thread is... Sort of like tying a string around your finger...or your member :P
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 20 2006, 05:57 Post #206
QUOTE(evade20)
Bump...just so I can remember where this thread is...  Sort of like tying a string around your finger...or your member :P


why would you tie a string around your member? :unsure:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 20 2006, 11:24 Post #207
QUOTE(jrock8)
why would you tie a string around your member?  :unsure:


so he wouldn't forget it was there! :blink:
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 05:00 Post #208
Well, I'm new around here so getting to the string late, but hey, here's my picks. If I could have any 2 of the many, many gorgeous ladies...damn that's hard...but it'd have to be "bts34e" and 'sussed2". I'd start off with a contest...who tastes sweeter? bts34e or sussed2. Sweet! Ya both taste like winners to me! Now let's play who can lick the best? Who cares? By then my pants would be ready to burst!!! Anything with those two hotties would be a fantasy cum true.

:eatme:
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 05:35 Post #209
I cant pick just two.I could pick two a day for a week,that would work for me.I would not want to leave anyone out.I would pick any of the pretty ladies who has pm'd me and been nice to me.A few have done this so that is how I would repay them.I would take them to a fancy place for dinner then off to a freaky hotel I know of where they have specialized rooms. I would expect 3 way action since Its my fantasy.I am sorry I couldnt limit it to two but you girls know who you are.Also it would be something they wouldnt forget,I guess I wouldnt either. :spankin:
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 05:56 Post #210
QUOTE(jrock8)
why would you tie a string around your member?  :unsure:

Maybe I wouldn't but somebody might. :P

The Scotsman

words and music by Mike Cross

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 06:02 Post #211
Can I pick two guys to come please me?? Not eachother though :blink:
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 06:04 Post #212
QUOTE(evade20)
Maybe I wouldn't but somebody might. :P
The Scotsman
:roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:

:huh: can I get the cliff notes version?
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 06:06 Post #213
QUOTE(diane26)
Can I pick two guys to come please me?? Not eachother though :blink:

Sounds like a possible spin off thread topic, but there's no way I'm going to start that one :lol: And of course you can Diane :cheers:
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 06:07 Post #214
QUOTE(summoner)
This thread is fun!

I would pic BTS for sure and just her with me in the shower... :2thumbsup:


I'll be the photographer...
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 06:12 Post #215
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Sounds like a possible spin off thread topic, but there's no way I'm going to start that one :lol: And of course you can Diane :cheers:

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▫ Jan 30 2006, 06:14 Post #216
QUOTE(diane26)

Hmm, tape got your lips?
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 06:25 Post #217
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Hmm, tape got your lips?

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▫ Jan 30 2006, 06:28 Post #218
QUOTE(diane26)

:shuwks:
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 08:14 Post #219
QUOTE(diane26)


Darn I thought that was for me.... :wub:
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 08:27 Post #220
QUOTE(evade20)
Darn I thought that was for me.... :wub:

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