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Member No.: 7542 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jul 14 2006, 05:42 Post #41
Bo after reading your posts hear i gotta say....

Whats your dealers number? That is some good shit :pimpers:
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E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Jul 14 2006, 13:38 Post #42
Sorry this is late, CP...
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie)
Hey, bobaloo, you big stud!

That's me!
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie)
Take me to bed or loose me forever!

Show me the way home, Honey!
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B Cup
Member No.: 16254 Posts: 411 Joined: 06/2006
▫ Jul 14 2006, 18:25 Post #43
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Sorry this is late, CP...

That's me!

Show me the way home, Honey!

GLADLY :kisses: :kisses: I knew you wouldn't let me down.
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C Cup
Member No.: 11269 Posts: 622 Joined: 10/2005
▫ Jul 14 2006, 19:35 Post #44
QUOTE(closeup8)
I was just checking to see if this topic was started by Pay. Actually, I'm kinda surprised we don't see this more often. If this guy gets out of his training bra, I'll be surprised.


psh, pay already has a gf.

yours truly thank you very much.

back off, bucko! he's mine!!

:spankin:
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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jul 14 2006, 19:36 Post #45
:shuwks:

:kisses:

:letsfuck:
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C Cup
Member No.: 11269 Posts: 622 Joined: 10/2005
▫ Jul 14 2006, 19:38 Post #46
QUOTE(paybarraman)
:shuwks:   

:kisses:

:letsfuck:


hmmmm....phone sex time.
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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jul 14 2006, 19:41 Post #47
:woohoo:

:party-smiley-048:

:24:

YUMM!!!
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Jul 14 2006, 19:44 Post #48
QUOTE(boanna)
sometimes i might want u to be naked while doing the housework

well as long as you dont have a dog that will nip at my balls (I can do it )
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D Cup
Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jul 14 2006, 21:54 Post #49
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Bo after reading your posts hear i gotta say....

Whats your dealers number? That is some good shit :pimpers:


666

:ph34r:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jul 14 2006, 22:19 Post #50
QUOTE(ddd35)
well as long as  you dont have a dog that will nip at my balls (I can do it )


I don't get it. you mean YOU can nip at balls?
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Jul 14 2006, 22:34 Post #51
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I don't get it. you mean YOU can nip at balls?

I was wondering that myself.

Even more amazing, though, is that he can nip at his OWN balls.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jul 14 2006, 22:36 Post #52
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I was wondering that myself. 

Even more amazing, though, is that he can nip at his OWN balls.


or possibly a dog's balls...less impressive but much more disturbing.
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 22:38 Post #53
QUOTE(Gnappster)
or possibly a dog's balls...less impressive but much more disturbing.

especially when you are forced to see a pic of it in a certain person's 411 when you least expect it.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jul 14 2006, 23:34 Post #54
QUOTE(boanna)
666
:ph34r:


Thank you for the hook up!

QUOTE(Gnappster)
I don't get it. you mean YOU can nip at balls?


I was going to let him slide but you guys fucking nailed him.... funny stuff :lol:
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C Cup
Member No.: 11269 Posts: 622 Joined: 10/2005
▫ Jul 29 2006, 02:16 Post #55
...the guy who comes to rmm looking for a gf thinks I'm "sick" for licking my own nipples (and taking a pic of it, to have it rated on rmm hehe)

....wonders never cease...

...and ya dude, I'm sick, stay away from me. you couldn't handle this! ;)
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A Cup
Member No.: 16687 Posts: 39 Joined: 07/2006
▫ Jul 29 2006, 14:42 Post #56
QUOTE(wes_X)
hi

im wes i live in kennesaw, GA

im just a nice guy thats lonely

and in need of a girlfriend

been single for 4 years now

i just wanna start having some fun. :wub:


Errmmm

The opening phrase "I'm just a nice guy" is up there with Cheque is in the post... I will not come in your mouth... "you can trust me... i am not some crazy stalker"... type quotes...

Type in dating sites in a search engine...
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jul 29 2006, 23:50 Post #57
QUOTE(shells)
Errmmm

The opening phrase "I'm just a nice guy" is up there with Cheque is in the post...  I will not come in your mouth... "you can trust me... i am not some crazy stalker"... type quotes...

Type in dating sites in a search engine...


BAM!
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D Cup
Member No.: 47891 Posts: 1,354 Joined: 07/2024
▫ Aug 1 2024, 02:09 Post #59
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