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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jul 13 2006, 05:57 Post #21
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:ph34r:


Uh huh... its true!!!

QUOTE(hott1976)
Hi i'm hott..

i'm looking to not "blow or fuck" pay...

searching for someone uh more like Brad Pitt......

not lonely...just horny....  (and sexy i might add)....


Did I hear someone describing me in here??? :P
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Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006
▫ Jul 13 2006, 14:51 Post #22
QUOTE(hott1976)
searching for someone uh more like Brad Pitt......

:pimpers:

QUOTE(wes_X)
yeah maybe i should

i really need a girl than loosen me up

im just lonely

maybe a fling is what i need

:bang:
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Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:02 Post #23
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Nice guy= strike one
Admitedly lonely= strike two
Pleading for companionship= strike three

you're screwed dude  :P

haha, just breakin yer balls

welcome to the show...most girls here aren't looking for relationships or anything but good luck to ya....try pm'ing bondiguy, despite her odd name she really is a sweet girl.

:lol:

i am laughing to hard to type!!

wrong nappy - i am looking for a few relationships, big cocks, tons of money, someone who won't get upset if i wanna touch their wife's boobies, a man who will do my housework.....

:)
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:03 Post #24
QUOTE(wes_X)
hi

im wes i live in kennesaw, GA

im just a nice guy thats lonely

and in need of a girlfriend

been single for 4 years now

i just wanna start having some fun. :wub:


it aint fun...believe me!
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:06 Post #25
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Nice guy= strike one
Admitedly lonely= strike two
Pleading for companionship= strike three

you're screwed dude  :P

haha, just breakin yer balls

welcome to the show...most girls here aren't looking for relationships or anything but good luck to ya....try pm'ing bondiguy, despite her odd name she really is a sweet girl.


hey nappy, whats your thoughts if i change your little statement here to a female?

"Nice gal=
Admitedly lonely=
Pleading for companionship= "


please dont tell me your answers are:

show me your boobies
nice tits
can we get naked and drink some beer

:bang:
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:08 Post #26
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Bob is in Gnappy's basement! Mysteriously he went missin when Gnappy went to Vegas with his "wife" :blink:

nappy went to vegas with bobs new wife? already?
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:10 Post #27
QUOTE(boanna)
!!

wrong nappy - i am looking for a few relationships, big cocks, tons of money, someone who won't get upset if i wanna touch their wife's boobies, a man who will do my housework.....

:)

*jumps up and down* :eatme: :cheers:
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:13 Post #28
QUOTE(wes_X)
hi

im wes i live in kennesaw, GA

im just a nice guy thats lonely

and in need of a girlfriend

been single for 4 years now

i just wanna start having some fun. :wub:

/quote]
:blink:

hi wes,
maybe u are lonely cause u are a nice guy?
i need a girlfriend too (her name is blondie and i love her boobies and her legs)
we here are all single, mentally!

i gotta say something again about the girlfriend thing. u stand a better chance of getting a girlfriend walking thru the produce department instead of here. most of the women here are really men, posting boob pics of their sisters!

now come back and have some fun!
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:20 Post #29
QUOTE(hott1976)
Hi i'm hott..

i'm looking to not "blow or fuck" pay...

searching for someone uh more like Brad Pitt......

not lonely...just horny....  (and sexy i might add)....
On a more serious note..i agree with assfucker...get some game buddy.


hi, i'm Bo..
i'm looking to lick and fuck Hott while Pay is tied up in the corner..
searching for the camera so he can take some pics...
not lonely...just horny...(cause Hott is sexy i might add)...
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:21 Post #30
QUOTE(wes_X)
hi

im wes i live in kennesaw, GA

im just a nice guy thats lonely

and in need of a girlfriend

been single for 4 years now

i just wanna start having some fun. :wub:


ok, done. i am your girlfriend.

NOW BUY ME SOME SHIT!

:nahnah:

i have spend way too much time in this thread.........
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:30 Post #31
QUOTE(boanna)
:lol:

i am laughing to hard to type!!

wrong nappy - i am looking for a few relationships, big cocks, tons of money, someone who won't get upset if i wanna touch their wife's boobies, a man who will do my housework.....

:)

come on over you can lick my wifes boobs all you want and hell I will even clean your house as Long as I get to play with you BO ..... :drama:
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:33 Post #32
QUOTE(ddd35)
come on over  you can lick my wifes boobs all you want and hell I will even clean your house  as Long as I get to play with you BO .....     :drama:

sometimes i might want u to be naked while doing the housework
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:34 Post #33
HI FOXY!

:)
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:43 Post #34
QUOTE(boanna)
hey nappy, whats your thoughts if i change your little statement here to a female?

"Nice gal=
Admitedly lonely=
Pleading for companionship= "


please dont tell me your answers are: 

show me your boobies
nice tits
can we get naked and drink some beer

:bang:


no no no, I would never answer like that

more like:
nice tits
can we get naked and drink some beer
show me your boobies

QUOTE(boanna)
nappy went to vegas with bobs new wife?  already?

hey they're not married yet :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 18:54 Post #35
QUOTE(boanna)
. most of the women here are really men, posting boob pics of their sisters!

now come back and have some fun!


an interesting(but hopefully untrue!) theory haha
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Training Bra
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 19:37 Post #36
nice replys guys.

and yeah your right boanna

women on here are just posting pics they dont want boyfriends
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Jul 13 2006, 19:48 Post #37
QUOTE(wes_X)
nice replys guys.

and yeah your right boanna

women on here are just posting pics they dont want boyfriends


You ought to hook up with Boanna...I'm sure a young lad, like you, would learn something about womenm and she would have a great time wearing your young ass into the ground. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Boanna...Please start out gentle with him. :roflmao:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 19:50 Post #38
QUOTE(wes_X)
nice replys guys.

and yeah your right boanna

women on here are just posting pics they dont want boyfriends


you could printoff their pics, put them in your wallet and tell people they are your girlfriend. But you might have trouble explaining why the only pic you have of her is her tits and no face :P
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Double D's
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 20:26 Post #39
LOL Gnappy now is that what you do? Maybe you could just say it wouldn't fit in my wallet so i had to cut off her head!

By the way BO! I'm up for gettin' licked by you... I'll be your gf anyday.
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 20:37 Post #40
QUOTE(hott1976)
LOL  Gnappy now is that what you do?  Maybe you could just say it wouldn't fit in my wallet so i had to cut off her head! 


hahaha, yeah just leave all the important parts. :flashboobs:

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