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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:17 Post #1361
QUOTE(slappacop)
oh dude.  thats where u are wrong.  these are ladies, bitches, girls.  and they have the budboobs that will and are rocking the planet and putting money in my pocket.  they have all the boobs you  need.

this all started when i was horny cause my brother was in his room getting laid by a stripper and i was getting nothing.  so i went on craigs list and responded to a fuck and smoke invitation from DUDE and next thing you know i have half interest in his house, tounged his asshole, sucked his dick, learned his craft and now i garden naked, rich.  haha


Now that definitely looks like one of Bo's titties! :flashboobs: :kisses:
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A Cup
Member No.: 34897 Posts: 27 Joined: 04/2011
▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:18 Post #1362
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
ha ha well played then...you need to get some sun on those titties looking a little pale ..jail most have been hard on them!! :rolleyes:


hhahha i was gonna say fuck you but i decided the proper response was HAHAHAHAHA

In jail boobs get no sun. in prison they get sun. but mine are so large that one would shade the other from the sun and they never really knew what to do
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D Cup
Member No.: 14012 Posts: 2,345 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:22 Post #1363
QUOTE(evade20)
Now that definitely looks like one of Bo's titties!   :flashboobs:   :kisses:

And a fine tit it is Too!!! :bonerfied:
now if we could just convince her to post some more of them sunday would be a whole lot brighter :cheers:
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A Cup
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▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:26 Post #1364
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
And a fine tit it is Too!!! :bonerfied:
now if we could just convince her to post some more of them sunday would be a whole lot brighter :cheers:


hhahha. you know. how dare the state of AZ lock up boobs like mine. who do they think they are? im boanna for fuck sake. well, they are finding out to the tune of a commercial lien against the warden of that joint just how wrong they were haha
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▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:26 Post #1365
and most definatley one of the hottest ladies to grace us with her pics! :2thumbsup:
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▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:28 Post #1366
explain what did you do to end up there?
Last I remember mr bo was being a dick and you were leaving him
:drama:
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▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:30 Post #1367
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
and most definatley one of the hottest ladies to grace us with her pics! :2thumbsup:


i have to go now. do me a favor. tell that paybarraman that you talked to me first, not him. hand him his ass for it, on a silver platter. the show men put on here slamming eachother is far more refreshing that looking at boob pics.

there u have it.

and remember:

LIFES A JOKE WITHOUT DR SMOKE

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▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:32 Post #1368
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
explain what did you do to end up there?
Last I remember mr bo was being a dick and you were leaving him
:drama:


HHAHHA MR BO hahahaha he had something to do with it but in the end, i profited from it like a mother fucker and mr bo is now fucking a fat chick who slobbers and has an annoying kid. oh, and he also got stuck with all our debt. which is cool. huh.

huh
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▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:35 Post #1369
QUOTE(slappacop)
HHAHHA   MR BO  hahahaha   he had something to do with it but in the end, i profited from it like a mother fucker and mr bo is now fucking a fat chick who slobbers and has an annoying kid. oh, and he also got stuck with all our debt.  which is cool.  huh. 

huh


i owe alot to mr bo. if it wasnt for his pussy window shopping while we were married, we would still be together and i wouldnt have learned the difference in face fucking and blow jobs and asshole tounging, which all came about after mr bo and i split up. so you see, god is good and she loves bo haha
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▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:38 Post #1370
QUOTE(slappacop)
i have to go now.  do me a favor.  tell that paybarraman that you talked to me first, not him. hand him his ass for it, on a silver platter.  the show men put on here slamming eachother is far more refreshing that looking at boob pics. 

there u have it.
and remember: 

LIFES A JOKE WITHOUT DR SMOKE



HA pay missed out on this
I will take looking at your titties any day than slamming some guy here
You be well and for sure dont be a stranger here , looking forward to seeing your great "assets" alot more. You have been missed around here and your name cums up often!! why just this morning when i woke up I thought to myself ...boy I sure hope Boanna comes back lol :thumbup:
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▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:40 Post #1371
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
HA pay missed out on this
I will take looking at your titties any day than slamming some guy here
You be well and for sure dont be a stranger here , looking forward to seeing your great "assets" alot more. You have been missed around here and your name cums up often!! why just this morning when i woke up I thought to myself ...boy I sure hope Boanna comes back lol   :thumbup:


HHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :cheers:
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▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:43 Post #1372
QUOTE(slappacop)
HHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :cheers:


BEFORE I GO i have to tell you this funny story.

all bos life she has wanted to be in a threesome or 4 or whatever, whoever shows up. well, i got the chance. went to a dinner party which was suppossed to be an investor meeting. turns out they were swingers and wanted our asses to stay. i say asses cause i was there with my brother. HOW CAN YOU SWING IF YOUR BROTHERS IN THE ROOM. YOU CANT. my fucking brother was there. and he was saying, dang, my fucking sister is here. so we left. and the blond with full lips was riding with us so we took her when we left and she was their main attraction. it was too funny for this world.
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▫ Apr 10 2011, 19:45 Post #1373
QUOTE(slappacop)
BEFORE I GO i have to tell you this funny story.

all bos life she has wanted to be in a threesome or 4 or whatever, whoever shows up. well, i got the chance.  went to a dinner party which was suppossed to be an investor meeting.  turns out they were swingers and wanted our asses to stay.  i say asses cause i was there with my brother.  HOW CAN YOU SWING IF YOUR BROTHERS IN THE ROOM.  YOU CANT.  my fucking brother was there.  and he was saying, dang, my fucking sister is here.  so we left. and the blond with full lips was riding with us so we took her when we left and she was their main attraction.   it was too funny for this world.


well, ive done it. i replied faster than u so it made me actually be replying to my own post. that means i own it. maybe all of them. boanna owns all posts. its a new rule here.

later
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D Cup
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▫ Apr 10 2011, 21:31 Post #1374
QUOTE(slappacop)
well, ive done it.  i replied faster than u so it made me actually be replying to my own post.  that means i own it.  maybe all of them.  boanna owns all posts.  its a new rule here. 

later
For Fuck's Sake BO, I'm glad you're back. You've been gone way too long. Seattle huh? Beautiful place. Does it still get a lot of rain BO? Glad to hear that you've been enjoying the herb and making money off of it as well. Don't be a stranger babe. ;)
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 11 2011, 00:50 Post #1375
Bo's back huh?! Well things outa get just a little more interesting around here...cant wait to see what she posts now ;) ...Glad to have ya back :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Apr 11 2011, 11:01 Post #1376
QUOTE(slappacop)
HAHA  I still look like that, only richer and more educated and oh dear lord jesus please stop me before I tell them anything i might regret.    LOL

NOT

All I regret is that i didnt know the difference in a blow job and a face fuck before!

Yep. its me.  Bo.  Back as Slappacop.  and yes, i did.  and i dont regret it.  being in prison just brought out the lesbian in me that was yearning to come out.


Babe welcome back :kisses: .Missed you :P
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▫ Apr 11 2011, 11:02 Post #1377
QUOTE(slappacop)
haha.   not dreaming.  has anyone sucked you into a stroke lately?  thats my new profession.  sucking dudes into strokes so i can take their money.  haha 

i moved to seattle.  after i left prison of course.  i now work naked.  not cause im sucking cock.  but because its such a free feeling to garden naked.


Im ready for a stroke
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Melon Master
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▫ Apr 11 2011, 11:05 Post #1378
QUOTE(slappacop)
oh dude.  thats where u are wrong.  these are ladies, bitches, girls.  and they have the budboobs that will and are rocking the planet and putting money in my pocket.  they have all the boobs you  need.

this all started when i was horny cause my brother was in his room getting laid by a stripper and i was getting nothing.  so i went on craigs list and responded to a fuck and smoke invitation from DUDE and next thing you know i have half interest in his house, tounged his asshole, sucked his dick, learned his craft and now i garden naked, rich.  haha


I remember that titty :P
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▫ Apr 11 2011, 11:08 Post #1379
QUOTE(slappacop)
BEFORE I GO i have to tell you this funny story.

all bos life she has wanted to be in a threesome or 4 or whatever, whoever shows up. well, i got the chance.  went to a dinner party which was suppossed to be an investor meeting.  turns out they were swingers and wanted our asses to stay.  i say asses cause i was there with my brother.  HOW CAN YOU SWING IF YOUR BROTHERS IN THE ROOM.  YOU CANT.  my fucking brother was there.  and he was saying, dang, my fucking sister is here.  so we left. and the blond with full lips was riding with us so we took her when we left and she was their main attraction.   it was too funny for this world.


interesting :cheers:
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B Cup
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▫ Apr 11 2011, 18:20 Post #1380
Glad your back sexy

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