well I ment my 4 wheelers i know you like to ride and they need new batterys after the long winter .. Okay no I didnt but Im trying to find a way out .... and into your pants . LOl
Sorry, I have to admit I am not familiar with the concept of "stickies" on discussion boards... but maybe this is what you're looking for? Although I have a hunch this is more up your alley
In case you hadn't noticed, some of the girls here actually like it up their "arses"... we like to call them "popular"
Don't worry, we won't get all uppity about this post... no reasonable observations to be found...
oh, and with regards to the actual topic of this thread... hi bo ... i don't really care if your tits are real or not... but i'll gladly volunteer my services to check personally if you would like
Bo hope you have a great mothers day , just wish I was closer so i could nurse and nuzzle those fine breasts of yours so you would remember why its mothers day .......
Bo honey, if you can see fit to see me in such a lowly way and, yet, compare me to the person you choose to spend your time with then it says more about you than it does me.....
Can't remember (or be bothered to check) who it was that reckons I wouoldn't know a real woman if I saw one (or something similar), I now give you sam0905 (currently enjoying top spot on the boards) in addition to TBiatch (another good board performer).
Bo honey, if you can see fit to see me in such a lowly way and, yet, compare me to the person you choose to spend your time with then it says more about you than it does me.....
Can't remember (or be bothered to check) who it was that reckons I wouoldn't know a real woman if I saw one (or something similar), I now give you sam0905 (currently enjoying top spot on the boards) in addition to TBiatch (another good board performer).
something interesting to actually read because i don't know what the f#ck is is on about
simpsons quotes
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
sorry
... i don't really care if your tits are real or not... but i'll gladly volunteer my services to check personally if you would like 
you're gonna be in trooouuuble. 