Any Girls Horny Now?

Training Bra

Member No.: 16161 Posts: 1 Joined: 06/2006

▫ Jun 22 2006, 23:48 Post #1

Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

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Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Jun 23 2006, 00:26 Post #2

QUOTE(neoh)

Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

Er this is not exactly a dating site. You might want to read a few threads before you get yourself in too deep...

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D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 23 2006, 13:05 Post #3

QUOTE(neoh)

Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

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D Cup

Member No.: 14069 Posts: 1,530 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 23 2006, 14:20 Post #4

Horny.....YES

Chat....ummm......NO

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 23 2006, 16:02 Post #5

QUOTE(neoh)

Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

Argh.
K, I'm no ladies man as most of the women here can atest too, but starting a thread like this is akin to walking up to a girl at the supermarket and saying, "Wanna fuck?" 99.9% it ain't gonna work and even less if you're ugly. At least get to know the people you are chatting with a BIT first, so they don't you're complete douchebag. Making this your first post is of course gonna get you flamed.

That is all®

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 23 2006, 19:06 Post #6

QUOTE(neoh)

Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

ok, so i was a little hard on the fella.

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Double D's

Member No.: 2479 Posts: 3,556 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 23 2006, 19:34 Post #7

Ill wait to close this lame ass thread after you all have torn into this idiot a little more.... mebbe then he can go cry on the wailing wall

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 23 2006, 19:36 Post #8

QUOTE(boanna)

Asswipe.

Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily.

I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo, but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees.

When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"!

What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!! (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!)

In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella!

Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket. Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here!

:piss:

NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that."

ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum."

You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here...

waiting_for_Neoh

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Double D's

Member No.: 2479 Posts: 3,556 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 23 2006, 19:45 Post #9

QUOTE(neoh)

Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

I think I was alittle harsh on this person.... mebbe you girls ought to chat him up....

.....before a palestinian with a C4 tube top decides hes ready for his virgins now

I just thought.... they get virgins when they goto ... Disneyworld.. or where ever the fuck these idiots go after they have blown up...

....can't they get laid here? is it worth spreading your guts all over the place just to get 72 girls to spread their legs for you ?

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 23 2006, 19:46 Post #10

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

I think I was alittle harsh on this person.... mebbe you girls ought to chat him up....
.....before a palestinian with a C4 tube top decides hes ready for his virgins now

I just thought.... they get virgins when they goto ... Disneyworld.. or where ever the fuck these idiots go after they have blown up...

....can't they get laid here? is it worth spreading your guts all over the place just to get 72 girls to spread their legs for you ?

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Double D's

Member No.: 2479 Posts: 3,556 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 23 2006, 19:49 Post #11

QUOTE(boanna)

I know id blow myself up if Bo was the prize

No wait.. id BLOW MY LOAD.. yea thats it.... blow myself up? .. nah fuck that!!!

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 23 2006, 19:52 Post #12

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

I think I was alittle harsh on this person.... mebbe you girls ought to chat him up....
.....before a palestinian with a C4 tube top decides hes ready for his virgins now

I just thought.... they get virgins when they goto ... Disneyworld.. or where ever the fuck these idiots go after they have blown up...

....can't they get laid here? is it worth spreading your guts all over the place just to get 72 girls to spread their legs for you ?

You're right. He needs more pics...

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 23 2006, 19:54 Post #13

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

I know id blow myself up if Bo was the prize

No wait.. id BLOW MY LOAD.. yea thats it.... blow myself up? .. nah fuck that!!!

you know i'd blow u C-Man, but i dont like even mentioning it in this thread.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Jun 24 2006, 05:15 Post #14

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Argh.
K, I'm no ladies man as most of the women here can atest too, but starting a thread like this is akin to walking up to a girl at the supermarket and saying, "Wanna fuck?" 99.9% it ain't gonna work and even less if you're ugly. At least get to know the people you are chatting with a BIT first, so they don't you're complete douchebag. Making this your first post is of course gonna get you flamed.

That is all®

The kid is probably 15 once again, poor kid is trying to get his end wet haha

I love the level of noob bashing lately on RMM

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D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 26 2006, 11:12 Post #15

QUOTE(boanna)

Asswipe.

Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily.

I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo, but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees.

When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"!

What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!! (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!)

In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella!

Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket. Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here!

:piss:

NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that."

ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum."

You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here...

waiting_for_Neoh

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Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Jun 26 2006, 15:26 Post #16

QUOTE(boanna)

Asswipe.

Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily.

I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo, but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees.

When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"!

What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!! (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!)

In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella!

Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket. Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here!

:piss:

NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that."

ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum."

You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here...

waiting_for_Neoh

Or is this Neoh?

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C Cup

Member No.: 13258 Posts: 785 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Jun 26 2006, 16:57 Post #17

my friends are mean :2gunsfiring:

life is great!

theres not much more to say to that :wub:

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D Cup

Member No.: 6095 Posts: 2,079 Joined: 04/2005

▫ Jun 26 2006, 21:49 Post #18

QUOTE(boanna)

Asswipe.

Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily.

I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo, but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees.

When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"!

What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!! (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!)

In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella!

Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket. Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here!

:piss:

NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that."

ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum."

You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here...

waiting_for_Neoh

holy shit bo...and you call bondi, gnap, and me harsh. i hope i never get on your bad side sweatheart

you just spanked the hell out of that boy :spankin:

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Jun 27 2006, 00:00 Post #19

Geeeze NEOH! You have got to be the most desperate guy on the entire internet. I'm sure you'll take offense to this, but you really sound like a pathetic little man.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 27 2006, 00:45 Post #20

QUOTE(Lynette)

Geeeze NEOH! You have got to be the most desperate guy on the entire internet.

wow! that's a lofty claim!

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