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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Feb 1 2013, 12:13 Post #41
QUOTE(evade20)
Yeah, right! :blink:   :blink:   :huh:

:2thumbsup:
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E Cup+
Member No.: 36181 Posts: 7,488 Joined: 11/2011
▫ Feb 2 2013, 01:28 Post #42
QUOTE(mrsmontana)
Always horny!


well, i liked the sound of it
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Member No.: 6095 Posts: 2,079 Joined: 04/2005
▫ Feb 2 2013, 06:02 Post #43
i miss the great ole days of publicly roasting some dumbshit who says stupic crap. "hey, i got a 36" inch cock and would love to cam with some of you sexy ladies. send me an email at iamthesorriestassfuckintheworld@yahoo.com
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Training Bra
Member No.: 38938 Posts: 2 Joined: 04/2013
▫ Apr 25 2013, 17:19 Post #44
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
I think I was alittle harsh on this person.... mebbe you girls ought to chat him up....
.....before a palestinian with a C4 tube top decides hes ready for his virgins now :lol:
I just thought.... they get virgins when they goto ... Disneyworld.. or where ever the fuck these idiots go after they have blown up...

....can't they get laid here?  is it worth spreading your guts all over the place just to get 72 girls to spread their legs for you ?

Does anybody else find it strange to desire 72 virgins in heaven? I mean do they really think there's gonna be sex in heaven?
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▫ Apr 25 2013, 19:31 Post #45
QUOTE(TNKinkeM)
Does anybody else find it strange to desire 72 virgins in heaven? I mean do they really think there's gonna be sex in heaven?

Forget 72 virgins ill trade em in or 7 sexy experienced women
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▫ Apr 26 2013, 00:40 Post #46
Does any REAL man desire virgins? And if so... WHY? It would seem to me that a woman who knows what she's doing brings a lot more to the table,... or chair, or bed, or sofa, or floor, or swing, or car hood, or secluded place in a public park/ WAIT! That's me! LOL! :shuwks:
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▫ Apr 26 2013, 00:52 Post #47
QUOTE(Lynette)
Does any REAL man desire virgins? And if so... WHY? It would seem to me that a woman who knows what she's doing brings a lot more to the table,... or chair, or bed, or sofa, or floor, or swing, or car hood, or secluded place in a public park/ WAIT! That's me! LOL! :shuwks:

Yeah see that's what I'm after^
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Apr 26 2013, 01:24 Post #48
QUOTE(Lynette)
Does any REAL man desire virgins? And if so... WHY? It would seem to me that a woman who knows what she's doing brings a lot more to the table,... or chair, or bed, or sofa, or floor, or swing, or car hood, or secluded place in a public park/ WAIT! That's me! LOL! :shuwks:


I prefer experienced women but if a virgin threw herself at me, I wouldn't pass up the chance.... Not like that will ever happen... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :ph34r:
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▫ Apr 26 2013, 03:18 Post #49
QUOTE(Lynette)
Does any REAL man desire virgins? And if so... WHY? It would seem to me that a woman who knows what she's doing brings a lot more to the table,... or chair, or bed, or sofa, or floor, or swing, or car hood, or secluded place in a public park/ WAIT! That's me! LOL! :shuwks:


Bingo. Lynette called it.
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▫ Oct 23 2013, 15:44 Post #50
QUOTE(evade20)
I prefer experienced women but if a virgin threw herself at me,  I wouldn't pass up the chance....    Not like that will ever happen... :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :ph34r:

This is my guess where evade is at. A Virgin threw herself at him and broke his hip
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▫ Oct 24 2013, 16:26 Post #51
QUOTE(TNKinkeM)
Does anybody else find it strange to desire 72 virgins in heaven? I mean do they really think there's gonna be sex in heaven?


apparantly the direct translation of the koran says 72 raisins not virgins, lol
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Training Bra
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▫ Nov 21 2013, 19:42 Post #52
:P
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