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Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 9 2006, 13:16 Post #1

This is for the guys....You know when you're fucking and/or getting sucked and it feels SO good, but you are nowhere near WANTING to cum.......what 'tricks' do you use to hold back.

I mean it sucks to have to do that, but sometimes you don't want to stop thrusting, especially if she is close to cumming herself.

Do you think of old ladies twats? Sports? Bills?.......anything but what you're doing right?

Again, I can't stress enough how much it sucks to have to do this, (you ladies wouldn't understand) but I like to last a long time with my wife, and I love fucking.

and I'm not talking about premature ejackulation either, so keep the jokes to yourself

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 9 2006, 16:32 Post #2

QUOTE(Assfucker)

and I'm not talking about premature ejackulation either, so keep the jokes to yourself

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▫ Jun 9 2006, 16:36 Post #3

QUOTE(Gnappster)

damn, I had some good one lined up too.

I usually think about paying bills, or having to go to work. And if that fails I think of this

See I've been around boards for a long time bro :drinkup:

:drinkup:

I'd have figured ANYTHING to do with the Simpsons would make you splirt like Peter North

Melon Master

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▫ Jun 9 2006, 17:15 Post #4

QUOTE(Assfucker)

See I've been around boards for a long time bro :drinkup:

:drinkup:

I'd have figured ANYTHING to do with the Simpsons would make you splirt like Peter North

only if it was Maude Flanders, she is a FOX!

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Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 9 2006, 17:47 Post #5

QUOTE(Assfucker)

This is for the guys....You know when you're fucking and/or getting sucked and it feels SO good, but you are nowhere near WANTING to cum.......what 'tricks' do you use to hold back.

I mean it sucks to have to do that, but sometimes you don't want to stop thrusting, especially if she is close to cumming herself.

Do you think of old ladies twats? Sports? Bills?.......anything but what you're doing right?
Again, I can't stress enough how much it sucks to have to do this, (you ladies wouldn't understand) but I like to last a long time with my wife, and I love fucking.
and I'm not talking about premature ejackulation either, so keep the jokes to yourself

D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 9 2006, 17:49 Post #6

QUOTE(Assfucker)

This is for the guys....You know when you're fucking and/or getting sucked and it feels SO good, but you are nowhere near WANTING to cum.......what 'tricks' do you use to hold back.

I mean it sucks to have to do that, but sometimes you don't want to stop thrusting, especially if she is close to cumming herself.

Do you think of old ladies twats? Sports? Bills?.......anything but what you're doing right?
Again, I can't stress enough how much it sucks to have to do this, (you ladies wouldn't understand) but I like to last a long time with my wife, and I love fucking.
and I'm not talking about premature ejackulation either, so keep the jokes to yourself

D Cup

Member No.: 14069 Posts: 1,530 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 9 2006, 17:51 Post #7

QUOTE(boanna)

A NOTE TO THE LADIES: while these men spend probably 8 months here in this "how do we keep it up" thread, simply cause we can out do them every time, hands down...lets do lunch, then go shopping.....

:allhail:

Victoria Secret here we cum :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

Melon Master

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▫ Jun 9 2006, 17:55 Post #8

I think about an old ugly girlfriend I had from High school ..

D Cup

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▫ Jun 9 2006, 17:57 Post #9

QUOTE(ddd35)

I think about an old ugly girlfriend I had from High school ..

what was his name? :drama:

:drama:

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▫ Jun 9 2006, 18:01 Post #10

QUOTE(boanna)

what was his name? :drama:

:drama:

Melon Master

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▫ Jun 9 2006, 18:17 Post #11

QUOTE(boanna)

OH DEAR GOD...WERE THE HELL DO I START....

your last question...i would much rather u think of whatever the hell u want so u can last longer, cause theres no way in hell u could ever outcum a boanna....after u make me cum at least 6 times, i might still say...."thats it, u aint shit!"

thats not true, and not nice. i'd never say "aint".

but be careful, if u think of something too disgusting you just might have called retreat and your mr johnson is down for the count!

I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna.

It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost.
I might even go for double or nothing.

D Cup

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▫ Jun 9 2006, 18:20 Post #12

QUOTE(ddd35)

I think about an old ugly girlfriend I had from High school ..

QUOTE(boanna)

what was his name? :drama:

:drama:

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna.

It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost.
I might even go for double or nothing.

all three posts

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▫ Jun 9 2006, 18:38 Post #13

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna.

It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost.
I might even go for double or nothing.

I think one of your top 25 posts just got bumped down a notch

Melon Master

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▫ Jun 9 2006, 19:06 Post #14

QUOTE(boanna)

what was his name? :drama:

:drama:

HA HA thats not funny she couldnt help the fact she was born with looks like tom Arnold :blahblah:

:blahblah:

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▫ Jun 9 2006, 19:53 Post #15

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna.

It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost.
I might even go for double or nothing.

well, after a few choice PMs this morning, you already owe me like 385 dollars. im way ahead of you! oh, its not an even dollar amount cause i got distracted once and had to stop half way thru

A Cup

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▫ Jun 13 2006, 21:53 Post #16

QUOTE(boanna)

well, after a few choice PMs this morning, you already owe me like 385 dollars. im way ahead of you! oh, its not an even dollar amount cause i got distracted once and had to stop half way thru

Thats not really fair Bo, Gnappy didn't have Bobaloo there to "keep him up". :gay:

:gay:

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▫ Mar 20 2007, 20:30 Post #17

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna.

It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost.
I might even go for double or nothing.

is this bet still on? cause if it is, you're still way behind if i get to count the "alone" times. :nahnah:

:nahnah:

Melon Master

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▫ Mar 20 2007, 20:52 Post #18

QUOTE(boanna)

is this bet still on? cause if it is, you're still way behind if i get to count the "alone" times. :nahnah:

:nahnah:

prove it?

C Cup

Member No.: 12589 Posts: 677 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 20 2007, 21:18 Post #19

Best Tricks, here the list, A shot of Cocaine, then other shot of Whiskey, one half of the blue pill, and your good to run for the next 3 to 4 hours before you cum! :silvio:

:silvio:

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▫ Mar 20 2007, 21:19 Post #20

QUOTE(boanna)

is this bet still on? cause if it is, you're still way behind if i get to count the "alone" times. :nahnah:

:nahnah:

QUOTE(Gnappster)

prove it?

Yeah, I agree with Gnappy. I'd like to see some pictoral evidence before he shells out that money. or perhaps a vid would be in order. Or better yet, Bo, you should come to visit me and prove it in person.

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