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▫ May 19 2006, 22:36 Post #1
Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below):

And precede to abrade the poor woman's inner thigs with his mustache, goatee, Fu Manchu, soul patch, Van Dyke, Payes, etc.?

I remember reading a survey that said one of the single best things a guy could do for a woman before sex was shave his face....
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▫ May 19 2006, 22:47 Post #2
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below):

And precede to abrade the poor woman's inner thigs with his mustache, goatee, Fu Manchu, soul patch, Van Dyke, Payes, etc.?

I remember reading a survey that said one of the single best things a guy could do for a woman before sex was shave his face....

Huh. And i thought I was being nice when I let go of the remote before sex. Now they're telling me I should shave too??? Next thing you know they're going to want their own orgasms too.
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▫ May 19 2006, 22:55 Post #3
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Huh.  And i thought I was being nice when I let go of the remote before sex.  Now they're telling me I should shave too???  Next thing you know they're going to want their own orgasms too.


That's just crazy talk. In all my sexual experience it is evident that women don't HAVE orgasms.

And that is all®
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▫ May 19 2006, 23:06 Post #4
QUOTE(Gnappster)
That's just crazy talk. In all my sexual experience it is evident that women don't HAVE orgasms.

And that is all®

:roflmao:
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▫ May 20 2006, 02:52 Post #5
Good post Isaac_Putin!

Gnappster - my vibrator always gives me orgasms1
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▫ May 20 2006, 04:33 Post #6
:P

I think that men should shave their face if they want to go down...Because for me the beard hurts :S But I want my man to shaved from down too :) Maybe not totally but I don´t want to see the bush (and maybe hubbie shaves me today :D )
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▫ May 21 2006, 01:20 Post #7
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
Can have a ZZ Top beard (above/below):

And precede to abrade the poor woman's inner thigs with his mustache, goatee, Fu Manchu, soul patch, Van Dyke, Payes, etc.?

I remember reading a survey that said one of the single best things a guy could do for a woman before sex was shave his face....

Shaving before sex? Dammit that means a shower too, guess I'm only going to be having sex twice a year from now on. :buti:
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▫ May 23 2006, 17:44 Post #8
QUOTE(Pinkcheeks214)
Good post Isaac_Putin!

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▫ May 23 2006, 18:10 Post #9
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Shaving before sex? Dammit that means a shower too, guess I'm only going to be having sex twice a year from now on. :buti:


From now on???? Isn't that an improvment from what you do now!!
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▫ May 25 2006, 21:13 Post #10
i stay trimmed very close and shave around the base of my dick- wife likes it smooth, just like hers!
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▫ May 25 2006, 21:26 Post #11
QUOTE(thenewguy)
i stay trimmed very close and shave around the base of my dick- wife likes it smooth, just like hers!


I don't like to be judgmental, but your wife shaves the base of HER dick too??! :blink:
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▫ May 25 2006, 22:27 Post #12
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I don't like to be judgmental, but your wife shaves the base of HER dick too??!  :blink:

I was wondering the same thing myself. I don't remember his wife having a dick :huh: The only dick she had on her body was mine.
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▫ May 25 2006, 23:01 Post #13
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I was wondering the same thing myself.  I don't remember his wife having a dick :huh:   The only dick she had on her body was mine.


BAM!
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▫ May 25 2006, 23:35 Post #14
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I don't like to be judgmental, but your wife shaves the base of HER dick too??!  :blink:


BAMMMM

And that is all™

:lol: :lol:

OOPs, I didn't even see Bobo's or Gnapptser's last posts when it put this down.

Another for Evade. :lol: :lol:
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▫ May 26 2006, 13:45 Post #15
QUOTE(evade20)
BAMMMM
And that is all™

:lol:   :lol:

OOPs, I didn't even see Bobo's or Gnapptser's last posts when it put this down.

Another for Evade.   :lol:   :lol:

Nah, no duh award needed. Just blame it on the Internet or say freak must have been tweaking with the boards or something. Just pass the blame. That's what I usually do. I usually just blame everything on being busy at work. I don't even have a job. :lol:
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▫ May 26 2006, 14:03 Post #16
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Nah, no duh award needed.  Just blame it on the Internet or say freak must have been tweaking with the boards or something.  Just pass the blame.  That's what I usually do.  I usually just blame everything on being busy at work.  I don't even have a job. :lol:

How about my slow f*****' dial up connection at home, or just not paying attention. :lol:
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▫ May 26 2006, 14:17 Post #17
QUOTE(evade20)
How about my slow f*****' dial up connection at home, or just not paying attention. :lol:

You people and your damn dial up connections. It takes me so freakin' long to read your posts!!!
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▫ May 26 2006, 14:21 Post #18
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
You people and your damn dial up connections.  It takes me so freakin' long to read your posts!!!


I still use a 1200 baud modem.
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▫ May 26 2006, 14:23 Post #19
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I still u...

I'll respond if 15 minutes when your message is finished displaying
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▫ May 26 2006, 16:35 Post #20
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I'll respond if 15 minutes when your message is finished displaying


:lol:

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