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▫ May 24 2006, 03:20 Post #61
QUOTE(natalie)
Beastie boys.  That brass monkey, that funky monkey song just gets stuck in my head. :ph34r:


hah. i just downloaded that song like 4 days ago! i like it!!!

i guess im not ashamed of really any of the music i like.... im eclectic that way. but i do have to say.... "what is love? baby dont hurt me... dont hurt me, no mo!"

hahahaha :lol:
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▫ May 24 2006, 16:49 Post #62
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
No, but that's funny!! :lol:

It was just a black T-shirt with a big picture of Stevie Nicks silk screened on it.  The colors on the silk screen part were like light pink and blue and shit like that.  It was very fem and totally hilarious.  I also think he ended up taking some girl who used to be a hooker or something and was just using him because he made her think he had money or something.  she thought she was gold digging, but she wasn't even gold electroplate digging.  :lol:


I actually searched for Fleetwood Mac shirts and saw that one and figured that was probably the one you were talking about. That story about how the hooker and the dude were each conning each other was pretty good too.
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▫ May 24 2006, 18:31 Post #63
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I actually searched for Fleetwood Mac shirts and saw that one and figured that was probably the one you were talking about. That story about how the hooker and the dude were each conning each other was pretty good too.

Oh, yeah. I come across some pretty funny situations in my life. I love making fun of other people's situations... makes it less work to me to appear funny.

that's why gay jokes are gold around here.
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▫ May 26 2006, 13:02 Post #64
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, yeah.  I come across some pretty funny situations in my life.  I love making fun of other people's situations... makes it less work to me to appear funny.

that's why gay jokes are gold around here.


And he says that with a straight face after adding his girl friend to his avatar. :lol:
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▫ May 26 2006, 14:20 Post #65
QUOTE(evade20)
And he says that with a straight face after adding his girl friend to his avatar. :lol:

That's my mistress. My girlfriend was in school at the time that pictures was taken. It was an important day she couldn't miss. I think they were learning how to write the letter S in cursive.
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 17:16 Post #66
Has anyone ever heard a song by Rodney named "Dear Penis"? You can search and listen to it on limewire.com It's absolutely hilarious!
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 17:24 Post #67
QUOTE(Lynette)
Has anyone ever heard a song by Rodney named "Dear Penis"? You can search and listen to it on limewire.com It's absolutely hilarious!


yeah, it's some funny shit.
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 18:20 Post #68
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yeah, it's some funny shit.


The day my wife met my girlfriend was good too.

I think there's even one called "I'm my own grandpa" or something like that. My mom found it. :lol:
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▫ Jun 3 2006, 03:53 Post #69
QUOTE(natalie)
The day my wife met my girlfriend was good too.
I think there's even one called "I'm my own grandpa" or something like that. My mom found it. :lol:


I'm My Own Grandpa

Lyrics: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe
Music: Dwight Latham, Moe Jaffe

Played by Jerry Garcia with David Grisman

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

[chorus]
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▫ Jun 29 2006, 15:38 Post #70
Dear Penis is quite the hilarious ditty.

My embarassing band is Right Said Fred
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▫ Jun 30 2006, 21:58 Post #71
QUOTE(7mary3)
Dear Penis is quite the hilarious ditty.

My embarassing band is Right Said Fred


Oh my god.... they suck! :lol:
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▫ Jul 6 2006, 03:04 Post #72
QUOTE(7mary3)
Dear Penis is quite the hilarious ditty.

My embarassing band is Right Said Fred


yea but youre not too sexy for anything..... :nahnah:

JK........
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 01:52 Post #73
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
yea but youre not too sexy for anything..... :nahnah:
JK........

Has anyone else here ever felt too sexy for their shirt? So sexy it hurts?
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 18:23 Post #74
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
Has anyone else here ever felt too sexy for their shirt?  So sexy it hurts?

Just that one time when i was really drunk. Turns out I was actually on fire from a fireworks mishap
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 18:27 Post #75
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Just that one time when i was really drunk.  Turns out I was actually on fire from a fireworks mishap

haha

fireworks mishaps seem to be commonplace around here. (poor narazbad)
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 18:45 Post #76
I met a guy named Rocco Duluca Sunday night. He just signed with a label owned by Keifer Sutherland. I went into a pool hall Sunday Eve and he and Keifer were playing pool. Keifer asked me about the area code he should use in Maine, then we started to shoot the shit. The Simpsons came on, and I asked him if he'd ever done a character's voice. He told me he just did two shows that hadn't aired yet where he plays a army colonel. He turned out to be a pretty decent guy, we shot pool for a couple of hours and did about 10 shots of booze and half a dozen beers before I had to leave. Google Rocco Duluca and listen to his new excerpts for his new album. I'd never heard of him before, but I really enjoyed some of what I heard.
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 19:32 Post #77
QUOTE(closeup8)
I met a guy named Rocco Duluca Sunday night. He just signed with a label owned by Keifer Sutherland. I went into a pool hall Sunday Eve and he and Keifer were playing pool. Keifer asked me about the area code he should use in Maine, then we started to shoot the shit. The Simpsons came on, and I asked him if he'd ever done a character's voice. He told me he just did two shows that hadn't aired yet where he plays a army colonel. He turned out to be a pretty decent guy, we shot pool for a couple of hours and did about 10 shots of booze and half a dozen beers before I had to leave. Google Rocco Duluca and listen to his new excerpts for his new album. I'd never heard of him before, but I really enjoyed some of what I heard.


that's a pretty cool story!
And I remember Keifer talking about his record label on Conan I think. He went on the road for a bit but couldn't handle how out of control bands can get lol.
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 22:00 Post #78
QUOTE(Gnappster)
that's a pretty cool story!
And I remember Keifer talking about his record label on Conan I think. He went on the road for a bit but couldn't handle how out of control bands can get lol.

Yeah, he told me Rocco fired him as tour manager after only 10 days.
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▫ Jul 18 2006, 22:15 Post #79
celine dion.

:/
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▫ Jul 20 2006, 05:20 Post #80
QUOTE(Gnappster)
haha

fireworks mishaps seem to be commonplace around here. (poor narazbad)


Now thats comedy!

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