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C Cup

Member No.: 9995 Posts: 821 Joined: 08/2005

▫ May 16 2006, 00:09 Post #1

Ok...serious question. I LOVE going down on my wife....she just tastes so good and I love to hear the sounds she makes when she cums with me licking away but she is very hairy and quite frequently I get hair in my mouth and my teeth which is not all that pleasant to deal with. She is very self concious...so how do I politely suggest that she "trim the shrubbery" shall we say without offending her? I mean the last thing I'd want is for her to get upset or embarrassed and just tell me not to bother doing that anymore.

Suggestions? Anyone else ever been in this sutuation?

D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ May 16 2006, 01:45 Post #2

QUOTE(stevieboy)

Ok...serious question. I LOVE going down on my wife....she just tastes so good and I love to hear the sounds she makes when she cums with me licking away but she is very hairy and quite frequently I get hair in my mouth and my teeth which is not all that pleasant to deal with. She is very self concious...so how do I politely suggest that she "trim the shrubbery" shall we say without offending her? I mean the last thing I'd want is for her to get upset or embarrassed and just tell me not to bother doing that anymore.

Suggestions? Anyone else ever been in this sutuation?

First off:

Oh man, I feel you brother, lucky for me my wife is always trimmed, and now waxed. This can be tricky dood, so please tread lightly.....

Mebbe you can suggest that you shave eachother, ya know, kinda use it as foreplay.....OR, buy her a gift certificate to a waxing studio for the WHOLE body, never mention the Brazialian.....just say "it must have come with the package" (play dumb bro)

Then lap away hair free brother.....

Good luck, as this is a very serious matter

A Cup

Member No.: 14821 Posts: 61 Joined: 04/2006

▫ May 16 2006, 01:49 Post #3

I think if you ask her to shave, you have to do the same, it's only fair.

D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ May 16 2006, 01:52 Post #4

QUOTE(Pinkcheeks214)

I think if you ask her to shave

If he does that, he won't lick her pussy for a long time

She'll clam up

D Cup

Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005

▫ May 16 2006, 02:04 Post #5

QUOTE(Assfucker)

First off:

Oh man, I feel you brother, lucky for me my wife is always trimmed, and now waxed. This can be tricky dood, so please tread lightly.....
Mebbe you can suggest that you shave eachother, ya know, kinda use it as foreplay.....OR, buy her a gift certificate to a waxing studio for the WHOLE body, never mention the Brazialian.....just say "it must have come with the package" (play dumb bro)

Then lap away hair free brother.....

Good luck, as this is a very serious matter

D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ May 16 2006, 02:07 Post #6

QUOTE(ontippytoes)

She could always refuse the Brazilian part. How sad...

even though, they'd at least "clean up" her area a little bit :unsure:

:unsure:

I mean Steve is it bad, like bushwacker bad? :drama:

:drama:

A Cup

Member No.: 14287 Posts: 45 Joined: 03/2006

▫ May 16 2006, 07:43 Post #7

just get out the clippers and tell her you guys are going to have some fun

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ May 16 2006, 10:42 Post #8

QUOTE(tripled)

just get out the clippers and tell her you guys are going to have some fun

I used to do this all the time grab the clippers and shave her but as we aged now I let her do it herself , but I will ask her to do , to much hair can be a pain , and it gets in the way of fun ,, and yes if she asked Id shave my balls as well , who cares it grows back . :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

A Cup

Member No.: 15193 Posts: 14 Joined: 05/2006

▫ May 16 2006, 11:06 Post #9

Just Grab a large bowl of warm water, some small scissors, a bar of foo foo smelling soap(her favorite kind), and a razor.

Walk into the bed room with a large towel over your arm and say, "Hey sweety, I would like to try this to see if it will increase your pleasure. I read something about bare skin being more sensitive to touch."

You will only have to do this about 2 or 3 times and she will take over the chore while she bathes or showers. But if you doing it for her gives her a kick, KEEP IT UP!

Other wise the whisker burn you suffer will be your own fault!

Good luck!!

D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ May 16 2006, 17:13 Post #10

QUOTE(Assfucker)

She'll clam up

This got nuttin'? :huh:

:huh:

:buti:

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ May 16 2006, 17:29 Post #11

QUOTE(Assfucker)

This got nuttin'? :huh:

:huh:

:buti:

sorry, just read it now.

Melon Master

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▫ May 16 2006, 17:33 Post #12

The next time you go down on her, wait til after and then start coughing and choking. She'll ask what's wrong, and you tell her, Oh it's nothing, just have a pube stuck in my throat. If she still doesn't get it, then do the same thing next time. She'll figure it out sooner or later.

And that is all®

A Cup

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▫ May 16 2006, 17:36 Post #13

lol!!!! i think thats a great idea

Melon Master

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▫ May 16 2006, 18:06 Post #14

well the first time my wife shaved her's it felt to us both like it was a whole new sexual experience , I mean she felt every inch , and felt all of her during sex , it just makes things better , I would recommend it to everyone .....

E Cup+

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▫ May 16 2006, 18:21 Post #15

QUOTE(ddd35)

well the first time my wife shaved her's it felt to us both like it was a whole new sexual experience , I mean she felt every inch , and felt all of her during sex , it just makes things better , I would recommend it to everyone .....

I recommend it to everyone too. The first time I had sex with his wife after she shaved it really was like a whole new sexual experience.

Melon Master

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▫ May 16 2006, 18:28 Post #16

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I recommend it to everyone too. The first time I had sex with his wife after she shaved it really was like a whole new sexual experience.

I'll have to try that out.

I only had sex with his wife BEFORE she shaved.

Melon Master

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▫ May 16 2006, 18:29 Post #17

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I recommend it to everyone too. The first time I had sex with his wife after she shaved it really was like a whole new sexual experience.

I wondered if you remembered that bob , see everybody it is better that way
:2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

D Cup

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▫ May 16 2006, 18:30 Post #18

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I'll have to try that out.
I only had sex with his wife BEFORE she shaved.

Oh snap!

E Cup+

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▫ May 16 2006, 18:46 Post #19

QUOTE(ddd35)

I wondered if you remembered that bob , see everybody it is better that way
:2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

Oh, how could I forget. That was only the craziest sex-filled night of the year. I don't know how you were able to hold that video camera for over three hours straight

D Cup

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▫ May 16 2006, 20:45 Post #20

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Oh, how could I forget. That was only the craziest sex-filled night of the year. I don't know how you were able to hold that video camera for over three hours straight

I see you were taking the little blue pills again Boo :nahnah:

:nahnah:

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