Smells That Turn You On...

B Cup

Member No.: 2993 Posts: 311 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 28 2006, 16:57 Post #81

QUOTE(Assfucker)

I've sniffed my wifes ass whilest masturbating before :ph34r:

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D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 28 2006, 17:12 Post #82

QUOTE(ndboxer)

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 28 2006, 21:27 Post #83

QUOTE(Assfucker)

dood it was hawt :bonerfied:

well, after looking at her pics, i think i believe u!

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C Cup

Member No.: 13258 Posts: 785 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Jun 30 2006, 04:07 Post #84

QUOTE(boanna)

there's quite a few reasons why Home Depot is my favorite store!

:jigg:

OMG!!! i love the fucking Home Depot!!!! maybe you and i should just go shopping there to get enough wood to build a house. thus means we get to hire all the sexy hung construction workers we want....

now THAT would be a lotttt of wood!

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D Cup

Member No.: 12055 Posts: 2,225 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Jul 16 2006, 01:28 Post #85

QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)

i dont know if anyones said this and im going to get comments on it....
BUT
i love the smell of wood.
theres this lumber yard near my house and every time i drive by, i practically stick my head out the window to get a whiff. mmmmmm i love the smell of wood!!!!

There's a gentleman's club in my area called "The Lumberyard" :2thumbsup:

Their slogan is "where real men get wood".

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Jul 17 2006, 15:10 Post #86

QUOTE(belicked6924)

There's a gentleman's club in my area called "The Lumberyard" :2thumbsup:

Their slogan is "where real men get wood".

... get hammered, and nail the boards -- er, broads.

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Sep 6 2006, 19:22 Post #87

STEP RIGHT UP! I try to Bar-B-Q at least three times a week because I LOVE the smell of meat being smoked. And, yes, this IS the way I normally dress when I'm cooking, cleaning, or anything around the house. Guess I just can't shake my Tahitian heritage no matter what I do.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 6 2006, 19:39 Post #88

QUOTE(Lynette)

STEP RIGHT UP! I try to Bar-B-Q at least three times a week because I LOVE the smell of meat being smoked. And, yes, this IS the way I normally dress when I'm cooking, cleaning, or anything around the house. Guess I just can't shake my Tahitian heritage no matter what I do.

just be careful if you lean over the grill

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Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 6 2006, 19:43 Post #89

QUOTE(Lynette)

STEP RIGHT UP! I try to Bar-B-Q at least three times a week because I LOVE the smell of meat being smoked. And, yes, this IS the way I normally dress when I'm cooking, cleaning, or anything around the house. Guess I just can't shake my Tahitian heritage no matter what I do.

there's some joke here about cort's friend and a burnt hotdog... but i'm just too lazy to try and figure it out right now

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Sep 6 2006, 20:45 Post #90

QUOTE(Gnappster)

just be careful if you lean over the grill

I actually did that once. Bent over the grill and before I knew it I had what felt like toasted nipples. NEVER again. I'm REAL careful now. LOL!

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C Cup

Member No.: 12950 Posts: 559 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Sep 6 2006, 21:00 Post #91

QUOTE(Lynette)

I actually did that once. Bent over the grill and before I knew it I had what felt like toasted nipples. NEVER again. I'm REAL careful now. LOL!

I should think so those boobs are hot enough

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 05:09 Post #92

QUOTE(jrock8)

there's some joke here about cort's friend and a burnt hotdog... but i'm just too lazy to try and figure it out right now

Well when you do.... I will laugh

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Training Bra

Member No.: 17409 Posts: 1 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Sep 21 2006, 10:52 Post #93

QUOTE(boanna)

fresh cut grass..that would be in my top 10.

1. pine needles. standing next to a pine tree and the wind blows - it's awesome!
2. the neck of a horse (their natural oil smell). shove your nose into a horses
   neck the next time your around one, you'll agree with me, or start to wonder....
3. fresh cut sawdust - theres a man's cologne that for some reason smells like
   this to me, it's called 1881. if u can't find the cologne, just roll around with
   him in a pile of fresh sawdust

4. a mans cum after it's mixed with mine. no extra comments needed on this one.
how bout a smell i hate...black licoresh. see, i cant even spell the word - i hate it that much!

I agree completely. I would add one thing....my man's underarms. I swear I nearly cum just smelling them. He is so sexy.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 21 2006, 11:49 Post #94

QUOTE(B-Baby)

I agree completely. I would add one thing....my man's underarms. I swear I nearly cum just smelling them. He is so sexy.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 21 2006, 16:53 Post #95

QUOTE(B-Baby)

I agree completely. I would add one thing....my man's underarms. I swear I nearly cum just smelling them. He is so sexy.

haha, that reminds me of a Kids in the Hall sketch(Canadian comedy show from the 90's none of you probably have heard of). This guy Danny Husk finds out that people love the smell of his armpits. He launches a cologne line called Husk Musk. He runs on a treadmill with suction cups and hoses strapped under his ams to collect the "nectar". Much funnier to watch than my weak attempt at describing it.

I couldn't find the actual videoof it so I'll just post this one instead.
Completely off the topic but I think I described this one before and it's pretty funny.
And that is all®

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 21 2006, 23:21 Post #96

QUOTE(Gnappster)

haha, that reminds me of a Kids in the Hall sketch(Canadian comedy show from the 90's none of you probably have heard of). This guy Danny Husk finds out that people love the smell of his armpits. He launches a cologne line called Husk Musk. He runs on a treadmill with suction cups and hoses strapped under his ams to collect the "nectar". Much funnier to watch than my weak attempt at describing it.

I couldn't find the actual videoof it so I'll just post this one instead.
Completely off the topic but I think I described this one before and it's pretty funny.
And that is all®

kids in the hall, kids in the hall. hahaha. I remember that show. There was a flying pig in one of the sketches. actually, that was one of the stupider sketches. Stupider like a fox.

I like the squishing your head sketches.. those were good. I still squish people who irritate me. Not sure if I saw the armpit one, but who knows. My brain is such a pile of mush anyway.

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 21 2006, 23:24 Post #97

QUOTE(Gnappster)

haha, that reminds me of a Kids in the Hall sketch(Canadian comedy show from the 90's none of you probably have heard of). This guy Danny Husk finds out that people love the smell of his armpits. He launches a cologne line called Husk Musk. He runs on a treadmill with suction cups and hoses strapped under his ams to collect the "nectar". Much funnier to watch than my weak attempt at describing it.

I couldn't find the actual videoof it so I'll just post this one instead.
Completely off the topic but I think I described this one before and it's pretty funny.
And that is all®

I just watched it. I laughed my ass off right when it started and I saw the word nipple in the title. I remember that one. I lvoe when she finds out that he pees thorugh his penis. classic.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 22 2006, 04:10 Post #98

Thank god for youtube.com

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:12 Post #99

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Thank god for youtube.com

their only downfall is not permitting nudity.

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:14 Post #100

QUOTE(Gnappster)

their only downfall is not permitting nudity.

Agreed!!! that place would be awesome with nudity. You have no idea how many times I'll watch something and be like, damn, she's hot. Can't wait to see her tits at the end of the vid... then i'm like, oh, shit. ain't gonna happen.

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