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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jun 20 2007, 16:07 Post #601
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Be careful of how much you learn... you'll push some old stuff out!

spotted :thumbup:

QUOTE(bondiguy)
NERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :P

"Hey buddy, did you get a load of that nerd?"

Pardon me?

QUOTE(ddd35)
thats not a bad thing

yeah, I hear 3d got his grade 10 last year. good on ya!

QUOTE(nanagirl)
hmm.. i got laid.. last nite :)
it was pretty good i suppose.. after taking those schoolgirl pictures of me.. i got pretty horny  :shuwks:
so my bf came home from work and I got fucked good in that plaid skirt :P

:bonerfied:
That is all.

QUOTE(baby21)
My boyfriend has been in Chicago for a whole week now.. he gets back wednesday and I don't know how I'm going to keep my hands off of him while we're still around his dad and brother.

Anticipation makes it all so much more fun. I plan on going absolutely crazy with him. Yummy, I can't wait!!

just get them to take the pics so you can post them here(well link them here anyway) :thumbup:

QUOTE(nanagirl)
i didn't get any last nite ._. .. I'm thinking that I'll get some tonight.. we'll see ;) He usually can't resist when I start sucking on his cock  :suckadick:

I'm sure I could resist sex if you were sucking my cock, but just to be sure, we'd better try it out. ;)
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▫ Jun 20 2007, 16:26 Post #602
QUOTE(baby21)
My boyfriend has been in Chicago for a whole week now.. he gets back wednesday and I don't know how I'm going to keep my hands off of him while we're still around his dad and brother.

Anticipation makes it all so much more fun. I plan on going absolutely crazy with him. Yummy, I can't wait!!

that sounds hot. messing around secretly in front of your SO's family is a good time. I love doing stuff to my wife when she's on the phone with her mom or dad. It cracks me up knowing that they have no idea what their little girl is up to.
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▫ Jun 20 2007, 19:31 Post #603
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
that sounds hot.  messing around secretly in front of your SO's family is a good time.  I love doing stuff to my wife when she's on the phone with her mom or dad.  It cracks me up knowing that they have no idea what their little girl is up to.


did you ever stop and wonder if her mom and dad are doing the same thing? :o
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▫ Jun 20 2007, 20:00 Post #604
QUOTE(Gnappster)
did you ever stop and wonder if her mom and dad are doing the same thing?  :o

haha thats funny as :haha:
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▫ Jun 20 2007, 21:27 Post #605
QUOTE(Gnappster)
did you ever stop and wonder if her mom and dad are doing the same thing?  :o

I don't know how I missed this post, but that was funny as fuck.

And, no, I never did... at least until now. thanks for that. :puke:
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▫ Jun 21 2007, 05:36 Post #606
QUOTE(Gnappster)
did you ever stop and wonder if her mom and dad are doing the same thing?  :o


:lol: That is funny as fuck! :roflmao:

Oh and thank god someone picked up my various witty references!
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Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Jun 21 2007, 12:32 Post #607
QUOTE(nanagirl)
i didn't get any last nite ._. .. I'm thinking that I'll get some tonight.. we'll see ;) He usually can't resist when I start sucking on his cock  :suckadick:

well I can see were that would be a problem for us all . :P
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▫ Jun 21 2007, 12:34 Post #608
QUOTE(Gnappster)
did you ever stop and wonder if her mom and dad are doing the same thing?  :o


:thumbup:
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▫ Jun 25 2007, 04:08 Post #609
So the boy's been back for almost a week and all I can say is

:D :D :D :D :D

Holly hell.. it's like he went and took karma sutra class or something. We did it 3 times the night he got back ;) . Then I went out and bought some lingerie from work... :) Good times.. let's just say I got to be verry verrry loud.
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▫ Jun 25 2007, 05:19 Post #610
QUOTE(baby21)
So the boy's been back for almost a week and all I can say is

:D :D :D :D :D

Holly hell.. it's like he went and took karma sutra class or something. We did it 3 times the night he got back ;) . Then I went out and bought some lingerie from work... :) Good times.. let's just say I got to be verry verrry loud.


No wonder you've been quiet for a week or so!

Lucky SOB :P
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▫ Jun 25 2007, 14:17 Post #611
QUOTE(baby21)
So the boy's been back for almost a week and all I can say is

:D :D :D :D :D

Holly hell.. it's like he went and took karma sutra class or something. We did it 3 times the night he got back ;) . Then I went out and bought some lingerie from work... :) Good times.. let's just say I got to be verry verrry loud.

I have three things to say

1) I'm very jealous
2) Pics?!?
3) Vids?!?
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▫ Jun 25 2007, 22:29 Post #612
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I have three things to say

1) I'm very jealous
2) Pics?!?
3) Vids?!?


1) don't worry, Im sure Baby will let u fuck her boyfriend if you are that jealous :P
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▫ Jun 26 2007, 16:53 Post #613
QUOTE(bondiguy)
1) don't worry, Im sure Baby will let u fuck her boyfriend if you are that jealous :P


ZING!
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▫ Jun 26 2007, 17:57 Post #614
Ok so.. has anyone here used lube??

The boy bought some, I think for potential future analness... but it was some special warming kind so I had fun giving him a hand job, but can I just say that that shit is way too messy for whatever it's worth...

I guess I don't really see the benefit of it, because I never got to experience the warming sensation really and I'm already wetter than a water park when we go at it... just my thoughts.
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▫ Jun 26 2007, 18:20 Post #615
QUOTE(baby21)
Ok so.. has anyone here used lube??

The boy bought some, I think for potential future analness... but it was some special warming kind so I had fun giving him a hand job, but can I just say that that shit is way too messy for whatever it's worth...

I guess I don't really see the benefit of it, because I never got to experience the warming sensation really and I'm already wetter than a water park when we go at it... just my thoughts.


use it if you need it, shelve it if you don't.
certain birth control can make a girl dryer than normal(as can my physical appearance :freak: )

btw the way, that wetter than a water park comment= :bonerfied:

oh yeah, PICS? :o
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▫ Jun 26 2007, 18:43 Post #616
QUOTE(bondiguy)
1) don't worry, Im sure Baby will let u fuck her boyfriend if you are that jealous :P

I knew my comment catch up with me somehow. :rolleyes: Good one. :thumbup:

QUOTE(Gnappster)
certain birth control can make a girl dryer than normal(as can my physical appearance :freak: )

I thought your wife used your physical appearance for birth control.
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▫ Jun 26 2007, 20:38 Post #617
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I thought your wife used your physical appearance for birth control.


Even though that comment was directed at me, I had to laugh.
thanks a lot asshole :P
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▫ Jun 27 2007, 05:11 Post #618
QUOTE(baby21)
Ok so.. has anyone here used lube??

The boy bought some, I think for potential future analness... but it was some special warming kind so I had fun giving him a hand job, but can I just say that that shit is way too messy for whatever it's worth...

I guess I don't really see the benefit of it, because I never got to experience the warming sensation really and I'm already wetter than a water park when we go at it... just my thoughts.


Every now and then (like once every few months) my wife and I have used it when needed, it just helps things along sometimes especially if you have just got a quickie in mind!

QUOTE(Gnappster)
use it if you need it, shelve it if you don't.
certain birth control can make a girl dryer than normal(as can my physical appearance :freak: )
btw the way, that wetter than a water park comment=  :bonerfied:

oh yeah, PICS?  :o


Hahahaha

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I knew my comment catch up with me somehow. :rolleyes:   Good one. :thumbup:


Thats why I am here :thumbup:
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▫ Jun 27 2007, 15:29 Post #619
QUOTE(baby21)
Ok so.. has anyone here used lube??

The boy bought some, I think for potential future analness... but it was some special warming kind so I had fun giving him a hand job, but can I just say that that shit is way too messy for whatever it's worth...

I guess I don't really see the benefit of it, because I never got to experience the warming sensation really and I'm already wetter than a water park when we go at it... just my thoughts.


As you get older , sorry had to start with that , you will find a need for lube , as the auto functions dont lube as well as they used to , so to speak , but KY came out with a new product that really works well , gnappy and evade told its the best they have found ... :P
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▫ Jun 27 2007, 18:50 Post #620
I put the lube to good use last night.
;)
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