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B Cup
Member No.: 21030 Posts: 357 Joined: 03/2007
▫ Mar 27 2007, 22:54 Post #481
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Just find some random pics off the net, black out the face and post them here saying they're your girl. We'll never know! But make sure to remove any websites first.


LOL, nah I prefer to be honest. Next time I talk to her i'll ask her if I can post one pic.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Mar 28 2007, 10:57 Post #482
okay on topic here , last night late , she offered I agreed and let me say it was the best 3 minutes of my day ... :drinkup: :roflmao:
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Double D's
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▫ Mar 30 2007, 02:52 Post #483
Heheh Sex.. whats thats!
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Member No.: 19168 Posts: 1,866 Joined: 11/2006
▫ Mar 31 2007, 19:22 Post #484
QUOTE(Puppet)
Heheh  Sex.. whats thats!


LOL puppet.. you crack me up.

I got poked in the butt by something hard while sleeping last night... does that count?? I think he was horny but didn't want to wake me up.. lmao. That's how my sex life has been lately.
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Double D's
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▫ Mar 31 2007, 23:49 Post #485
awwww.. I can think of a few solutions lol :P
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▫ Apr 1 2007, 08:32 Post #486
QUOTE(Puppet)
awwww..  I can think of a few solutions lol :P


Do tell..
:drama:
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 3 2007, 00:24 Post #487
hrmmm me ... you... some jello... a 5 iron... masking tape.. 2 rubber bands.. some silly puddy... a clown nose.... 2 candy corns... and a popsicle....

oh yea and denture adhesive... yeaaaaaaaa I can see it now! :banana2:
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▫ Apr 3 2007, 04:23 Post #488
:huh: :action-smiley-073: :muhahaaw: :ninja:
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 3 2007, 11:56 Post #489
Four score and seven years ago......

:bang: :bang: :bang:

:lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 4 2007, 04:20 Post #490
hehehe baby :wub:
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▫ Apr 6 2007, 06:44 Post #491
I've got one!!!
I got to give a yummy blow job today while getting fingered, I finished him off and swallowed every bit and then I talked him into a little doggy style :) .
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Melon Master
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▫ Apr 6 2007, 14:33 Post #492
QUOTE(baby21)
I've got one!!!
I got to give a yummy blow job today while getting fingered, I finished him off and swallowed every bit and then I talked him into a little doggy style :) .

congratulations and the pictures are were ? :P
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▫ Apr 6 2007, 21:53 Post #493
QUOTE(baby21)
I've got one!!!
I got to give a yummy blow job today while getting fingered, I finished him off and swallowed every bit and then I talked him into a little doggy style :) .


:blink:
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Member No.: 13121 Posts: 1,442 Joined: 01/2006
▫ Apr 7 2007, 00:31 Post #494
QUOTE(baby21)
I've got one!!!
I got to give a yummy blow job today while getting fingered, I finished him off and swallowed every bit and then I talked him into a little doggy style :) .


damn that Kratos....lucky stiff
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Double D's
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▫ Apr 7 2007, 02:39 Post #495
I digress :blink:
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B Cup
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▫ Apr 8 2007, 10:26 Post #496
QUOTE(baby21)
LOL puppet.. you crack me up.

I got poked in the butt by something hard while sleeping last night... does that count?? I think he was horny but didn't want to wake me up.. lmao. That's how my sex life has been lately.


Sure you weren't dreaming you was Cartman at the time?
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▫ Apr 8 2007, 10:27 Post #497
QUOTE(Puppet)
Heheh  Sex.. whats thats!


Think it'th between five and theven.
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▫ Apr 8 2007, 10:29 Post #498
QUOTE(baby21)
I've got one!!!
I got to give a yummy blow job today while getting fingered, I finished him off and swallowed every bit and then I talked him into a little doggy style :) .


Hope he washed it first.
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▫ Apr 8 2007, 10:30 Post #499
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Four score and seven years ago......
:bang:   :bang:   :bang:

:lol:

I'm down wiv dat Bro.
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▫ Apr 8 2007, 20:43 Post #500
i need some... volunteers???? :unsure:
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