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▫ May 12 2006, 16:45 Post #81
QUOTE(boanna)
no, it was my fault, i should have turned the shower on for him before we went to sleep that night!

besides, the other part....it was my fault.  i love to whisper in his ear "my ass is hungry for your cock".  it makes him hard as a rock... fast!


I was being fececious (sp?)......ummm that's kind of a shitty word too :lol:

I bet you'll be washing him up from now on though :P
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▫ May 12 2006, 16:45 Post #82
QUOTE(boanna)
could it be??  have i met my match?  boanna tumbles down sarcastic mountain.  lands on ass!


:lol:
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▫ May 12 2006, 16:46 Post #83
QUOTE(Assfucker)
If I could, I'd never leave my room :drama:

tread lightly assfucker....the ladies love u when u talk like that...but if the men see it....you set yourself up as fair game and in season!
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▫ May 12 2006, 16:47 Post #84
QUOTE(boanna)
tread lightly assfucker....the ladies love u when u talk like that...but if the men see it....you set yourself up as fair game and in season!


Looks like we're gonna have to provide him with an orange vest :roflmao:
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▫ May 12 2006, 16:48 Post #85
QUOTE(foxy lady)
I was being fececious (sp?)......ummm that's kind of a shitty word too :lol:
I bet you'll be washing him up from now on though :P

yea, cause it makes for a boring morning if ya dont!
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▫ May 12 2006, 16:50 Post #86
QUOTE(boanna)
i love to whisper in his ear "my ass is hungry for your cock".

:o

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▫ May 12 2006, 16:51 Post #87
QUOTE(boanna)
tread lightly assfucker....the ladies love u when u talk like that...but if the men see it....you set yourself up as fair game and in season!

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▫ May 12 2006, 16:57 Post #88
QUOTE(Assfucker)

:2gunsfiring:
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▫ May 12 2006, 16:58 Post #89
QUOTE(foxy lady)
Looks like we're gonna have to provide him with an orange vest :roflmao:

sweet mother of god! sorry foxy, gotta go. some kind gentleman here just knocked my socks off with a PM! gonna go take care of some personal business! :drinkup: :)
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▫ May 12 2006, 17:05 Post #90
QUOTE(foxy lady)
I was being fececious (sp?)......ummm that's kind of a shitty word too :lol:
I bet you'll be washing him up from now on though :P


hahaha when you spell it that way it is! its actually facetious

this has been the funniest back and forth i have seen yet in any thread.

oh and bo, theres your "edifice" word again. you mean orifice. an edifice is like, a building, like a large building.
(yay for remembering highschool vocab)

:kisses:

AF you dirty man, you! :wub:
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▫ May 12 2006, 17:08 Post #91
QUOTE(Assfucker)


Where can i get all these cool ass smilies!?!?!

EDIT: nevermind, i have found them!!! :jigg:
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▫ May 12 2006, 17:10 Post #92
QUOTE(boanna)
sweet mother of god!  sorry foxy, gotta go.  some kind gentleman here just knocked my socks off with a PM! gonna go take care of some personal business!  :drinkup:   :)


Have fun sweetie ;)
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▫ May 12 2006, 17:52 Post #93
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
hahaha when you spell it that way it is! its actually facetious

this has been the funniest back and forth i have seen yet in any thread.

oh and bo, theres  your "edifice" word again. you mean orifice. an edifice is like, a building, like a large building.
(yay for remembering highschool vocab)

:kisses:

AF you dirty man, you! :wub:

no, your wrong...it was "ed". i remember him well!

like a building? well, that what some of those little edifices feel like after they have been orificed! i guess i'd rather spend time using them rather than learning how to spell them.

whats facetious? does it have something to do with facials? :blink:

i'm lost. and i think i threw my back out!
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▫ May 12 2006, 18:37 Post #94
QUOTE(boanna)
QUOTE(he_is_legend)
i dunno if there has been a topic on this previosly but i was curious if the ladies on here had ever slipped a lubed finger up their fella's bum and nailed his G spot for him?

no, but i HAVE slipped some caster oil into his spagetti when he threatened to go to a tittie bar.


Why? He wasn't going to take you with him? :unsure:
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▫ May 12 2006, 18:40 Post #95
QUOTE(natalie)
Why? He wasn't going to take you with him? :unsure:


Yeah I know what you mean Nat, Just Hangin and I love going to the tittie bar together :2thumbsup:
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▫ May 12 2006, 19:02 Post #96
QUOTE(boanna)
whats facetious? does it have something to do with facials?   :blink:

This is one of the funniest posts in this entire thread. Well, it was pretty darn funny for not being one of my posts. :lol:
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▫ May 14 2006, 04:15 Post #97
I tried a finger in his ass once. He was having none of it. I guess some men equate anything going up there the wrong way with something gay. Never went there again. But, that's OK. It's all about doing whatever I can to please him anyway. Right?
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▫ May 16 2006, 18:19 Post #98
QUOTE(boanna)
"oh my god, i licked my own asshole!!!"


QUOTE(boanna)
i love to whisper in his ear "my ass is hungry for your cock".  it makes him hard as a rock... fast!


:bonerfied:

That is all®
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▫ May 17 2006, 15:13 Post #99
QUOTE(Lynette)
I tried a finger in his ass once. He was having none of it. I guess some men equate anything going up there the wrong way with something gay. Never went there again. But, that's OK. It's all about doing whatever I can to please him anyway. Right?


too right. if hes not kool with it then it dont matter.
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