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D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ May 8 2006, 14:49 Post #1

Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.

I'm 34, married with 3 kids.

Living in South Florida

I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else :unsure:

:unsure:

I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits

Well here's a picture so you know who's posting :drama:

:drama:

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ May 8 2006, 14:52 Post #2

QUOTE(Assfucker)

Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.
I'm 34, married with 3 kids.

Living in South Florida

I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else :unsure:

:unsure:

I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits

Well here's a picture so you know who's posting :drama:

:drama:

ummm. Ouch :huh:

:huh:

And, oh, yeah, Welcome to RMM. And make sure the wifey slaps her AWESOME tits around on my 411.

See ya 'round the boards

D Cup

Member No.: 14069 Posts: 1,530 Joined: 03/2006

▫ May 8 2006, 14:52 Post #3

QUOTE(Assfucker)

Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.
I'm 34, married with 3 kids.

Living in South Florida

I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else :unsure:

:unsure:

I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits

Well here's a picture so you know who's posting :drama:

:drama:

Hey sexy, I think all the other RMMers will love that I have invited you here, tell Bombshell to start posting soon, I agree she has beautiful TITTIES!

D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ May 8 2006, 15:04 Post #4

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

ummm. Ouch :huh:

:huh:

And, oh, yeah, Welcome to RMM. And make sure the wifey slaps her AWESOME tits around on my 411.

See ya 'round the boards

thanks Bobaloo........yes the bike seat is a tight fit

She'll be posting soon..........and thanks again Foxy :eatme:

:eatme:

D Cup

Member No.: 14069 Posts: 1,530 Joined: 03/2006

▫ May 8 2006, 15:15 Post #5

QUOTE(Assfucker)

thanks Bobaloo........yes the bike seat is a tight fit

She'll be posting soon..........and thanks again Foxy :eatme:

:eatme:

Anytime hun anytime, glad you could make it, I've seen lots of your sexy bod, now I want to oogle your wifey

D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ May 8 2006, 15:47 Post #6

QUOTE(foxy lady)

Anytime hun anytime, glad you could make it, I've seen lots of your sexy bod, now I want to oogle your wifey

I'll let her know......I don't want to post any of her till she's a member too

Here's another pic [/picwhore] :drama:

:drama:

D Cup

Member No.: 14069 Posts: 1,530 Joined: 03/2006

▫ May 8 2006, 15:52 Post #7

QUOTE(Assfucker)

I'll let her know......I don't want to post any of her till she's a member too

Here's another pic [/picwhore] :drama:

:drama:

Looking a little tired there AF :huh:

:huh:

D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ May 8 2006, 16:03 Post #8

QUOTE(foxy lady)

Looking a little tired there AF :huh:

:huh:

Opened the gym that morning, it's was prolly 6:30AM :ph34r:

:ph34r:

D Cup

Member No.: 14069 Posts: 1,530 Joined: 03/2006

▫ May 8 2006, 16:04 Post #9

QUOTE(Assfucker)

Opened the gym that morning, it's was prolly 6:30AM :ph34r:

:ph34r:

Nonetheless your bod is still a very nice view :wub:

:wub:

D Cup

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▫ May 8 2006, 16:06 Post #10

QUOTE(foxy lady)

Nonetheless your bod is still a very nice view :wub:

:wub:

awwwww I bet you say that to all the fellas :shuwks:

:shuwks:

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ May 8 2006, 16:06 Post #11

QUOTE(Assfucker)

I'll let her know......I don't want to post any of her till she's a member too

Here's another pic [/picwhore] :drama:

:drama:

Hey, that's a nice camera. I have the T7... it's awesome. The T9 just came out not to long ago, it's pretty cool, but I like how little the T7 is.

just thought I'd try to derail your thread a bit.

D Cup

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▫ May 8 2006, 16:07 Post #12

QUOTE(Assfucker)

awwwww I bet you say that to all the fellas :shuwks:

:shuwks:

Nah, only the HOT ones

D Cup

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▫ May 8 2006, 16:08 Post #13

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Hey, that's a nice camera. I have the T7... it's awesome. The T9 just came out not to long ago, it's pretty cool, but I like how little the T7 is.

just thought I'd try to derail your thread a bit.

ya mirror pics are teh kewlest :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

I love the camera, but would like to get the newer version

E Cup+

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▫ May 8 2006, 16:09 Post #14

QUOTE(Assfucker)

ya mirror pics are teh kewlest :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

I love the camera, but would like to get the newer version

It takes much better pics. The T1 has a major flaw because the flash is flush with the lens. It's gives flash pics a bit of a yellow/red color. Very irritating!!! The T7 is much better that way. And the T9 is supposed to be awesome... and it has image stabilizer or whatever the hell they call the shakeproof thing

D Cup

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▫ May 8 2006, 16:13 Post #15

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

... and it has image stabilizer or whatever the hell they call the shakeproof thing

and that is needed for those "action" shots in the bedroom :letsfuck:

:letsfuck:

E Cup+

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▫ May 8 2006, 16:25 Post #16

QUOTE(Assfucker)

and that is needed for those "action" shots in the bedroom :letsfuck:

:letsfuck:

Double D's

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▫ May 8 2006, 16:59 Post #17

WOW Sexy ass body.

Welcome to RMM.

D Cup

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▫ May 8 2006, 17:03 Post #18

Thought this pick would pass the judgement from the indication of your name :unsure:

:unsure:

D Cup

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▫ May 8 2006, 17:06 Post #19

QUOTE(diane26)

WOW Sexy as body.

Welcome to RMM.

Thanks for the welcome, love yer sig

QUOTE(foxy lady)

Thought this pick would pass the judgement from the indication of your name

:bonerfied:

BAM, thank you

D Cup

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▫ May 8 2006, 19:55 Post #20

Picture of the wife

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